The LOL Corner
This regular news article promises to make you giggle, chortle, and laugh your ass off.
Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
dAmnIt! is a database of funny quotes submitted by deviants like you.
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KnightOfBreath quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<deviant-garde> Wow I think I found the whitest name in the book
<deviant-garde> Sebastian Clebert Jean Charles III
<Wizard-Kgalm> God damn.
<deviant-garde> That gentleman is going to get a job
FaithlessHyren quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
07:41:32 PM <FaithlessHyren> BTW, what year are you in? (If you don't mind me asking.)
07:42:30 PM <DinkyHooves-FiM> I am in the year of 2012
Sonmaru quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:09:35 AM <StephTeam10> Fuck, something bit my foot
01:09:41 AM ** Vampirequeen10 has left [connection closed]
exarobibliologist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
01:46:43 PM <GigaNigga> One thing I've noticed: As the tits go up, the IQ goes down in here.
01:47:05 PM <cypher-neo> The nice thing is tits that go up also go down
01:47:25 PM <cypher-neo> And that means that the IQ is always in flux in #devart!
blusterCBD quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<fuckshit>My first date was serious and it ended pretty ugly. :/
<blusterCBD>What, did you finally look in the mirror?
<blusterCBD>
OpalMist quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<kizgoth> Okay, my knee itches.
<kizgoth> I need to get something smooth and blunt to scratch it with.
<PotHeadJesus> kizgoth: Use my penis
<kizgoth> BoobyHead: I said blunt, not tiny.
reddragon569 quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<whit3w0lfy> Amnesia with an unexperienced w0lfy part 1 Uploading your video. 1470 minutes remaining. Your video will be live at: [link]
<reddragon569> Fear-The-Letter-Opener: Bloody Satan in a handbasket thats a long time
<reddragon569> ono
<Panda-Master-Yao-Aru> reddragon569: Satan in a handbasket
<Panda-Master-Yao-Aru> reddragon569: ...Easter will never be the same
MasterPlanner quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
07:35:40 PM <AzureSquire> And speaking of Trojan, am I the only one who finds it really stupid to name a product that's supposed to keep something out after a group of people traditionally known for being defeated by letting something malicious in??
FallenWormwood quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
12:39:37 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> I just figured out that my moms cat is scooting around the bed according to where I place my bowl of cereal.
12:40:02 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> So now I'm being a troll and moving it around the bed so he won't sit down.
12:40:07 PM <TrintyBloodsFatality> ='D
fjslkdjfnsglksdjfsd quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<relivethepast> I can't do raw digital.
<relivethepast> My lines are terrible.
<relivethepast> I have hands as steady as a deprived meth addict.
<relivethepast> After a Five Hour Energy.
Emberzini quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Embers-in-the-Night> I'M EATING ICE CREAM
<Embers-in-the-Night> WITH AN OVERSIZED SPOON
<Embers-in-the-Night> WE'RE OUT OF REGULAR ONES
<reddragon569> Embers-in-the-Night:
Worst horror story ever<Embers-in-the-Night> LOL
neurotype-on-discord quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
09:34:16 PM <GigaNigga> why would the eu drop greece
09:34:33 PM <ordie> GigaNigga: they think Greece has started a huge arms deal with Nigeria
09:34:40 PM <ordie> found a bunch of letters
09:34:55 PM <neurotype> ordie: reeeealllllly
09:35:01 PM <ordie> yes
09:35:10 PM <ordie> they all came from a few very very wealthy Nigerian Princes
Chartreuse-Caff quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
06:57:39 PM * 12memories is away: OVEREACTING
07:02:41 PM <CaffrinLuvsTMGC> y'know, i almost read 12memories's "away" message as my screen name.
07:02:54 PM <12memories> CaffrinLuvsTMGC: i think you need to consider eye surgery
07:03:30 PM <CaffrinLuvsTMGC> 12memories: >:I
07:03:31 PM <12memories> CaffrinLuvsTMGC: I've been away for 5 minutes, 52 seconds. Reason: OVEREACTING
mprincekane quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
<Tanixebt> ...I think my sister popped popcorn
<Tanixebt> I can smell it
<SuperAnimator77> ...
<SuperAnimator77> i read that as pooped popcorn
<BitterFish> Behold
<BitterFish> The human popcorn machine
<BitterFish> Just don't ask us how she gets the butter
<SuperAnimator77> poopcorn hahahaha
<Tanixebt> Ewww
bradleysays quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo…
** Internet-Explorer has joined
<Pickley> Internet-Explorer: Do I want to know who you are
<Pickley> Gonna guess its most likley Sock
<Internet-Explorer> Maybe.
<Pickley> orrr admx?
<Internet-Explorer> I own an iPhone.
<Pickley> Internet-Explorer: TRAITOR
<Pickley> YOU SHOULD HAVE A WINDOWS PHONE
* Internet-Explorer is not responding.
DJ-Zemar quotes, chat.deviantart.com/damnit/quo… PM <hellhoundp2k> AshleyxBrooke: Wahgwan brejin' stah, ya set da koppa block back on da spot?
10:56:11 PM <AshleyxBrooke> english please
10:56:37 PM <DJ-Zemar> That is english
10:56:46 PM <DJ-Zemar> It's just the dialect: broken..
10:56:51 PM <DJ-Zemar> Broken..english.. lol
