DatPlotplz

I like big plots and I cannot lie, you other bronies can't deny.

.... That when a mare walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung, wanna ruffle those wings 'cause you noticed that plot was STUFFED. Under all that tail hairing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring, OH BABY. I wanna get with ya, and take your picture. My home colts tried to warn me, but that plot you got makes _{my wings so boney~} ooh, rump with soft fur, you say that you can pur? Oh use me, use me, 'cause you ain't that average pony! I see them dancin', to Tartarus with romancing, sweat, wet, got me goin' just like Tirek! I'm tired of magazines, sayin' flat plots are the thing! Take the average blue ask 'im a lot, she gotta pack much plot.  So colts, (yeah!) colts, (yeah!) does your mare friend got a plot? (Yeah!)  so shake it, (Shake it!) Shake it, (Shake it) shake that healthy plot. Baby got plot. (Need I mention that I've memorized Baby Got Back?)