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When you can't find sandwiches... is because they become one with my stomach 
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Taken from a screenshot from a video of rubberfruit www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDaMS… all the credits go for him.
Plz account made by
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Taken from a screenshot from a video of rubberfruit www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqDaMS… all the credits go for him.
Plz account made by
- Listening to: Heavy screaming for sandwiches
- Reading: How to kill the red spy
- Watching: BONK
- Playing: Force a Nature
- Eating: Sandwiches
Once upon a time, there was a Heavy...
... and his precious Sandvich.
But, there was also a Spy.
One day, Spy visit Heavy...
... and he sapped Heavy's Sandvich.
As Heavy was at first sad, because he lost his best lunch...
... the anger at the Spy for doing this, make Heavy born a Warrior Within inside him.
He then grab a Spy...
... and eat him.
Then, when Spy was eaten, Heavy's head burn for a moment...
... and when the fire gone, Heavy said:
CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.
CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.
CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.
1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary
Case 1: Susui McBoosie - She ignored it. Oh, poor susui. When she was walking to school, outside of her house, the lights went out. 7 hours later, She quickly went back inside to tell her mom horrible news. She got -1 on her final exam.
Case 2: Billy Bob Joe - Jesus people, let's atleast try to get better names.
Case 2.5: John Smith - He only sent it to Firetruck people. Bad choice, John. While John was reading his book (The Hunger Games: Catching Fire), his power went out. Unusual for John, since he lived on top of an electric pole. In his corner, he saw Unwanted House Guest. He was so happy to see him! UHG gave him a wrench and disappeared. A wrench! Just what he needed! He fixed the electric pole and got back to his football game.
Case 3: Steven McBeeven: He sent it to potato people. Good job, Steven *sarcasm*. The next day, he fell 3082737 flights of stairs, landed on a rocket, fell off the rocket (while 828292928272627 km in the air), and landed into a jet engine.
DONT HAVE THE SAME FATE AS GAYLORD!
1-2 people: Your a lucky son of a bitch.
2-5 people: Uhhhhhhh.
5-10 people: Your going to die.
10-Potato people: Barely live, die, or live a long healthy life! Spin the wheel of fortune!