"Geri you noob it's Wumpa fruit not apples!"
"I mean, it's not like I need
the green gem to complete the game right... RIGHT??"
"Spyro was never this stressful..."
*... but you missed 13721739873 boxes woes*
"Oh sure, hogs can float in midair but as soon as I try it..."
"...the heck are hogs even doing on this bridge anyway??"
*Road to Nowhere woes*
"I friggin' pressed A!!"
"The lizard didn't even touch me!!!"
*Switch Joycon stick drift woes*
"How did I not play this game when I was younger..."
"Where's the Polar Bear?"
*Spinning TNT woes*
So yeah I'm loving this game! (No seriously...)