Just for the hell of it and the sheer know-how from the writer due to being tagged by one of her brethren
we are-a having us an interview/questionaire with our bastard mayor:
Christopher von Pyre… oh, forgive me
-- Chimabell von Pyre.
1) What gender are you?
Chimabell: Oh, Imma lady. I’m a toootal lady. Look at me. I am the DEFINITION of womanly woman-nessity. It is so obvious, right?
2) What is your age?
Chimabell: ….. UHHHHHHH…. Thiiiirtyyyyyy…. Threeeeeee.
3) Do you want a hug?
Chimabell: *jumps and stand up on seat* OY. NO TOUCHY MAH GODLINESS.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Chimabell: *licking own teeth, scratching his head* NAY, only them good habits. Like touching Barbara for some good nighters. *petting stuffed anteater Barbara*
Barbara: “Kill me.
5) What is your favorite food?
Chimabell: ….. *staring at you* …. So juicay….
6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Chimabell: *gushes* Ice cweam makes my teeth huuuuuurt. T.T … But mah mouth is a living breathing masochist, so I’m enchanted by cookie dough flavoring~
7) Are you a virgin?
…. No… No. I’m not. *not amused, suddenly*
8) Have you killed anyone?
9) Do you hate anyone?
Chimabell: Bella, Campy, Bella, momma, Bella, Decembersville, Bella, poor people, Bella, the ax-handed loser, Bella, YOUR MOM, Bella, every single living being known to man, Bella, humans, Bell—OH… AND THE MEOWSICIAN. DAMNETH HIS SOUL.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Chimabell: … *shifty eyes* …. Nein.
11) What is your favorite season?
Chimabell: I think I gotta say the broiling Summer—ITS WINTER 24/7, SHADDAP.
12) Who are your best friends?
Chimabell: *snuggles stuffed anteater* Barbaraaaaa~
Barbara: “In the name of all that is good and holy, STOP THIS MADMAN.
Chimabell: And Tammyyy~ *pokes Tammy’s arm* Lurve ya.
Tammy: Eh… *translation: “Blow me.
13) What are your hobbies?
Chimabell: *presses hands together formally* Well, as mayor I tend to lack any ounce of playtime and spend more time protecting and setting order in my city—PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT!!! *after about 30 minutes of uncontrollable laughter* I drink like a sailor~
14) What is your favorite drink?
Chimabell: Everclear Vodka is a dream, any vodka is a dream, really. Absinthe is a deadly guilty pleasure that threw me in jail when I was 18, annnd… I dunno, rum in general is a common love o’ mine.
15) When is your birthday?
Chimabell: … CAMPYYYY!!
Chimabell: HEY!! CAMPY!!
Campara: I COULD HEAR YOU!! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
Chimabell: When’s my—
Campara: June 22nd!
Chimabell: Oh, thanks! *nods* Yeah, June 22nd. *moment of silence* … *calls back* REALLY!?
16) What age did you die?
17) Are you nice or mean?
Chimabell: Go to Hell, already.
18) What do you think of your creator?
Chimabell: SADISTIC LITTLE--
19) What is your weakness?
Chimabell: Your face.
20) How long can you stay under water?
Chimabell: Longest I ever stayed underwater was a full minute!
… Then there was a bright light and next thing I knew I was getting CPR from a pink-haired trannie.
21) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Chimabell: Um… *twirls lock of hair* I dunno, I usually make announcements. Talk to the big cat about what to do next. Hang around and slip slowly into madness.
22) Do you love someone?
Chimabell: Get real.
23) Does that person love you back?
Chimabell: GET. REAL.
24) Do you like me?
Chimabell: I like you enough to wish you a fast and speedy slaughter, yeah. :3
25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Chimabell: … Shit, my life is boring.
26) At night?
Chimabell: Drinkin’ and trying to survive another night.
29) Are you gay?
Chimabell: What? NAAAAAW!! DAS YUCKY!! *whispers* Bella would screw a guy for the laughs and none of us are sure anymore about what Campy is.
30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do if you start to starve in ONLY A 2-DAY RADIUS?
Chimabell: If by “lover” you mean my li’l Barbara here then… *sniffs* Th-then… *looks into Barbara’s eyes then away from the camera* G-gimme a damn sec…
31) Wow, really?
Chimabell: *throws chair at camera*
32) What is your place of origin?
33) Large or small family?
Chimabell: Three… kinda. Actually, we are pretty much separate orphans that are simply living together, nothing else.
34) Who are your parents?
Chimabell: Felicity von Pyre. *shudders and flinches, screaming* WHERE!? *looking around* … Oh, it’s just me. XD
35) Do you have a phobia?
Chimabell: … I have a PHONE back home. O.O *derp*
Chimabell: Nay, but I have a scar across my stomach that looks like a shooting star.
37) Is this quiz over?
38) If you could say one thing to your creator right now, anything at all, what would it be?
Chimabell: I AM YOUR TOOL, BITCH. LEAVE ME BE.
39) Which of your parents do you look more like?
Chimabell: … Funny, ‘cause I look NADA like mom. Maybe I look more like dad but god knows where that screw-up has been hiding.
40) Say you were locked in a room with the person you hated most for a full day. What would you do to pass the time?
Chimabell: Cut ‘em, throw ‘em down, kick ‘em a thousand times in the wound, then slaughter ‘em to bits.
41) What's the funniest thing that's ever happened to you?
Chimabell: *whistles* WELL! A billion things have happened to me but they were mostly in the 80’s during my youthier years. When we were homeless and starving I used to run away to bars around downtown and that jazz to make my own mula; I’d make dares when drunk and folks would lay bets on me based on whether I could do the craziest things when far from sober. ‘d come home with about $250 but it’d end up paying my bail when by the end of the night I ended up doing something stupid like reaching for an officer’s gun or trying to dry-hump his car.
… It was a simpler time.
42) Are you tired of this quiz?
Chimabell: … This is a QUIZ?
43) If you were to choose who to tag, who would you choose?
Chimabell: … *gets up and smacks the camera* Tag. Adios.
And that, ladies and lords, is our mayor.
Any questions for him backstage? Small chance he shall answer!