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Yep. I'm back. Again. Sorry to see so many of my old friends have also gone awol over the last hectic years. If you've been watching, I've posted several new sections of Fellowship Lost this past month. I am determined to finish it up, publish it, and move on to one of my many other unfinished manuscripts, probably The Brides of Avermore.

Here's an update of what's been going on in my world since last we chatted:

My son and wife gave birth to my fifth grand kiddo: James Stephen. The cutie is now a year old; his sister is nearly three.

I retired from my professional career as an ad agency copywriter and freelance advertising gal.

I moved to Minnesota to be closer to my daughter's fam, including the three original grands.

I am dabbling with community theater again, just helping out, with an eye to directing. The ultimate goal: help provide the sponsorship and fundraising materials that let the local thespian group purchase a rundown old theater and turn it into their new home base.

Lost 100 pounds and look and feel younger than ever. Having no stress from the previous grind of working in a pressure cooker ad agency has helped too! Nothing makes you feel peppier than getting up when you please and not facing other-people's deadlines.

Am struggling to find a writing group to share my work with and gain valuable critiques. Three local groups just aren't panning out. One seems on the verge of disbanding and isn't really my genre; another emphasizes how to sell your novels--not how you can improve them; and the last is made up of mostly rookies who write hunting and fishing articles. (I did mention I moved to Minnesota, right?) Sad to say, nothing comes close to the old dA... which appears to have died off in my absence.

That about covers it. Hope to recapture some of the old magic here. Wish me luck! 
  • Listening to: The AC
  • Reading: A Killer's Mind
  • Watching: Reruns of Dexter on Netflix
  • Playing: eenie meanie minie mo with story ideas
  • Eating: Braut stew
  • Drinking: Lemon water

I Apologize

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 27, 2015, 10:54 AM


I don't have to tell you I haven't been on dA for quite some time. I almost never check in anymore, and God do I feel guilty. It's part of why, when I do stop by, I don't respond. Guilt. Embarrassment. Humiliation.

In short, it's an admission I have failed.

I see the old friends I made here are still writing, and against all odds, some of them are still leaving me notes and comments. I wonder what I can say to apologize for ignoring them and deserting my craft. The answer is: nothing. You and dA gave me a boost over 12 years ago to finish my first novel, Fellowship of Psys, and inspired me to start several more. How do I admit that somewhere over the last 4 years I lost that loving' feelin'? That I failed the people who gave me that much needed shove way back when?

I know where it started: when I switched back to my old job as Communications Director at an ad agency. The work load was horrendous, and writing for "fun" after 12-hour days began to feel more like work than a passion. Then I retired a year and a half ago, and all I could do was wallow in the enjoyment of doing absolutely nothing for a change. 

Now, nothing has become a habit.

My characters pinch me now and again, and I try to pick up the threads of at least one of my unfinished novels. Can't seem to get back in the rhythm. 

Will I keep trying? ::shrugs:: I hope so. But in case I don't, I'll understand if you turn your back on me for good. If I do and manage to produce something worthwhile, I hope there are still one or two of you who will notice and give my words a skim. 

Let me at least say: Happy Holidays to you all! I've never forgotten any one of you. You are as fresh in my mind as if we chatted just yesterday. All evidence not withstanding, I miss you all and wish you a productive and creative New Year.

Love,
Denlm

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  • Listening to: Waterfall, TLC, CrazySexyCool
  • Reading: The House of Silk
  • Watching: NFL Football
  • Playing: with excuses
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water

Going to the chapel, and...

Journal Entry: Mon Aug 25, 2014, 5:47 PM


...I'm going to see my son get married!" 

No, I haven't deserted dA (again); just been busy with last minute wedding details. Hey, it's not every day your last baby ties the knot! Pray the weather is grand this Saturday. The ceremony is going to be outside facing Lake Erie!

Will be back later next week with something new for fans of Fellowship Lost to sink their teeth into. :wave: Later, all!  

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  • Listening to: the sounds of silence
  • Reading: The Dresden Files, #12
  • Watching: Season 4 of Breaking Bad. Still.
  • Playing: with the ending of Fellowship Lost
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nada

The rumors of my demise have been premature

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 22, 2014, 7:45 PM


I know, I know, look what the cat dragged in. For those of you wondering where I went and why, my job at the agency became a wild roller coaster ride from hell. Too many clients with too many huge campaigns and only one writer to crank them out. Me. 

I simply had no energy or time or DESIRE to write more words when I dragged my butt home. DeviantART became a distant memory. 

Then a miracle. While dreaming foolishly of retiring (and checking how little i would have to live on from Social Security) a nice clerk at the SS office asked me, "Are you aware you qualify for survivor benefits from your late husband?" I did, but figured he died so young and so long ago his benefits couldn't be worth as what I had made on my own over the years. Wrong. His bennies accrued over time, and were worth considerably more than mine. Then two days later our family finally received the inheritance settlement from my father-in-law's death almost two years ago. And I discovered he kindly left me a very pretty nest egg.

Call me crazy but I put in my notice at work the next day, and retired May 30. For the last 6 weeks I've been decompressing, wallowing in the joy of doing absolutely nothing but read and relax in the sun and visit my daughter and my grandkids in St. Paul.

I think now I am finally ready to get my tush back in gear and tackle my many unfinished novels. There are also many great deviations from other deviants to wade through as well. So, have patience, please. I am putting ME on the front burner for a change... and hope to spend much more time on dA. Wish me luck!


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  • Listening to: Cruising
  • Reading: One Kick
  • Watching: Season 4 of Breaking Bad. Finally.
  • Playing: with the ending of Fellowship Lost
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water

50 Shades of Mediocre Writing

Journal Entry: Fri Aug 30, 2013, 8:08 AM


So I read Fifty Shades, and while parts of it were titillating the writing was 50 shades beneath some of the worst published novels I've ever been exposed to. I said to myself, I've got better stuff in my Outtakes Folder at home. Hmmm, maybe I do and maybe I don't.

Call me crazy but I decided to share some of my erotica here. If it's not your thing, pass it by. If you can take some mild BDSM, dive right in. What am I saying? If you can take jon.com (and many of my watchers did eagerly) these shorts should be like Near Beer to you.

Rest assured I am writing again on my other unfinished novels, so be patient. Fellowship Lost should come to a righteous end sometime soon.

In the meantime, check out my latest deviation posting, Job Security. Yeah, okay, I'm a bad girl. :)

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  • Listening to: I Need to Know
  • Reading: The Archie Sheridan series
  • Watching: Nothing. I'm currently off TV.
  • Playing: with the ending of Fellowship Lost
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Water

Peeks nervously through her fingers...

Journal Entry: Wed Jun 5, 2013, 2:02 PM


Dare I wave?

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  • Listening to: Follow Me
  • Reading: Dead Ever After... bleh
  • Watching: Game of Thrones
  • Playing: Catch up
  • Eating: Peanut butter cuplette
  • Drinking: Water from the office cooler

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

Journal Entry: Mon Dec 31, 2012, 5:42 PM


To those of you already in 2013, how is it looking? For the rest of us... let's count down to a better, happier and more successful New Year.

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  • Listening to: The minutes ticking away
  • Reading: The "In Death" series by J.D. Robb
  • Watching: Dr. Who -- why didn't you tell me it rocked
  • Playing: With a few novel ideas
  • Eating: Dark chocolate M&Ms
  • Drinking: Wine

And so this is Christmas...

Journal Entry: Thu Dec 27, 2012, 7:45 AM


I know, I know, it's two days AFTER Christmas, but the trees are still up and the lights are still strung, so bite me.

Besides, John Lennon has been purring inside my head for days. He keeps asking me, "What have you done?" The answer: Not much for way too many months. So I decided to stop being a whiner and get my butt back into gear.

First, thank you to everyone who sent condolences on the deaths of my father-in-law, my father and my daughter's father-in-law. Their loss is still a sting on my heart, but I'm determined not to blubber about it any more. Your kind wishes were a great help even if I was too depressed to acknowledge them all.

Second, thank you for the birthday wishes. At my ripe old age, such sentiments still feel good--even if my body does not!

And finally, thank you to everyone who still reads and comments on my old deviations. Your constant gentle nagging is never ignored. I hope to find time to finish off some of these tales and get them into print. I also am starting to wade through the 189 deviations in my in box. You guys haven't been slackers like me, and I look forward to envying every single piece.

Have patience, friends. I am working my way back. It's been a tough year. Hope the next one is much better for all of us!

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  • Listening to: "And so this is Christmas" by John Lenno
  • Reading: The "In Death" series by J.D. Robb
  • Watching: Dr. Who -- why didn't you tell me it was so g
  • Playing: With a few novel ideas
  • Eating: Sausage McMuffin with Egg
  • Drinking: Orange Juice

I can hardly believe this

Journal Entry: Thu Oct 25, 2012, 5:53 AM


This will be difficult to believe after all we've endured the last two months, but my daughter's father-in-law passed away Tuesday. He had been diagnosed with pulmonary thrombosis just three weeks ago, around the same time my dad collapsed at home. It is a degenerative lung disease with no known cause. It causes the arteries in the lungs to harden and stop functioning. There is no cure, other than a lung transplant. I just saw him Sunday for our newest granddaughter's christening. He was thin, weak and coping on heavy oxygen, but seemingly okay. Two days later he was dead. I am sobbing a lot now without warning. Too many losses of good men too close together. I hope fate takes pity on us soon. I've really had enough.

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  • Listening to: My playlist, but not really hearing it
  • Reading: Girl Gone
  • Watching: Nothing lately
  • Playing: More of the same nothing
  • Eating: Toast
  • Drinking: Cranberry Juice

The nature of life

Journal Entry: Tue Oct 16, 2012, 9:14 AM


Thank you all for your recent posts of support. My father passed away peacefully last night while my son and I were visiting him at hospice. It was 12 days after his initially collapse at home so we can be reassured he didn't suffer long before leaving us. He was asleep when Jim and I arrived and he simply stopped breathing about an hour after we got there. That is the most any of us can wish for at the end, I think.

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  • Listening to: The phone ringing over and over
  • Reading: Girl Gone
  • Watching: Nothing lately
  • Playing: More of the same nothing
  • Eating: Sausage biscuit
  • Drinking: Cranberry Juice

Tough Times

Journal Entry: Sat Oct 13, 2012, 10:27 AM


Just a quick update: A week ago my father collapsed at home. My sister was away on vacation so it fell to me to handle the crisis alone. I spent 5 days at his side in the hospital as he faded in and out of reality. Last Sunday he deteriorated into a vegetative state and we gave him the Last Rites. He rallied on Monday and was the most coherent he had been in days.

Dad has a living will that states he wants no CPR or intubation or other lifesaving treatments as his end of life nears, so we moved him to hospice Monday night. He has been sleeping nearly nonstop since and when he is awake cannot be coaxed into eating more than a mouthful of food. We don't know how long he will stubbornly hold onto this world, but it could be days, weeks or months--assuming he eats now and then. I am heartbroken but hanging in there.

Dad has many health issues--any one of which will take him away from us: a very weak heart (he's had numerous attacks and surgeries), Parkinsen's, diabetes, a REM sleep disorder, and most recently a mass on his lung that he refused to have treated or diagnosed. The doctor suspects cancer. Dad's breathing is now shallow and occasionally gasping. They are making him as comfortable as they can. Great people at hospice.

I remember the strong happy man Dad used to be and wish him a swift and easy death--but, God, how I will miss him. Prayers and good vibes are wanted and appreciated. I hope to back with you all when I can. Please do not forget me.

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  • Listening to: The Sound of the Underground Train
  • Reading: Girl Gone
  • Watching: Nothing lately
  • Playing: More of the same nothing
  • Eating: Grape Nuts cereal
  • Drinking: Tomato Juice

Time keeps on drifting...

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 18, 2012, 7:42 AM


For those of you wondering where I've been--yet again--life keeps handing our family trials and tribs. I no sooner arrived home from visiting my new granddaughter in St. Paul than the hammer dropped one more time. My dear sweet funny supportive father-in-law died unexpectedly. He choked while eating lunch last Sunday and died before anyone knew he was in trouble. We buried him yesterday. I gave one of the readings at his service and was doing quite well, I must say, when out of nowhere the words "we who mourn" grabbed me by the throat. I had to stop, sob and gut out the last sentence. Damn. No matter how hard we try, grief finds its way out of us.

I will miss that man more than I can ever express, even knowing all the words I know. I am going to miss him a long long time.

I guess that's enough gloom and doom for now. Will try to upload that baby picture I told you guys about later today and start digging out from the 150+ messages in my IN box. Have patience, Friends. And take pity, Time. I really need a breather.

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  • Listening to: You Had a Bad Day
  • Reading: Succulent
  • Watching: Season 5 of True Blood
  • Playing: Bejeweled
  • Eating: French Toast
  • Drinking: Cranberry Juice

I'm a grandma again!

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 27, 2012, 5:53 AM


A lot happening in my life right now, thus my prolonged absence. First, dad had a heart attack on the Fourth of July and has been in the hospital ever since. They are sending him home today, but he can no longer manage without some assisted living arrangement. My sister and I have been hustling to clean up our parents' home and get it listed for sale. We've scoped out some places that have easier accessibility and located a weekly cleaning service. Next step, get the nursing program in place to come in and take care of them on a daily basis. Then we'll see if they need more care than that.

In the meantime, my daughter :iconsmurfetteinred: gave birth to my newest granddaughter, Rose Ellen, this past Wednesday. She is adorable! I will try to upload a photo to prove it. Of course, you guys know how technically challenged I am so don't expect it to happen soon. Lol!

Hope all is well in your world. Wish me luck in getting mine back in order so I can finish at least ONE of my damn novels this year!

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  • Listening to: Radar Love
  • Reading: Black Hills
  • Watching: Season 5 of True Blood
  • Playing: Catch up
  • Eating: Nothing yet
  • Drinking: Water from the office cooler

Hey, where did the button go for creating a poll?

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 3, 2012, 1:14 PM


Suddenly, I can't find the page where we create new polls? Can anyone help?

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  • Listening to: Stairway to Heaven
  • Reading: Bared to You
  • Watching: Every episode of True Blood
  • Playing: Bejeweled
  • Eating: Nothing yet
  • Drinking: Water from the office cooler

Hiatus is over... hopefully

Journal Entry: Sun Apr 29, 2012, 5:53 PM


My hiatus from dA is over... at least I hope so. :fingerscrossed: The new job was exhausting for the last three months, but I am finally in control of the work load (at least until the holiday advertising crush hits in August. Yup, AUGUST!) So I am going to make a concerted effort to catch up on all the deviations in my IN box, plus get back into the saddle with my own novels. Wish me luck!

The gang at work is turning out to be a blast to work with, for the most part. There are seven "youngsters" in their early twenties who I initially though had one foot still in college and the other in a nearby college bar. Turns out, that is true BUT they are also hard working and friendly as hell. I suspect they were leery of an old timer like me at first, but discovered I still have one foot in a college bar too--at least emotionally. :beer:

There are also five employees I knew from the when I worked their six years ago who made it very clear they were thrilled to have me back. Of the remaining crew: three (besides my bosses/friends/agency owners) are about my age, one is a forty-year-old Peter Pan who is still unmarried and sports funky hats and trendy scarfs and thinks he's God's gift to women. He's a comedian though, so I can chuckle at the rest of it.

And there is one bitch.

(Isn't there always?) But so far she is a bit afraid of me and my relationship with Ellen (THE boss), so we have a truce of sorts. All in all, I'm having a great time. The work is exciting, and I even know a few of the clients from when I worked there previously.  We are currently culling celebrities to use in next year's national palladium campaign. Valerie Bertinelli is a front runner, as is Sharon Osoborne and Mohammad Ali's daughter. (I forget her name... Alaya? Or something like that.) Maybe Cat Cora from Iron Chef. Maybe Betty White. (I would LOVE that pick. But she may be too expensive for the client.) So, with all that going on, what's not to like?

Healthwise, my wisdom tooth has taken pity on me and stopped flaring up, and my knee is finally feeling normal again. I actually walked up and down stairs all last week without hubbling one step at a time. No pain, unless I sit too long without moving. Then for the first few steps, it is stiff and painful. Then loosens up and all is well.

I guess that catches me up, guys. Tomorrow, I start digging into that IN box in earnest. What's new with all of you?

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  • Listening to: Someone Like You
  • Reading: Guilty Wives
  • Watching: Nothing much. Did watch Red. :thumbsup:
  • Playing: Angry Birds
  • Eating: Spaghetti
  • Drinking: Ice water

Quick Update - Pain Sucks

Journal Entry: Sun Mar 11, 2012, 5:37 PM


In case you noticed, I've been MIA for several weeks now. Was dealing with a painful wisdom tooth -- which finally died off last week, and pain in my knee that made walking and climbing stairs a form of Spanish Inquisition. Turned out to be a Baker's cysts -- argh. Don't ask. Anyway, I hope to get back to all of your comments and deviations soon. Now, forgive me while I limp back to bed. :wave:

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  • Listening to: Nothing much
  • Reading: Victims
  • Watching: Walking Dead
  • Playing: Woe Is Me
  • Eating: Beef stew
  • Drinking: Ice water

Two Weeks Later...

Journal Entry: Sun Feb 19, 2012, 6:14 AM


I start Week Three at my new agency tomorrow, and so far, there are pros and cons:

PROS
- Huge paychecks!
- Fun working with old friends.
- Private office -- with a window.
- Compliments from clients about the work I've done so far.
- Working with some fun young people.

CONS
- Only paid every two weeks now, instead of weekly.
- My bosses are in California for another week, and I miss Ellen -- a lot. She's a friend, not just a boss.
- That window? It looks out over an IHOP.
- The projects keep piling up. I'm starting to catch up (the old copywriter left six projects for me to do, even though he was still there for another week), but it's putting a crimp in my PERSONAL writing time. No new Fellowship Lost for now. :sigh:
- Working with young people who still have one foot in the student union at college and the other in a frat party somewhere.  It's so exhausting. Lol.

Hope you will all stick with me while I get settled in. I WILL finish Fellowship Lost and continue with my other novels--soon I pray!

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  • Listening to: Holy Toledo by Crystal Bowersox
  • Reading: Red Mist
  • Watching: Walking Dead
  • Playing: with the idea of buying a new TV
  • Eating: Grape Nuts
  • Drinking: OJ

Endings are bittersweet.

Journal Entry: Sat Jan 28, 2012, 7:45 AM


It's official. Yesterday was my last day at The Blade newspaper. The department took me to lunch, gave me a cake (that said "Take Us Too... Bitch!), cards, hugs and a few tears. I will miss the core group of great and fun people I worked with (most of management excepted). We are having a less formal and drunken good-bye next Thursday at our favorite Mexican bar-restaurant. It's a much more fitting way to tell them how big a hole they will leave in my heart.

I'm eager to start at the ad agency--my first day will be a full-day long planning session with one of their jewelry store clients from Minnesota. What a way to jump in with both feet, eh? Still, I am looking forward to it.

This week I am finishing up some freelance projects, sorting my receipts for tax preparation, working on the conclusion of Fellowship Lost, and trying not to go shopping with a paycheck I have yet to earn! Lol. I did invest in a beautiful chenile blazer though to wear to that planning meeting--and I might buy a pair of suede boots to go with it. Otherwise, I am adding items to my Wish List and waiting. I'm still open to suggestions for things to splurge on, guys, so feel free to recommend the practical as well as the outrageous.

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  • Listening to: Take Me Home Tonight
  • Reading: Steve Jobs bio
  • Watching: for the return of Walking Dead
  • Playing: With the last chapters of Fellowship Lost
  • Eating: a bacon, egg and cheese bagel
  • Drinking: OJ

How Quickly Life Can Change -- for the Best!

Journal Entry: Thu Jan 12, 2012, 5:35 PM


I know I have been silent the last few days, but something unbelievable happened that turned my life upside down. My old ad agency contacted me Tuesday afternoon to say their Communications Director was resigning and moving to Wisconsin... did I want the job??!!!

Did I? You bet your sweet bippy! I made them a salary offer that night... and they accepted! I'll be making about 30% more than I did at The Blade, plus will now have FOUR weeks paid vacation (instead of two), paid sick leave and personal days (instead of none), and will only have to pay 5% of my health care premium. AND I get to write advertising and do PR for jewelry clients--oh so sexy--alongside people who adore my work and are great fun to be around. My new take-home pay will be around $800- $1000 more a month. :faints dead away:

I'll get to all your comments and journals this weekend. I promise. For now, your assignment is this: Tell me what I should buy to celebrate my new big beautiful tax bracket!

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  • Listening to: Miss Independent
  • Reading: Steve Jobs
  • Watching: for the return of Walking Dead
  • Playing: With a new chapter of Fellowship Lost
  • Eating: an apple (while reading the Jobs bio??!)
  • Drinking: Ice water

'And so this is Christmas...'

Journal Entry: Sun Dec 4, 2011, 7:31 AM


A free signed B&W illustrated copy of my novella "Not Another Christmas Carole" to the first person who correctly identifies the person who said those words... and can give the date and place of his or her death. Because--well--we should never forget.

What is it about the short dark days of winter that inspires us to examine our lives? For some folks it is a time of rebirth, for others it is a time to shake their heads at the foolishness in the world.

My novella "Not Another Christmas Carole" takes a playful poke at Dicken's weathered tale of a man short on one kind of holiday spirit, and haunted by too many others. It's funny, romantic, teary, nondenominational, has marvelous illustrations by popular dA graphic artist, Valia Kapadai—and is on sale now for as little as $5 in e-reader format. A perfect stocking stuffer.

Check it out on Amazon.com and lulu.com, in hard cover, soft cover, color illustration, black and white, and three digital formats to suit any tablet.

If you order your copy on lulu.com before December 6, enter the code "SLEIGHRIDE" and get free shipping!

Color Soft Cover: www.lulu.com/product/paperback…
B&W Soft Cover: www.lulu.com/product/paperback…

Synopsis: Jasper "Kat" Petty has a case of Grinchitis. Most folks suffer a Scrooge-moment now and then, but for Kat, it's a virulent strain that has hung on for sixteen years.

In high school, young Petty had dreams of being a novelist tucked into one pocket and a national writing award stashed in the other. But that was before his Da died, leaving the family in financial chaos. Forced to give up college and take a blue-collar job, he now watches his friends start families while he struggles through a string of "Caroles" who love him and leave him in short order—nearly always at Christmas.

Enter: Chi, a comic devil who may or may not be God himself. The silver-haired eccentric with the wisecracking mouth and cockeyed view of living and loving shows Kat how to drop his prickly barriers and take one last shot at fulfilling his dreams—with of all things? Another Carole.

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  • Listening to: A Very Special Christmas
  • Reading: 11/23/64 by Stephen King
  • Watching: NFL Football
  • Playing: With a new chapter of Fellowship Lost
  • Eating: Grape Nuts
  • Drinking: Tomato Juice