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My Bio

The saga of Big Dave, The Pontefract Llama Dresser is a long, long story. So we won't dwell.


Dave was born at an early age to parents of both sexes, in Pontefract hospital on 31st October 1980 (Hallowe'en. Speaks volumes). The irregular heart rythm in the womb, and subsequent smack on the bonce with a concrete floor aged 6 may have done their part to contribute to his current state of insanity. Going through university in order to drink himself into a coma, Dave actually managed to get a degree in Politics at the end of it. This was a shock, as he'd intended studying Journalism.


SOME SALIENT INFORMATION ABOUT DAVE:



* Dave was investigated into involvement in a ring smuggling illicit teacozies into the Soviet Bloc in the 1980s


* He lists his hobbies as beer, girls, PlayStation and yelling at articulated lorries


* Jim NEVER fixed it for him. He is now somewhat thankful for this fact.


* Has a strange, intangible hatred of the number 47


* Is currently holding auditions for a comedy sidekick, but only if he's called Ron


* Almost got suspended from school, age seven, for starting a pontoon school using Monopoly money


* To this day doesn't know where his rosemary grows


* The death ray is in the works, and one day we shall all bow to him, his giant space station and fleet of funky orange space shuttles


* Only some of these facts are correct


Favourite Visual Artist
Andy Warhol
Favourite Movies
Star Wars, MCU, Stanley Kubrick movies, far too many to mention
Favourite TV Shows
Almost anything SF/fantasy related or surrealy funny
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Danko Jones, AC/DC, Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Metallica, Foo Fighters, Audioslave, Pearl Jam, loads more...
Favourite Books
Discworld series, The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, Adolf Hitler: My Part in his Downfall, Rise and Fall of the Soviet Empire, The War of the Worlds
Favourite Writers
Douglas Adams, Spike Milligan, Terry Pratchett
Favourite Games
Metal Gear and Resident Evil series'
Favourite Gaming Platform
PlayStation in all its flavours
Tools of the Trade
Have laptop will travel
Other Interests
Cosplay, cricket, rugby, shouting at lorries on the motorway
Apologies to anyone I've not replied to/caught up with lately. The black dog appears to be chasing my head squirrels around and distracting the hamster on its wheel that powers the entire affair. And I bet you thought that the whole fucking issue was driven by steam... [Translation: the depression's been bad of late, I'm simultaneously shagged out and unable to sleep, something something round and round went the bloody great wheel] I will attempt to resume some semblance of normal service as soon as possible, but no promises as to when. Sorry.
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'twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring Not even a mouse The sun had gone down and the moon had come up And long ago somebody left with the cup But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns And thinking of someone for whom he still burns He's going the distance He's going for speed She's all alone All alone in her time of need... 'kay, that took a strange turn...
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So as I attempt to thrash my way through the last part of the second Korean War tale (mumble, mumble, feckin' depression and writers block), I think it's time to update some of my other AU's. Saxonverse stuff incoming...
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