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2_BONEMANE and the BUTCHER'S BOY
* Recollecting the strange case, was detective Dermot Spiekt-Jonesy, who was also first on the scene. In fact, being gagged and tied up on a chair we might say he had first row seat to all the amazing events. The chamber of the main crypt was gaping open, like stinking, gooey door to Hell, and blood was still oozing from the high ground towards the entrance, inviting shadows in. He never killed outright, oh no, just lightly murdered on the side, with mere finishing touches in mind. Creating a being out of bones was premeditated though. As a proud son of a proud butcher, there was no shortage of those about. Short bones, long bones, ones that
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* AWARD WINNNG SOLILOQUY
* Of Jobe the Axeman, Exc. (abbreviation stands for the excellence of execution, never hurts to advertise in advance the prime aspect of one's humble services) It is dark. A person sits bent behind the rusty table, filled with stale untouched food, dirt and random papers and picks up a strange see-through bottle. Squirts a little something into his hands, trembling in sacred rage. ''I mean, what about workers rights! It's 1492 already and no equal wages, I get a penny per head, half a penny if it still sticks to the neck an' that ain't equal an's nearly nottin'! It's extortion! It's next-to-free labour, it bloody is! Satisfying a bureaucr
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* The SOCK of Beethoven
* This outstanding ;P chunk of poemtry requires YOU to follow the renown melody here: :star: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P62eMvwHyuQ :) Click the link, listen and read! :fuzzydemon: * Bee-tho-ven ROCKS! He - has - no - socks! His socks were grey did not much weigh, now they are stray! Whoever found them must have drowned them pfui und pfei! Pfui und pfei! Pfui und pfei! Juckettycack! PFUI! PFEIIIIIII!!!! -       ... BEE-THO-VEN                                         ROOOOOOOOOOOOCKS! Beethoven ROCKS without his socks with chickenpocks! ~saysplz (https://www.deviantart.com/saysplz)Bee-tho-ven ROCKS! Beethoven ROCKS when LP docks in my jukebox! :iconsa
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vw1956|Hobbyist Photographer
Thank You very much for the :+fav: on Foto book project by vw1956 :)
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Chaosfive-55|Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, and this one just caught my ear:

youtu.be/rxlwCTOuTSs
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Chaosfive-55|Hobbyist General Artist
No, I never saw that one before...but the Irish choir was truly amazing!!!
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Chaosfive-55Edited |Hobbyist General Artist
I just discovered this and it's delightful! I want to know what you think of it...

youtu.be/VNlTZTybwFg?list=PL47…
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DarkSaxeBleu|Hobbyist General Artist
I ended the playback on principle.
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Chaosfive-55|Hobbyist General Artist
Shame on you!  I was serious, it's a very un-Mahler-like piece!
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