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Published: January 3, 2012
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Phineas and Ferb - Vanessa, Perry the Platypus, and Doofenshmirtz

Ask Agent P:

Anonymous asked you:
"Are you and Vanessa friends?"

“You asked Perry the Platypus for dating advice?! But he’s my nemesis! A little platypus! And I’m your father! Why didn’t you come to me, Vanessa?”

“Dad…The last time I came to you for advice, you told me to feed my boyfriends to my grandparent ocelots.”

“And I still stand by it, ya know.”

“Exactly why I went to Perry.”
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Steam-Powered-CyborgHobbyist Traditional Artist
"Ladies, you're both beautiful. Can I go now."
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She went to a platypus for dating advice? Sounds like something I would do tbh.
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ficklepickle7Hobbyist General Artist
How could Perry have given Vanessa advice if he can't talk?  He still is a step up from Doof, though...
omnomnomeness's avatar
Did she go to a platypus for dateing advice, that's not right 
DarkwingSnark's avatar
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Perry knows what's up. The ladies DO swoon whenever they hear him say "gragagaga". Though, I'm sure his "advice" was mostly just listening as she rambled about her situation.
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I don't know what swoon means
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swoon:  
verb (used without object)
1.
to faint; lose consciousness.
2.
to enter a state of hysterical rapture or ecstasy: The teenagers swooned at the sight of the singing star.
noun
3.
a faint or fainting fit; syncope.
Origin:
1250–1300; (v.) Middle English swo ( w ) nen to faint, orig. as gerund swowening, swoghning act of swooning, ultimately continuing Old English -swōgan (in compounds) to rush, overrun, choke; (noun) Middle English, partly derivative of the v., partly extracted from in ( a ) swoune, on swoune, alteration of a swoune, aswoune in a swoon, as if equivalent to a a-1 + swoon (noun), but probably continuing Old English āswōgen, past participle of āswōgan to overcome (see a-3 ), or geswōgen (past participle) senseless, dead

Related forms
swoon·ing·ly, adverb
un·swoon·ing, adjective
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SnapCentinoStudent Writer
And THIS is why Vanessa and Perry work so well together.
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DarkwingSnarkHobbyist Digital Artist
Perry seems to really care for her, so I imagine he probably helps her out whenever he can.
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SnapCentinoStudent Writer
Not to sound weird, but I actually support Perrnessa. So, this makes sense to me.
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DarkwingSnarkHobbyist Digital Artist
I am not one to throw stones from glass houses. So I can't call anyone's pairings weird. Buuuut...I can easily see the evidence behind Perrnessa.
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SnapCentinoStudent Writer
I thought you would.
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8annie81Hobbyist General Artist
You can't say you don't have an interesting life Perry. XD
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DarkwingSnarkHobbyist Digital Artist
And I'm sure he doesn't want nor plan on changing that anytime soon.
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kittyleafHobbyist Digital Artist
lol
Strudel--Cutie4427's avatar
XD I can't believe I didn't see this earlier. Perry doesn't seem interested does he XD XD
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DarkwingSnarkHobbyist Digital Artist
It's okay. It took me forever to answer your comment. So even-stevens. XD

Perry tends to look either bored or angry most of the time,I noticed. Poor guy.
Strudel--Cutie4427's avatar
XD

Well, considering his life, wouldn't you look like that mostly too XD
Rdy4Zimpact's avatar
B-but he said he had friendly ocelots to take care of him...i guess they can be mean too...O___O
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I'm sure Doof was making an empty threat. Though with him, you never can tell.
Rdy4Zimpact's avatar
probably..you gotta love doof..XD

this is so cute..love it! X3 <3
Ferbnessa-lover's avatar
you got doof here perfectly! :D
LOL. The parents-in-law and everything...:)

What a lovely father-daughter argument :D
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Thank you! I try my best to make my comments in-character and funny. And Im sure Doof and Vanessa has some of the most hilarious arguments.
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