Calamity Clarisse - Chapter 1
Chapter 1: I learn a little thing about the Joy of Stalking and Spying
"He wanted her/She'd never tell secretly she wanted him as well/But all of her friends/Stuck up their nose/they had a problem with his baggy clothes."
Avril Lavigne – Skater Boy
Details are my thing; I love details, I can notice the minor things from a distance. For instance, just the other day, Candace, my friend from school, said she had been dumped by her boyfriend who was now seeing this Estelle person so I went straight home after school – dragging Candace with me, of course – and while we painted each other toes we checked the skank's Facebook.
Now, at the first sight of Estelle's relationship status, Candy started sobbing and crying out loud. No class, no composure. Look, as a daughter of the goddess of love, I'm nothing but sympathetic towards people whose heart just got broken but ladies, please! Learn something from J
15 Fics: DetentionGinny/Luna =^-^=
Ginny glanced sidelong at the only other person in detention with her. Snape was punishing them both for a recent incident involving a flesh-eating slug (which, to be fair, was supposed to be completely dead) and a Ravenclaw boy (who, to be fair, was a smug git). Now he was out of the room dealing with some noisy first-years and they were alone together for the first time in months.
The other girl had written out I must not harm other students about a dozen times in the time it had taken Ginny to write a hundred, but her paper was covered in the most fascinating drawings: creatures with slugs coming out of their fanged mouths; wings that had no bodies but were joined in the middle by rainbows of light; even what looked like a bull with a bowler hat for a head. As Ginny watched some of the creatures turned to look at her. An eyeball waved at her with its single clawed hand.
Do you like them? asked Luna, making Ginny jump.
Um, yes, she