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Adventure Time Twi-Stamp
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Published: June 19, 2011
© 2011 - 2019 DemonKaizoku
Even Pendleton Ward creates better vampires, than Stephanie Meyer.

What? It's true.

Yes, I will sadly admit, I have read Twilight and seen its movies, but to me, that was ages ago. I'm a nice girl, and always go by my own rule to at least give something a chance or maybe it's something that needs time to grow on, in order to like. But, by the time the fourth book came out, I just dropped it and moved on. Bella being a whiny Sue was one thing, and I could even take the werewolves being shapeshifters instead, (since shapeshifting is badass) but I took my fall when the vampires sparkled, when most of the second book consisted of Bella just a whiny/bitchy emo (which felt like was a dull and lifeless read.), and the werewolf/shapeshifter "bond" bit, when Jacob was having something for Bella's daughter (Gross...). Lestat is probably rolling in a makeshift grave, or plotting to burn all Twilight copies. Because, Anne Rice's vampires = awesome. Even if Adventure Time takes the more creative and humorous route as a cartoon, it works. Because, Marceline is still more of a vampire, than any of the Cullens or all of Meyer's vampire creations, combined.

Look on the bright side, if lots of people don't like Stephanie Meyer for her Twilight series, that shows any of us or with writing potential could publish our own books, and prove to make more of a better or decent job, than she did. :XD: Honest to God, Stephanie Meyer reassured me that I could probably get some of my writings published, for how criticized hers gets (minus the Twitards). If that kind of content got published, why can't mine? :D And I guarantee, as I hardly have an ego, I even know my writing would be more well-received. Stephen King said it best, about Meyer.

And, I'm not intentionally bashing any Twilight fans. I respect people's own opinions. If you like the series, by all means.

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Seriously. Watch Adventure Time, if you haven't, already. :XD:
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but nice stamp
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minimoose1231Student Traditional Artist
amusing twilight are you kidding? is boring love!
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MARCY, please never change C=
Secondly, Burn. In. Hell. Stephenie. Meyer.
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I knew the Twilight series was trouble ever since I saw everyone reading it in the 4th Grade. I never bothered reading it, but I knew it'd be some sort of overly mainstream soap opera in literate form.
Man, I don't give the me from Elementary school enough credit. I made a smart choice back then.
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You'd imagine Lestat rolling on the grave laughing as he reads Twilight? I imagine him howling in laughter and he'd be like, "Even Louis's trash of a memoir is better than THIS!"
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totes true, DemonKaizoku.
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im still laughing XD
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This made me laugh hysterically for several minutes.

because it's SOOO true.

Thank you xD
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I find Twilight pathetic, but find adventure time awesome.
I like this. :#1:
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hey benson your fired
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you cant fire me.. im dead :P
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ha you also watched the halloween episode
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i'm dan the wallpaper man
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omg thats awesome
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I haven't watched Twilight yet but I read the book. More than two hundred pages long. Normally a book that thick would make me happy, but after reading like, 20 pages, I shut it closed and screamed, "CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
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:lol: Yes, I learned this the hard way, until I didn't get halfway into Breaking Dawn. XDD

So which book was it, or was it the first one? :lol:
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LoL my eyes hurt after reading it. And I found it confusing too.

Hmm, I think it's New Moon.
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I totally agree with Marcy! XD I tried watching the Twilight movies and reading the books but after the first one I thought is sucked. It still does.
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