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I've really been itching to change my username lately.
Any suggestions/ ideas?
○● B R I T I S H ○● (2)
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell" 
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. 
[] You dislike Emo's almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.
[] You believe the correct way to spell 'Color'; is 'Colour', and 'Centre.'

○● A U S T R A L I A N ○● (3)
[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You have an Australian something

○● I T A L I A N ○● (3)
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[]Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10". 
[] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[] You talk with your hands. 

○● S P A N I S H ○● (3)
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos 
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. 
[] You are dark skinned
[] You know what a Puta is. 
[x] You talk fast occasionally. 
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

○● R U S S I A N ○● (4)
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

○● I R I S H ○● (4)
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (blue)
[x] You like the color green. 
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland. 
[] You have red hair.
[] You have/had freckles. 
[] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○● (3)
[] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can sing gospel.

○● A S I A N ○● (3)
[] You have slanty/small eyes
[] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano. 
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko. 

○● G E R M A N ○● (4)
[x] You like bread
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is. 
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you stupid. 
[] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. 

○● C A N A D I A N ○● (0)
[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh. 
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched Degrassi. 

○● A M E R I C A N ○● (1)
[] You hate foreigners. 
[] You hate non - Christians. 
[x] You're lazy. (a little bit xD)
[] You have had an abortion.
[] But love the penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Wal-Mart. 
[] You think this survey is rather biased

○● B E L G I A N ○● (4)
[x] you grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] you like fries
[x] you think Belgian chocolate rules. 
[] you know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[] you speak both Dutch and French
[x] you like Belgian waffles
[] you call a pub or bar a café.
[] you fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks
[] you drive/own a French or German car 
[] you have a lot of comments on your government. 

○● D U T C H ○● (5)
[x] you like the colour orange. 
[] you are a football enthusiast.
[x] you often go to 'coffee shops'. 
[] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] you have a cheerful nature. 
[x] you like the sea. 
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects. 
[] you tend to favour the megalomania.


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