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I Thought it was time for some new jokes

Journal Entry: Fri May 25, 2018, 12:51 AM


A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a
blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, you should know something."Our bartender IS blonde,
the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting
next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to
your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is
blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"The
blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

A couple preparing for a religious conversion meets with the orthodox rabbi for their final session.

The rabbi asks if they have any final questions.
The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?"
"Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, men and women dance separately."
"So I can't dance with my own wife?"
"No."
"Well, okay," says the man, "but what about sex?"
"Fine," says the rabbi. "A mitzvah within the marriage!"
"What about different positions?" the man asks.
"No problem," says the rabbi.
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Why not?" replies the rabbi.
"How about doggie-style?"
"Of course!"
"Well, what about standing up?"
"NO!" says the rabbi....
"Why Not???" asks the man.
"Could lead to dancing!"
Laugh by KmyGraphicLaugh every day it keeps the wrinkles away!      


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Edwardv17 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2018  Hobbyist Photographer
Nice to see you are still posting after all these years :)
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2018
Thank you :)
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SimonHackneyArts Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you so much for watching and adding my work!!
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2018
You're welcome Simon and thank you for the watch as well. I take it you live in my favourite place Cornwall. We holiday there every year.
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SimonHackneyArts Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2018  Professional Traditional Artist
Your welcome!! yes luckily I do. It is very beautiful and always changing!!
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smallsofthamish Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2018
A belated Happy Birthday! My apologies but hope you had a wonderful day! 🎁
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2018
Thank you. I had a lovely day. I'm so sorry for the late reply :hug:
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smallsofthamish Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2018
You’re welcome and don’t worry about late replies ... i’m Currently 6 months behind with many of my replies!! :ashamed:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2018
:laughing: And I thought I was bad!!!
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1001G Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2018
and a very happy bday to u debbie.......
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