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When you can't find sandwiches... is because they become one with my stomach :iconderpscoutplz:

Taken from a screenshot from a video of rubberfruit… all the credits go for him.
Plz account made by :iconfire-kun:
  • Listening to: Heavy screaming for sandwiches
  • Reading: How to kill the red spy
  • Watching: BONK
  • Playing: Force a Nature
  • Eating: Sandwiches


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TheWeatherTrio Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconsniperplz::iconbookplz::iconsays3plz:Here's a touchin' story.

Once upon a time, there was a Heavy...


... and his precious Sandvich.


But, there was also a Spy.


One day, Spy visit Heavy...


... and he sapped Heavy's Sandvich.


As Heavy was at first sad, because he lost his best lunch...


... the anger at the Spy for doing this, make Heavy born a Warrior Within inside him.


He then grab a Spy...


... and eat him.


Then, when Spy was eaten, Heavy's head burn for a moment...


... and when the fire gone, Heavy said:

 "That was SPY-cy!" [link]

:iconsniperplz::iconbookplz::iconsays3plz: And everyone lived happily ever after. The end.
Autotrooper42 Featured By Owner May 30, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
VaylerSilv Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2016  Hobbyist Filmographer
Best story evar. :iconderpscoutplz:
Presumptuous-Cat Featured By Owner May 26, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sonic123132 Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
TheChaosDragoness Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
bonttie Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SANDWICHES :iconderpscoutplz:
GLITCHALK Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Aurastar13440 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
EpicRandomCat115 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Now that you've started to read this, you can stop anytime you want. This is a joke. IM NOT KIDDING, STOP NOW! One day a boy named Gaylord McSpazicam got hit by a plane, a train, a cane, and Shane (Dawson) Ipin that order. SEND THIS TO POTATO PEOPLE IN APPLESAUCE SECONDS, OR YOU WILL HAVE THE SAME FATE AS GAYLORD!

Case 1: Susui McBoosie - She ignored it. Oh, poor susui. When she was walking to school, outside of her house, the lights went out. 7 hours later, She quickly went back inside to tell her mom horrible news. She got -1 on her final exam.

Case 2: Billy Bob Joe - Jesus people, let's atleast try to get better names.

Case 2.5: John Smith - He only sent it to Firetruck people. Bad choice, John. While John was reading his book (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire), his power went out. Unusual for John, since he lived on top of an electric pole. In his corner, he saw Unwanted House Guest. He was so happy to see him! UHG gave him a wrench and disappeared. A wrench! Just what he needed! He fixed the electric pole and got back to his football game.

Case 3: Steven McBeeven: He sent it to potato people. Good job, Steven *sarcasm*. The next day, he fell 3082737 flights of stairs, landed on a rocket, fell off the rocket (while 828292928272627 km in the air), and landed into a jet engine.


1-2 people: Your a lucky son of a bitch.
2-5 people: Uhhhhhhh.
5-10 people: Your going to die.
10-Potato people: Barely live, die, or live a long healthy life! Spin the wheel of fortune! :iconderpscoutplz: :iconderpscoutplz: :iconderpscoutplz::iconsaysplz:SANDWHICHEZ
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