bro'd one time too many. | kuroo tetsuro
Kuroo and Bokuto are crouching in the corner of the room, their arms rest on each other’s shoulders as they have a strategy meeting to discuss how to pick up girls.
“Okay bro, since you’re an owl, you gotta be my wing man.”
Bokuto chortles loudly and stands up with his hands on his hips. “Hoot hoot, let’s fly.”
Kuroo smirks. “Let’s bro go.”
You’re sitting by your desk, silently reading a book while the two volleyball captains approach you with a jubilant spring in their synchronized step.
“Hey, [Name].” Kuroo speaks first and you flick your gaze towards him for a brief moment. Bokuto stands near him, peeking out from behind Kuroo’s shoulder.
“Yes, Kuroo?” You raise an eyebrow at him in question.
“Did you know that you’re...” Kuroo attempts to slide onto the seat in front of you, but loses his balance and lands on his ass. “...Purrfect...”he finishes lamely, sitt
Germans and Their Dogs
Gilbert doubled over from laughing as you screamed bloody murder and sprinted all over his yard. His eyes teared up and he held the stitch in his side and gasped for air.
"F-Frau…you're…AHAHAHAHAHA!!" He laughed and slapped his knee.
"GILBERT HELP ME YOU *cusses like Romano*" You screamed and climbed onto the nearest tree in fear.
"But your reaction is HILARIOUS!"
"GILBERT YOU ARSE THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!!" You screamed and desperately hugged onto the trunk of the tree. You glanced down and in fear you saw the face of death right in front of you- in the form of blood-thirsty, fluffy dogs. Your grip was slipping and you were screaming for dear life as the dogs barked and jumped happily at you.
Ludwig bursted through the door at the sound of your horror movie worthy scream ,"MEIN GOTT, what is going on-"
"Lud…Lud..wig! I…I…I..can't breathe…KESESESESESESESE!" Gilbert laughed and held up a weak hand. Ludwig pulled him up and glanced towards yo
Loki x Reader: Sleeping Beauty
Loki x Reader: Sleeping Beauty
Your breathing was heavy as you crouched behind a giant pillar in the underground facility. You'd just fought upwards of fifteen guards (all of which had guns) and had taken a beating by the last chump.
Since when do they have the hired help learn special techniques, you wondered in annoyance as you placed a somewhat shaky hand to your rib cage. During the excitement, you'd definitely cracked something- but you pushed past the beginnings of pain and continued to move forward. You had an objective, and you wouldn't be leaving this hole in the ground until you had succeeded.
Peeking around the column where you were currently hiding, you found that the coast was clear. And stalking forward on the balls of your feet, you moved towards the door at the far end of the chamber.
As you crept across the expanse, you made sure to be as silent as possible- though as the sounds from outside
Avengers x Reader - Chat Room ERVERNGERS [One](Admin.) Tony Has created the chat room 'ERVERNGERS'
(User) Steve has joined
(User) Natasha has joined
(Admin.) Tony: BOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo
(Admin.) Tony: I start a chat room nd the first person to join is the old man
Steve: And straight away he insults me.
(Admin.) Tony: and*
Steve: Then he wonders why I've stopped attempting to have a civil conversation with him.
(Admin.) Tony: that's cuz ur boring and they pulled ur ass outta the snow from years ago
Natasha: and that gets him insulted because??
(Admin.) Tony: hes old
(Admin.) Tony: that warrants teasing
(Admin.) Tony: god pay attention black widow ur losing ur cunningness
(User) [y/n] has joined
(Admin.) Tony: OMFG
(Admin.) Tony: A FUN PERSON
(Admin.) Tony: HI
Steve: Hello [y/n]!
"Norwegian's look as if they're soaked in bleach.."
Lukas Bondevik, turned his head to see (first name) (last name) glaring at a computer screen, seemingly talking to herself.
Finding this all to interesting, Lukas peered over, accidentally resting his head on her shoulder, making her gasp and turn to see him.
"Lukas you scared me!" she replied, clicking the minimize button.
"What were you looking at?" he asked, taking the mouse, putting his hand over hers and moving the mouse back to the website she was on. It wasn't really a site though. She was looking up 'Norwegian Stereotypes', and Lukas raised an eyebrow.
(Your name) just let out a sarcastic laugh.
"Can I ask you a few questions then?" she smiled brightly, with Lukas giving her another strange look.
(your name) went right to it, and began to asking questions.
"Does everyone ski in Norway?"
"No." Lukas answered rather quickly. He thought he should maybe speak a little slower.
"Hmm.." (your name) went on. "Is it true that m
Jealousy | Haruka Nanase x Reader
Haruka silently watched in irritation as you conversed with the boy in front of you who, apparently, was a close friend from middle school. When this "friend from middle school" interrupted Haruka's date with you, behind his blank facade, held a fierce intent to kill.
Although you had been talking to him for a couple of minutes, and the conversation that you were making with the boy in front of you seemed completely normal, Haruka thought otherwise.
He didn’t intervene and disturb the conversation that you were engrossed in, and he managed to stay calm and tell himself to wait for a few more minutes, or seconds.
But as soon as your friend stepped closer to reach in for a "friendly" hug, Haruka snapped.
Haruka immediately grabbed your wrists before you can even react and took you as far as he can, away from the "friend from middle school's" sight. And when Haruka saw that he was out of sight, the swimmer came into a stop and faced you, whom was on the verge of fainting due to unne
Nordics x Reader - How to calm a Dane Why?
Why did Tino have to give Mathias coffee? Sadly, you didn’t know. But you DID know that it was NOT a good idea.
As you heard another crash come from downstairs, and a “YOU CAN’T GET AWAY FROM THE KING OF NORTHERN EUROPE, YOU STUPID BIRD!”, you laid your head on your desk, basically facedesking. Here you were, trying to work on a school assignment, and that stupid Dane was running around downstairs doing who knows what. Getting up, you made your way to the top of the stairs of your two story house that you shared with your older brothers friends.
“Mathias! What in the world are you doing?” You yelled downstairs with your hands on your hips.
He stopped at the bottom of the stairs, looking up at you with bright blue eyes. “I was trying to catch Mr. Puffin! The stupid bird said my hair looked like a porcupine, so I tried to grab him. But then he flew away! So I
Tease: Heat [Kageyama Tobio]“Kageyama, it’s too hot to be in the gym during lunch hour!”
Upon hearing the nasally whine from his classmate, Kageyama merely grunted before rolling his eyes at the childish behavior. He had wanted to come to the gym in order to practice his serves, hoping a second pair of eyes watching for mistakes would be helpful in aiding him. He wasn’t prepared for the onslaught of complaints that left [Name]’s mouth once they had finally settled into the gym however, and the constant squabble that escaped from her lips was starting to tick him off. Tucking the volleyball under his arm, he fixed the female with his usual glare.
“You can leave,” he growled, his eyes flicking in the direction of the doors as if ushering her out.
“But you asked me to accompany you,” [Name] pouted, crossing her arms over her chest with a huff as she glared back at the first year setter. She was sitting on a nearby bench, one leg crossed over the other as it bounc
NOTE~~P.o.V has changed and will for the future ones~~
“Keeeeeese (your name), what are you looking at?” your Prussian friend Gilbert asked, glancing over your slumped shoulder to see you were on some random site.
“Just looking for something.” you replied back, resting your chin on your free hand while clicking around the site, hoping to find something decent.
Gilbert was still not convinced it was just 'something'. You never just 'walked into his house and used his computer for no reason' unless it was for something important.
Usually it was either something for homework, or your family was hogging the computer(s) in your house.
“Are you suree?~” he laughed, before pulling up a chair next to you with a big grin on his face.
“Som'zing you need to ask the awesome me?”
You rolled your eyes, however having to smile at the same time.
“Yes. If I can find any...” you slowly trailed off while scrolling down a specific site, cau