I found out the other day that my principal smokes. People in my math class were talking to him.
Principal "He's probably out for a smoke right now.."
Girl "smoking is bad"
"Yes it is, I really need to quit"
you smoke!? smoking is bad!"
"I know. Oh, but for the record, I don't smoke cigarettes"
"You don't? Then what do you smoke? Weed?"
"No, keep guessing"
Somebody in the back "Cigar?"
"That's the one"
so YEAH, cigar ftw!