50 Things I can't do...50 Things Dave Is No Longer Allowed To Do With ComputersUpdated from the 30 Things I'm no Longer allowed to do with computers!1. Windows 7 is not to be called "Macrohard Door Blinds."2. Playstation 3s are not "Visualization nodes."3. Anything involving device entries and the dd command.4. Telling other people to $ cat > /dev/null is not the same as telling them to shut up.5. I am not allowed to ask the Mac Geniuses at the Apple Store if they can install Linux on the iPod before I buy one.6. Even with fireplaces and rugs, puddles and electrical appliances, The Sims 2 is not "Killzone."7. I am not allowed to answer questions on Linux forums, even jokingly, with "sounds like you have a * directory in your root directory. You'll need to remove it recursively as root using the force removal argument so it doesn't bother you in the future."8. EeePCs and toasters do not combine well, even if NetBSD is involved. Sooner or later someone will want to make toast.9.