Warning! Keep reading or you will die. Maybe not today, and almost certainly not as a result of reading this, but you definitely will, at some point in time, die. Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Rainbows and she lived in a forest. But then unicorn hunting began. She was killed. Now Rainbows haunts chain mail on the internet. Send this to as many plz accounts as you can in the next ten minutes, and you will not be killed. But break the chain and you will die. As everyone knows, comments on plz accounts can kill you. Actually, you will die anyway, everyone does. Apparently, this is not real. Sorry but I'm not scared.
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Chain mail is fake, and scares superstitious people. It also takes up space that should be used for REAL comments. Seriously people, stop posting chain mail!
-Rainbows