"Bloody Pirates! They SAID: "We wants the REDHEAD!"
I'm gonna miss her, now that they've closed the ride for "politically correct" refurbishing.
So my brain concocted a little story to send her off. No one got to bid on her at the auction, so she went to a pub, got absolutely sloshed on grog, and woke up a week later the captain of a pirate crew of her own. Selling crates of rum she'd stolen.