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The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calliverizzz County

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By DeadNettlez   |   
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A frog once jumped in a kettle to eat  a slab of butter floating there.
A small Fire Burned beneath As the temperature of the water increased the frog said to himself I'll surely do something( if it gets bad enough )
but the Frog remained in the kettle. as the temperature begin to rise in the boiling caused mild scalding upon his frog skin. he said to himself I'll do something Shirley (if it gets bad enough)
the Frog begin to do a leisurely backstroke and take selfies of himself licking the butter. His words were becoming 3rd degree flesh boils... all the while the frog said to himself I'll do something Shirley (if it getz bad enough)  soon the Frog was a frog soup and the chef in the hot kitchen enjoyed the subtle taste of his amphibian broth while blogging about the matter and reading updatez of the sportz spectaclez...
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