The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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Anavar quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
10:51:37 PM <MoRBC> Hyourin: are you busy perchance
10:52:21 PM <Hyourin> MoRBC: Not partifuckly ...
10:52:27 PM <Hyourin> I'm not sure how that typo happened.
10:52:31 PM <Hyourin> But I'm just leaving it there.
10:52:40 PM <MoRBC> ....xD one of the most amazing typos I have seen
MaliciousBunny quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
04:30:38 PM <YoungShadic> Oh my god what's that in the air?! It's a bird!
04:30:42 PM <YoungShadic> It's a Plane!
04:30:44 PM <xXMorbidBunnyXx> Its a fuck.
04:30:54 PM <YoungShadic> Wait how'd you know
04:31:16 PM <xXMorbidBunnyXx> Because it is around the time where the Flying Fucks migrate back North.
catluvr2 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
17:25:30 <catluvr2> +randu Who's a perv in here
17:25:31 <TaviBot> catluvr2: And the choosen one is: catluvr2.
17:25:34 <catluvr2>
Emberzini quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Quantaria> i used to be more social.
<Quantaria> THEN I DISCOVERED DEVIANTART
OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<easywhisper> I once straightened my pubes, for kicks.
<easywhisper> They looked so fabulous afterwards.
FallenWormwood quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
04:46:09 PM <Killer990> I just realized something.
04:46:18 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> Yes?
04:46:19 PM <Killer990> This and Shit are spelled with the same letters.
04:46:24 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> ....
04:46:27 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> LOL
OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<HAL2008> I have a boyfriend. I can't go rubbing my genitals on street lamps any more
MalevolentMan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<malevolentman> if you hear really carefully , you just heard the sound of the last sane person on earth blowing their own brains out < pyromasterZ
Ink19 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:15:44 AM <Ink19> ....
01:16:01 AM <Ink19> so i googled "when do babies start smiling'
01:16:15 AM <watatsu> MyTragicLover: sorry couldnt see you tabbed DX heya
01:16:24 AM <Ink19> and as soon as I had 'when do' it popped up with 'when does the narwhal bacon"
Tails-155 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
08:15:50 <RapidFox> admx: pizza ist a texture.
08:16:18 <Tails-155> RapidFox: silly, then why are people with acne called "pizza face?"
08:16:34 <admx> RapidFox: yes, useit.
08:16:35 <RapidFox> Tails-155: dont blow my mind so late at night.
Ceata88 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<nfshueria> All right... I'm almost done skinning this model. 8 D
<Ceata88> ........
<nfshueria> Took so freaking long for this stupid thing.
<Ceata88> ............
<nfshueria> ........................
<Ceata88> I know
<Ceata88> you mean something else
<Ceata88> but
<Ceata88> I keep getting the image of you ripping the skin off a super model
<nfshueria> xD
<nfshueria> LMAO
<nfshueria> Ceata
<nfshueria> ...
<nfshueria> I'm concerned.
jd22292 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
04:51:14 PM <flawless9> LombaxFan: this is for a story im writing....what would you do if you heard a moaning in your cellar?
04:51:48 PM <LombaxFan> flawless9: idk, probably get the fuck out of the house
Internal-Misery quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:01:19 PM <Internal-Misery> i feel like eating children
12:02:08 PM <chr0ma> That's awful!
12:02:22 PM <Internal-Misery> depends on the seasoning
Winter-Sea quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:36:05 AM <Winter-Sea> they wont keep us apart forever! ):<
01:36:06 AM ** XMiokiX has left [connection closed]
01:36:36 AM <Winter-Sea>
Tails-155 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:47:13 AM <Tails-155> anyway, my eyes are getting heavy
01:47:23 AM <Tails-155> and I can't hold them like this forever, my arms will get sore
MalevolentMan quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
*** You have joined #YourOwnPersonalHell *
<TrintyBloodsFatality> ...
<TrintyBloodsFatality> god damn it
<malevolentman> seems legit
DrunkPrussian quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<DrunkPrussian> -pets your face- Can I have a picture of you pleeeeeassseeeeee ]]
<Shadow-Whitlock> Me??)
<DrunkPrussian> Yeessssssssssss]]
<DrunkPrussian>
]]<DrunkPrussian> FFFFFFFFFF --]]
<DrunkPrussian> ASSHOLE ICON. ]
<Shadow-Whitlock> No))
<DrunkPrussian> And thus, stupid icon gets me rejected.. ]
confusingdream quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
** Reaper-X has joined
** blackwolf743 has left [connection closed]
** thevaultdwller has left [connection closed]
<confusingdream> Reaper-X: how dare you reap blackwolf743 and thevaultdwller
<Reaper-X> It was their time. I don't make the rules, confusingdream.
<Reaper-X> confusingdream: I simply work alongside the cosmos.
<confusingdream> *sniff* what a sin.
DuallyHips quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
03:09:28 AM <TranssexualJesus> DarkxRedemption is a gay sea otter, He blows other dudes out of the water :I
03:09:44 AM <DarkxRedemption> Yep
Damon-Jaxon quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Little-leopard> once apoin a time, woman had beards!
<Eiram1996> ...
<Eiram1996>
** Eiram1996 has left [connection closed]
<5Ghost8Dragon3> I think that's supposed to mean others gtfo, not yourself.
<FangingKillaDawg>
slightlynutty1 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:13:39 PM <slightlynutty1> 2+2=5 for very large values of 2
09:13:53 PM <dr-insectoid> slightlynutty1: amazin
09:14:06 PM <slightlynutty1> dr-insectoid: I Know Right
09:14:34 PM <dr-insectoid> slightlynutty1: i have no idea how it works but amazing
09:15:25 PM <slightlynutty1> dr-insectoid: i doesnt. it was supposed to be a joke. i didnt expect anyone to be so gullible to beleive the 2+2 could ever equal 5...
Danium quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<copperrein> k, can't focus
<copperrein> 4 hours sleep and a hangover
<copperrein> fuck it
<Danium> take a napthen
<copperrein> hah
<copperrein> thought you were talking about a drug
<copperrein> so I googled it
snurtz quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Silver-Comet> okay
<Silver-Comet> I am actually going to bed now.
<Silver-Comet> night lovers
<Silver-Comet> and enemies.
<Silver-Comet> and people who aren't really anything
