My own top 10 compiled list of stuff that you should be grateful you don't work as, and I've heard a LOT of bitching coming from people about their current job. Muffin, suck it up, you're not going to die. [Read at own discretion, some vulgarities within]
1) Slaughter House Grunt
The job where the most people quit on their first day. The stench of death up your nose, mouth, ass, and everywhere else it can seep into you. Not exactly a pleasant job. You live, breathe, and crap, murder.
2) Cheese Cutting Supervisor
.you.get.to.stare.at.people.cutting.cheese.for.8.hours.a.day.whoopdie.effing.do
.as.if.the.machines.couldn't.run.themselves.
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