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  • Listening to: nightcore - little piece of heaven
  • Reading: barajou no kiss
  • Watching: hellsing
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
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YOU LIEK THE PANPANPAN?
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  • Reading: barajou no kiss
  • Watching: hellsing
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
NO HAPPY B DAY TO MEH? *LE GASP* I AM WOUNDED BY THIS  ^
  • Listening to: nightcore - little piece of heaven
  • Reading: barajou no kiss
  • Watching: hellsing
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
Pick the month you were born
Jan - I ate
Feb - I banged
Mar - I ran naked with
April - I smoked with
May - I ran shirtless with
June - I beat
July - I cuddled with
Aug - I needed
Sept - I shot
Oct - I shanked
Nov - I stabbed
Dec - I slept with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - my lover
02- a dog
03 - homer
04 - A homo
05 - a condom
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a hippie
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - the trojan man
12 - a teletubby
13 - the kool-aid man
14 - some crack heads
15 - an easter egg
16 - a pot head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a horse
20 - a homeless guy
21 - a drink
22 - my best friend
23 - the cookie monster
24 - my boy friend
25 - a bowl of cereal
26 - a golf ball
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - your grandma
31 - a mop

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because hoes keep stealing my tacos
Black - because I'm sexy like that
Pink - Because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other -because I have double D' s
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because I've got abs
Yellow - because I didn't like the way he/she looked at me
Gold- because the people in my head were banging
Tan- because I'm a soldier boy/girl

result: i shanked a teletubby because hoes keep stealing my tacos

reaction: dafuq
  • Listening to: nightcore - little piece of heaven
  • Reading: barajou no kiss
  • Watching: hellsing
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
Rules~
1. Tell 10 things about yourself
2. Tag 10 friends/watchers/ (BLEGH)
3. Comment on each person's page & tell them the bad news of, 'You've been TAGGED!!!'
4. NO STINKIN' TAG BACKS!

Gah
No.1  is nice person and should be a therapist
No.2  Is an fucking awesome aunt :icontrollfaceplz:.
No.3 Has made own scythe and is fucking happy.
No.4 Has brown eyes but uses red contacts and black short hair that is basicly a fucking mess all the fucking time.
No.5 Will troll the fuck out of you in video games
No.6 likes red and black mostly
No.7 has awesome cooking
No.8 terrible drawing skills
No.9 loves manga and anime
No.10 WILL EAT YOUR SOUL

TAG THIS PPLZ:

:iconmewcdg:

:iconshuri500:

:iconsammietheyaoigirl:

:iconkishin0asura:

:iconkawaiisouleater:

:iconmegalodonias:

:iconrapterkitten:

:iconaskspirit:

:iconsporks-and-knives:

:iconlizzy-dark-rose:
  • Listening to: nightcore - little piece of heaven
  • Reading: barajou no kiss
  • Watching: hellsing
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
HELLOOOOO TODAY IM GOING TO START MOVING FROM AN HOUSE TO AN APARTMENT!!~ SO I MIGHT NOT BE ON FOR A FEW DAYS!~ KTHXBAI
  • Listening to: nightcore - little piece of heaven
  • Reading: barajou no kiss
  • Watching: hellsing
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
...You and I woke up together in a police car together?  Using four words only, what would you say to me?

Note:  If you comment, you must copy and paste this to your journal so I can comment on your post as well.  Be good and play along.  (4 words are harder than you think)
HAZZAH ISNT THIS LOVELY?
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  • Reading: barajou no kiss
  • Watching: hellsing
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
www.fanfiction.net/s/5038320/5… was soo sad it made me cry :Y if you haven't watched/read hellsing yet then you wont know who the people are and probably wont understand most of their back story .
  • Listening to: nightcore - little piece of heaven
  • Reading: barajou no kiss
  • Watching: hellsing
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
  • Listening to: Trololo (Bob Rovsky Remix)
  • Reading: MANGA SHIT
  • Watching: ANIME
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: DORITOZ
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
:: SINGLE OR NOT put this as your journal & see what you get ::

♥ = i want a relationship with you

C: = im falling for you

:3 = i miss you

;] = i really like you

:* = i want to kiss you

:< = i hate you

: X = i like you

O: = i like you but im in a relationship

:/ = i like you but your in a relationship

:] = your cute

</3 = i regret leaving you

:b = we should get to know each other

;^) = we should hang out

<3 = love you

>:3 =seeeeeeeeeeeeeeex!

<:^ = i want to know you

@FT@=*stalk*

eue= ur hot

<:3 = ur a great friend

^_^ = we're friends

^.^ = we're best friends

-.- = i don't know you


Stole this from!~: :iconmiss-noidentity:
  • Listening to: Every day I'm...
  • Reading: MANGA SHIT
  • Watching: ANIME
  • Playing: DRAGON AGE 2
  • Eating: STEW
  • Drinking: FUCKING POCKY STICKS
EVERYONE OBEY THE CIRCUS AFRO!!!!!!


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I FEEL I NEEDED TO UPDATE MY JOURNAL SO THIS IS WHAT I CAME UP WITH .w.
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You found me tied up in your closet bandage style.

What would you say/do?

Note: If you comment post this in your journal.
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Dear bullies,
The boy you punched in the hall today. Committed suicide a few min ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. Shes a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day is already being abused at home. You think you know them. Guess what, you don't! Re-post if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't , Repost this if your that 1% with a heart
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stolen from :iconmaria-the-cat29:

Name: Jess

Age: 18

Birthday: oct 31

Gender: female

Relationship Status: single

Born in: california

Nationality: American

Race: indian

Current hometown: dallas

Hair colour: black and brownish but in an angle in the light it looks red

Eye colour: brown

Skin colour: dark but alittle pale

Eyesight: 17/20 eh....i cant always see from so far away some times...

Height: 5'9

Weight: 100 something...

Style: i donno i just wear what ever i have in my closet

Fav band: Blood.On.The.Dance.Floor

Fav food: i love pie and cake

Fav music: jrock, scream-o,lolita,rock,and nightcore

Fav song at the moment: Evolution by Korn

Fav colour: black and red

Fav candy: i dunno if its a candy or not but...ZEBRA CAKES

Fav words that I say too much: WTF,Derp,shit,fuck,damn.gtfo,bitch,asshat and many many more.

Fav clothes: my lolita gloves and dress and my new sneekers

Fav style: emo(cuz i think some of the clothes are cool),lolita and alot of tomboy

Hated style: rave

Hated food: ...nuthing yet

Hated colour: pink its so girly:iconraegplz:

Hated style of music:anything that deals with Country

Hated band: JUSTIN BIEBER

Hated candy: nuthing yet

Anything else disliked:i hate people who mess with MY friends or being a complete jackass

Smoker?: no thats a filthy habit

Drinker?: yup i drink whisky and some other beer

Drug user?: NO

i did this to tell ppls about some of meh life Derp
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUwE9q… LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

:iconbananaphoneplz:

(randomness is ruleing my brain right nows!~ :dummy: ))
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WARNING!

FOR THE GOOD OF YOUR DA ACCOUNT PLEASE READ THIS!!!!!!!!

OK, so many of you have heard this already, but there's a hacker going around on DA, he's getting into peoples accounts, and even worse, he deactivates them completely. There is a way to avoid this though, if you ever get an email from nobody@Da.com or something like that, asking you to change your passwords, don't do it, it's a trick to get your account hacked, just delete the email as soon
below is a message (from microsoft I believe) that is warning people of a massive hacker, and the steps you need to take to stop him from getting you. I would like to thank for getting this info.

IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON ( SIMON25@HOTMAIL.CO.UK ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!!

TELL EVERYONE ON YOUR LIST BECAUSE IF SOMEBODY ON YOUR LIST ADDS HIM THEN YOU WILL GET HIM ON YOUR LIST. HE WILL FIGURE OUT YOUR ID COMPUTER ADDRESS, SO COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE FOR THEM AND FAST BECAUSE IF HE HACKS THEIR EMAIL HE HACKS YOUR MAIL TOO!!!!!...

Anyone using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail titled 'Mail Server Report'

If you open either file, a message will appear on your screen saying: 'It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful.'

Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC,

And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying it .

The virus has been created by a hacker who calls himself 'life owner'..

PLEASE SEND A COPY OF THIS TO ALL
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Name 11 people you can name at the very top of your head:
1. :iconask-kamanightcore:
2. :iconxxsydxtokioxx:
3. :iconmiss-noidentity:
4. :iconaskjoeydark:
5. :iconaskrosy:
6. :iconartemisshirosaki:
7. :iconaskscourge:
8. :iconsporks-and-knives:
9. :iconmaria-the-cat29:
10.:iconlizzy-dark-rose:
11. :iconnicocococonut:


How did you meet 4?
Ummmm he was once kamas fiance...

Do you like/love anyone on here?
No

What would you do if 6 and 2 were going out?
OMFG
:iconwtfboomplz:
How did you meet 8?
oh we meet in feralheart at an random time XDD

What do you think of number 7?
:iconblankstareplz: i will eat hes soul sooner or later...

What would you do if 5 confessed they love you?
O-O i would leave the quickest way as possible

Is number 2 your best friend?
YESH! :iconherpderpplz:

Who is 10's best friend?
idk  ._. but im her weapon for rping

Do you miss number 1?
yes XD

Is number 9 cool?
yes :iconeweplz:

What is your opinion of number 6?
one of my awesome friends:icondummywooplz:

What do you think of 3?
ROCKING AWESOME RP PERSON! :iconepicclapplz:

What would you do if 1 and 4 were going out??
:iconeyetwitchplz:

Do you have any special things you do with 1?
MANY THINGS

Have you ever been inside 10's house?
no.....

Do you love 8?
NO O-O

Have you ever kissed any of them?
NO,NEVER WILL
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Sent an angel to watch over you last night, but it came back. I asked why: ... The angel said:"angels don't watch over angels!"
Twenty angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, nine are playing, One is reading this message. Send this to ten friends including me if I don't get it back then I guess I'm not one of them... as soon as you get five replies someone you love will quietly surprise you..

:icondummywooplz: :iconrainbowllamaplz:
:iconaskspirit:
:iconkiwiplz:     <-------COUILD NOT STOP SELF FROM DOING IT! XD
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A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take out a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up, not to rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty it was. She then told them to tell it they're sorry. Now, even though they said they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bullies another child, they may say they're sorry, but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Copy and paste this if you are against bullying.

No offense, but... There are some people who are getting too fake on dA. They only want posts, comments, or to see how many friends and page views they can get. So let's see who will actually re-post this. This is a test to see who's paying attention. This is a test to see how many people in my friends list actually pay attention to me. Copy and re-post in your own journal. Let's see who the real people are. Re-post this if you aren't a fake.
Don't reply... just copy and paste this in a new bulletin as "Fake Deviants".
  • Listening to: EVERYTHING
  • Reading: JUNK
  • Watching: TV
  • Playing: HALO DEMO
  • Eating: CAKE
  • Drinking: STUFF
I FOUND THE GREATEST SOULxKID YAOI EVER! :iconherpderpplz: BUT SADLY ITS ONLY ONE STRIP  AND ITS BY = pelissa (without space)  :iconspazattackplz: