The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
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~anguspie quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:26:51 PM <E-Squid> I'm caught between reassuring myself that I'm not an asshole and wondering if I really am one
11:28:04 PM <TheEELeater> E-Squid: Ah, self exploration
11:28:10 PM <TheEELeater> wait that came out wrong
~Thorero quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
04:41:58 <roedeer> Like the smoking one.
04:42:02 <roedeer> "Habbit."
04:42:12 <AbstractDoctrine> ...Habbit?
04:42:14 <Brokhen-Windu-C3> ...
04:42:16 <Brokhen-Windu-C3> What?
04:42:26 <AbstractDoctrine> Is that like Bilbo Baggins' inbred cousins?
~Thorero quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
21:37:38 <AbstractDoctrine> But booze...booze is fun.
21:37:50 <AbstractDoctrine> I'm a beast at kings.
21:39:04
<AbstractDoctrine> Last time we played Kings we mused about a
secret organization of pierced women controlling the flow of history as
we knew it: The Clitoratti.
=moria330 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Salgor> aleliaw: wanna go to NJ
<aleliaw> Salgor: do you have gas
<Salgor> aleliaw: no I've been eating quite well recently
<Salgor> oh you meant
<Salgor> aleliaw: I've got some
<moria330>
<aleliaw> Salgor:
~Railsmith quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Railsmith>honestly i should just constantly post
because i feel it fits 90% of our conversations~bluestorm369 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<dragonblossom25> There's a world outside the internet
<bluestorm369> Link me
*MasterPlanner quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:56:05 PM <MegMcMuffin> Chris got his summary of health benefits from the VA
09:56:23 PM <MegMcMuffin> He isn't able to have an abortion paid for
09:56:26 PM <MegMcMuffin>
09:56:34 PM <MegMcMuffin> now what will we do if he gets pregnant?!
=Jex-LumiKhoth quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
02:59:30 PM <Kyle-Bronz13> i'm not in this
02:59:40 PM <Kyle-Bronz13> i'm an innocent bystander
02:59:48 PM ** Kyle-Bronz13 was kicked by Jex-LumiKhoth *
~FangingKillaDawg quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:51:21 AM <FangingKillaDawg> oh my god...I spilled hot tea on myself...
11:51:37 AM <space-bound-spectre>
11:51:53 AM <FangingKillaDawg> ...
11:52:00 AM <FangingKillaDawg> it did not burn.
11:52:03 AM <FangingKillaDawg> :grin:
11:52:08 AM <FangingKillaDawg> it's warm...
11:52:12 AM <FangingKillaDawg> and wet.
11:52:20 AM <FangingKillaDawg> ...
11:52:24 AM <FangingKillaDawg> I should stop now.
11:52:29 AM <FangingKillaDawg> OH MY GOD!
11:52:36 AM * FangingKillaDawg will just be silent now.
11:52:49 AM <FangingKillaDawg>
this happens every time...11:52:57 AM <FangingKillaDawg> ...and I always make it worse.
11:53:00 AM <FangingKillaDawg> ...
11:53:09 AM <FangingKillaDawg> I seriously should shut up.
~SomeWeirdObscureName quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
03:15:44 PM <Whiplash-TF> I THINK
03:15:45 PM ** Blackout-TF has left [connection closed]
03:15:50 PM <Whiplash-TF> Well then.
03:15:59 PM <Whiplash-TF> Apparently me thinking kills.
03:16:01 PM <Whiplash-TF> ;I
~Skaerne quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Blackrose841>Blargy23: WHAT'S THE WEATHER INSIDE MY VAGINA
<Blargy23>Blackrose841: Cloudy.
<AttiaStreeth17>With a chance of meatballs
~Sonmaru quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
02:39:21 PM <caffeinatedwonder> PotHeadJesus: I didn't say sex
02:39:30 PM <caffeinatedwonder> PotHeadJesus: I SAID HOT MAN MASSAGE
~Starri-Chan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Starri-Chan> What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
<Starri-Chan> Twins in an acid bath.
** Darkmask7 has left [connection closed]
<Starri-Chan> ...
<NethaEmerald> See what you do?
=CustardAndPie quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<CustardAndPie>My bird just gave a new meaning to the phrase "seeing with the naked eye"
<waterdfg>whut?
<CustardAndPie>She rubbed off some of the feathers aorund her right eye
<CustardAndPie>Actually, her left eye
<CustardAndPie>And now it's naked
<waterdfg>oh
<waterdfg>lol
`OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<SakuraSushiBunny> has anyone seen the dark knight yet?
<DustyKnives> SakuraSushiBunny: Yes. No spoilers for the rest of the room, but did you like it?
<SakuraSushiBunny> i havent seen it yet
<OpalMist> Dumbledore dies.
<SakuraSushiBunny> is it worth the watch
<SakuraSushiBunny> hahaha dumbledore dies
<SakuraSushiBunny> man that's a pretty crap ending then hey
<B0nkers>
Spoiler Alert: Dumbledore dies at the end of Twilight because Darth
Vader killed Picard who was Dumbledore's last horcrux
`neurotype quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
11:03:05 PM <Vocable> SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
11:03:41 PM <raspil> soylent gray is aliens
^Beccalicious quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
21:33:57 <Vocable> What do you call rhymes that don't work?
21:34:07 <poetic> lil wayne
`neurotype quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
02:08:58 PM <Beccalicious> writing is like S&M for the pretentious
~AquarianBabe quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:10:45 AM <Paelaer> madzleigh: Let me tell you: tanning is basically the preparation of jerky for cannibals.
~Tails-155 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
21:00:21 <Tails-155> Well either way,
judging by the half conversation I have, I'm guessing I am implied to
have taken something personally
21:00:32 <Tails-155> I haven't taken anything personally. I ignored him because he's annoying as fuck.
21:01:08 <Vocable> Valid reason!
^namenotrequired</a> quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:50:51 PM <PinkyMcCoversong> I seriously have rage about lady tiems
09:51:11 PM <PinkyMcCoversong> every moth i'm like ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? WE JUST DID THIS. COME ON.
09:51:26 PM <Beccalicious> and do the moths reply?
09:51:31 PM <PinkyMcCoversong> lololol
09:51:42 PM <PinkyMcCoversong> MONTH
nuckchorris0 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<AMV-artist> Im black Belt at marsal arts and I fight montsers. Also, I am a vampire. Not lying. nuckchorris0:
<nuckchorris0>
AMV-artist: You're not a vampire. There is scientifically no such thing
You're what we refer to in the porn industry as "a biter"
lack-of-color quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
16:19:55 <lack-of-color> I'm part of the church of Don't-Care
16:20:08 <lack-of-color> It's on the corner of Zero and Fucks
