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Phineas and Ferb - Vanessa, Perry the Platypus, and Doofenshmirtz

Ask Agent P:

Anonymous asked you:
"Are you and Vanessa friends?"

“You asked Perry the Platypus for dating advice?! But he’s my nemesis! A little platypus! And I’m your father! Why didn’t you come to me, Vanessa?”

“Dad…The last time I came to you for advice, you told me to feed my boyfriends to my grandparent ocelots.”

“And I still stand by it, ya know.”

“Exactly why I went to Perry.”
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:iconsnowyfooxstudios:
SnowyfooxStudios Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
She went to a platypus for dating advice? Sounds like something I would do tbh.
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ficklepickle7 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
How could Perry have given Vanessa advice if he can't talk?  He still is a step up from Doof, though...
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omnomnomeness Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
Did she go to a platypus for dateing advice, that's not right 
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DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Perry knows what's up. The ladies DO swoon whenever they hear him say "gragagaga". Though, I'm sure his "advice" was mostly just listening as she rambled about her situation.
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omnomnomeness Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
I don't know what swoon means
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
swoon:  
verb (used without object)
1.
to faint; lose consciousness.
2.
to enter a state of hysterical rapture or ecstasy: The teenagers swooned at the sight of the singing star.
noun
3.
a faint or fainting fit; syncope.
Origin:
1250–1300; (v.) Middle English swo ( w ) nen to faint, orig. as gerund swowening, swoghning act of swooning, ultimately continuing Old English -swōgan (in compounds) to rush, overrun, choke; (noun) Middle English, partly derivative of the v., partly extracted from in ( a ) swoune, on swoune, alteration of a swoune, aswoune in a swoon, as if equivalent to a a-1 + swoon (noun), but probably continuing Old English āswōgen, past participle of āswōgan to overcome (see a-3 ), or geswōgen (past participle) senseless, dead

Related forms
swoon·ing·ly, adverb
un·swoon·ing, adjective
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omnomnomeness Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
k
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:iconsnapcentino:
SnapCentino Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012  Student Writer
And THIS is why Vanessa and Perry work so well together.
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Perry seems to really care for her, so I imagine he probably helps her out whenever he can.
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:iconsnapcentino:
SnapCentino Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Student Writer
Not to sound weird, but I actually support Perrnessa. So, this makes sense to me.
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I am not one to throw stones from glass houses. So I can't call anyone's pairings weird. Buuuut...I can easily see the evidence behind Perrnessa.
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:iconsnapcentino:
SnapCentino Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student Writer
I thought you would.
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8annie81 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You can't say you don't have an interesting life Perry. XD
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And I'm sure he doesn't want nor plan on changing that anytime soon.
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kittyleaf Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol
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Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012   Writer
XD I can't believe I didn't see this earlier. Perry doesn't seem interested does he XD XD
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's okay. It took me forever to answer your comment. So even-stevens. XD

Perry tends to look either bored or angry most of the time,I noticed. Poor guy.
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Strudel--Cutie4427 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012   Writer
XD

Well, considering his life, wouldn't you look like that mostly too XD
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:iconrdy4zimpact:
Rdy4Zimpact Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012
B-but he said he had friendly ocelots to take care of him...i guess they can be mean too...O___O
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm sure Doof was making an empty threat. Though with him, you never can tell.
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Rdy4Zimpact Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012
probably..you gotta love doof..XD

this is so cute..love it! X3 <3
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Ferbnessa-lover Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
you got doof here perfectly! :D
LOL. The parents-in-law and everything...:)

What a lovely father-daughter argument :D
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you! I try my best to make my comments in-character and funny. And Im sure Doof and Vanessa has some of the most hilarious arguments.
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Ferbnessa-lover Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012
your welcome! I also think that you DREW doof really well too! Im sure they do too, they are such a funny family!
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RustyFanatic05 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Student Photographer
Hahaha, this actually sounds like it could be an argument between Vanessa and Doof XD
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DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thaaaank you. I have a blast coming up with dialog. :D
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RustyFanatic05 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2012  Student Photographer
I can imagine :lmao:
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:iconinvader-johnny:
Invader-Johnny Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012
How did Perry even GAVE Vanessa advice? He can't talk after all, LOL.

I J Signing Off.
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DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I was imagining it was like Vanessa rambling like her father does, and then Perry just blinking at her. And then she just gets her own conclusions, XD
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Lieju Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
Hey, at least she didn't go to uncle Roger!

Yeah, Doof is probably not the person to go for advice in matters of love. Although he somehow manages to get dates surprisingly often.

Hm, does this means Doof keeps in touch with his adoptive family?
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Getting dates is easy, especially if he uses the internet to help him. It's keeping them that'so haaaaaard.

I think it means I thought it was just a funny joke. ;P

But seriously:Sure, why not? They raised hi, after all. Plus, seeing Doof spend the holidays with them would be hilarious.
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:iconlieju:
Lieju Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
"But seriously:Sure, why not? They raised hi, after all. Plus, seeing Doof spend the holidays with them would be hilarious."

Also at some point he'd probably have to introduce them to Perry.
You know, take him to meet the parents-in-law.
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heeyjayp17 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
FEED MY BOYFRIENDS TO MY GRANDPARENT OCELOTS!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Good work on this! :D
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DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Grandma ocelot catches the best prey on thanksgiving. :D

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
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heeyjayp17 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! :D
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RosyInk Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
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I was the one who actually asked this question and have been looking forward to seeing your take on it.
:squee::squee::squee:
Epicness. :happybounce: This is so awesome!!!!!
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DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh yay! I'm glad you liked it! I spent waaaaaay too much time on it, just for the joke. Like over 5 hours. XD But I wanted to make it look nice and close to canon as I could, since I rarely ever draw Vanessa. because she's haaaard to draw
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RosyInk Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
Well it looks good! :) And yeah, Vanessa is pretty hard to draw. ;)
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Shychick Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
I can easily see this in the show! EASILY. :D
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh goody, I'm glad! I knew it was something I'd like to see in the show.
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PerrythePlatypusGirl Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012
:XD:Awesome
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DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thaaaaank yooou.
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Ogrechild22 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aw poor Vanessa
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
More like poor Doof. He had a platypus picked over him. :(
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:iconogrechild22:
Ogrechild22 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes but I wonder what kind of advice he gave her?
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:icondarkwingsnark:
DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"..." is always the best kind of advice one could give.
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:iconogrechild22:
Ogrechild22 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah
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JoeMerl Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Writer
Nice work!
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DarkwingSnark Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you. ^_^
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JoeMerl Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2012  Student Writer
You're welcome!
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