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Journal Entry: Mon Nov 2, 2015, 9:06 AM
  • Playing: Transformers Fall of Cybertron
  • Eating: Candy
  • Drinking: Vernors ginger ale

1. Are you single? too ugly and annoying to be lo ved o wel
2. Date girls or boys? girls are fukin retarded plus i'm heteroo warrior
3. Done any drugs? ye flinstone vitamins 
4. How old are you? 16
5. Adidas or Nike? fuk u just do it
6. Why did you and your ex break up? stuff
7. What’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you? when my doge died idk
8. Do you have any siblings? sadly one
9. How tall are you? 5'1"
10. Do you smoke? gross
11. Ever been to a festival? mmany
12. What’s your favourite food? piroges
13. Favourite pair of shoes? thongs
14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship? ..
15. Would you ever have a threesome? no thank
16. Have you had a threesome? no thank
17. If someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be? nothing idc
19. Best compliment you have ever received? you smell like ass
20. What is your greatest strength or weakness? i
21. What is your perfect pizza? waht
22. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? Bruce Willis
23. Do you get along with your family? If not why not? my mom is pissed that I'm short
24. Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year? attractive B)
25. What cheers you up? Derek, omg Cr1tikal
26. Weed or Alcohol? the beers
27. What turns you on? stormtrooper
28. How many relationships have you been in? 1\2
29. How many people have you slept with? my grandma
30. How many followers do you have? idfk
31. Who is your favourite rapper? DEL
32. Who’s your favourite artist? woodkid
33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck? Theo james and Karl Urban. thats right i said and
34. If someone paid you 1million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad? you cant pay me nuff to fuck old man
35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner? no thank
36. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you? long story
37. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you? a tree frog pissed in my face once
38. Do you have a job? lazy af
39. On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life? no
40. If you could sell your soul what would you want in return? Ghost rider powers
41. Ever sent nudes? I put panties on my knee once
42. Would you ever shave your head? fuk no
43. Would you rather sniff coke or MDMA? h
44. Instagram or Facebook? idfk
45. Last person that text you? Derek
46. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? HM
47. Ever cheated on a partner? no that's the last thing on my list, hell it's not even on the list
48. Ever self harmed? NO THATS STUPID AF
49. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be? Fucked to death by a transformer
50. Do you have a crush? If so who? yes. fuck you 

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TALLUS76 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Dont be so hard on yourself. Your not ugly and annoying.   you dont seem to post as much TF goodies as you use too. 
Deceptiicon Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i need to draw more
Mellow-Dreams Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
totounai Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015
People could always copy and paste it in notepad to read ;w;
Deceptiicon Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
she t
totounai Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2015
xD yeaaah
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November 2, 2015