It wasn't a serious critique. You were sarcastic the entire time.
This wasn't even constructive criticism. I couldn't care less if people actually liked my work. But I'm looking for ways I can improve; it's why I have this piece up for critique. Instead you took each line and just butchered it with negativity that wasn't very helpful, like a true critique is supposed to be.
And who is attacking you? Because it sure isn't me.
...and it's funny that you say 'to say learn science is retarded' because, wow you said it to me first. -_-