DecaTilde

Rabbits in a Stew a New Looney Tunes/Wabbit fanfic by DecaTilde Inside his home, Bugs Bunny, his cottontail twitching in despair, curled in a fetal position on his sofa. Tears welled up in his big, red eyes. "What a rotten turn of events," he sniffled. "That stupid leader said I wasn't a real rabbit!" His friend, Squeaks the Squirrel, consoled him. Just then, there was a knock on the door. It was the leader of the rabbit herd that gave Bugs a failing grade on the rabbit tests. He was panting, gasping for breath. "Well," Bugs scowled, "look who it is." "I..." the leader gasped, a tremor in his voice. "I need your help." "After you determined that I wasn't a real rabbit and kicked me out of your warren?" Bugs replied. "I don't think so." "It was foolish of me," the leader winced. "You see, we..." He hesitated, then blurted, "We're about to be rabbit pudding!" He explained how the entire warren had been captured by a formidable French woman planning a grand soirée - one with rabbit