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Cupcakes are Evil! Cows are more evil! Life is just cruel as evil is a necessary part of it! Thus I'm supposedly evil if I'm part of life.
Words to know and quote: Anything is possible and nothing is impossible; if nothing were possible, then nothing there would be.
Hit: Idea's and concepts.
Miss: Being unoriginal with an idea or concept in the form of a parody. (Really they should either be A. funny or B. entirely different from the actual story being parodied)
Passtime: Reading what other people write. (Over ten trillion words served and not just fan fiction either, actual books were read.) Watching youtube Let's Plays.(Everything from A to Z in video games) Writing, whenever I feel like it and recently for the MLP-WTG group.
Current Residence: Center of nowhere. (Courage the Cowardly dog would know how I feel.)
Favourite genre of music: Techno, rock and video game soundtracks. Sometimes pop.
Favourite style of art: Random and or silly things.
Operating System: Can't seem to fix it.(well my previous two or three computers anyway, this current one is fine)
MP3 player of choice: Lost it halfway through a fight with some final fantasy heroes. (The black mage cudgled me from behind)
Shell of choice: 30MM, oh wait you meant turtles right? (No I don't have a tank you can borrow so don't ask.)
Wallpaper of choice: A Melting Twinkie, recently Derpy Hooves.
Color of choice: I like green and blue.
Favourite cartoon character: Felix the cat, Scrooge Mcduck, Goselyn Mallard, Bartok(Anastasia), Gleep and Gloop(Herculoids if you aren't familiar), Blooregard Q. Kazoo, Freakazoid, CandleJ'AKE', Coco, Vash the stampede, a Magby, Excel, Pinkie Pie, Foxglove, Dale, Bugs Bunny from the old shorts version, Wile E. Coyote, Dick Dastardly, Road Runner, Derpy Hooves, Sound Wave(Transformers), Dino Bot(Beast Wars), Bob(Reboot), Ash Ketchum though I hate to admit it, Gilda the Griffin, Snidely Whiplash, Cooler(Pound Puppies, the old ones), Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.
Is knowledgeable on many subjects. All of which includes: Video Games, Science Fiction, Fantasy, Cartoons, Monsters, Movies(a good bit of horror, 'Darkness Falls' anyone?), TV Mystery shows with possible horror themes (Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, Goose bumps, 'Are you afraid of the dark?' and Tales of the dark side. Every episode of Scooby Doo... ever... as far back as the laff-a-lympics were still running, plus any cartoon movie that happened to appear on TV.) and how to be supposedly Evil.
Is recently obsessed with MLP Friendship is Magic, having watched the G1 series and considers the revamp to be in great taste.
Is a raocow follower. Pits were made to be explored, OH MAN!
Has seen lightning spheres in a rain storm. Has caused a microwave and some computers to explode. Has taken a crash course in psychology with a bunch of laughing hyenas.(To be taken halfway litterally, didn't really learn much because of it.) Has been in several car wrecks with some close calls to dying without any really serious injury. (IE trapped on some train tracks with an approaching train, having a tanker nearly hit your vehicle while trapped on a highway after a wreck, busted glass with face in a passenger seat when breaks were slammed.) Is thoroughly surprised people can remember the existance of it, even in a fond light. Understands that age doesn't matter where cruelty that can be done is concerned, except from ages one to six of whom don't know any better. Is well aware of many writing techniques and half of them are quite useless to the person personally, but happens to be really good advice. Is not a great artist or a great writer, but has great idea's. Has seen a double rainbow. Has seen a pig fly. (Off a roof, but the pork chops afterwards weren't too bad. It happened twice in fact, the second pig was hit by a car and hard enough to send it sailing, it lived to oink again.) Has been to renaissance fairs and loves the culture as much as the food involved. (Cow steak on a stick with ribboned potatoes in seasoning salt.) Has watched two people juggle a can of spam. (For what it's worth, the 'jawbone of an ass' is just as funny.) Has experienced Godzilla movies and can relate to his/her/hermaphrodite frustration with war machines. (Really they built mecha-godzilla?) Still enjoys the Rescue Rangers to this day as much as Ducktales and Darkwing Duck. Has somehow become inebriated on six rapidly drunken cans of coca-cola; ended up causing a five day bender, it isn't a joke caffeine really does that to me as a being. (Caffeine in high concentrations makes me sick, if I drink moutain dew, its expected of me to toss cookies soon and not of the sugary variety.) Has never tasted alchohol. Has never smoked, but knows a person who are missing their bottom row gumline because of it. Has successfully made a fool of itself many a time, but tends not to care. Is somewhat lonely, knows only family and acquaintances. Has a strong; sometimes unreasonable, disposition against cows and finds them humorously and deliciously evil. Still can't beat "Little Kings Story" on Tyrant Mode, due to a certain sugary french king that makes Pinkie Pie's sugar addiction look like an everyday thing. Has gotten his name into a comic, literally 'Darkon Shadows' in the form of a reader question. Has managed to affect others minutely in strange ways. Most certainly did not create the term "Colt Cuddler" under the sign of Anonymous on Equestria Daily. Might have been partially responsible for the 'Pinkazoid' songs eventual existence.(When you cross Pinkie Pie with CandleJ'AKE', you know someone is eventually going to do something amusing because of said crossing.)
Personal Quote: Cupcakes Are Evil!
Favourite Visual Artist
Matrix Revolutions, Finding Nemo (One for the Armored Personal Unit, the other because it's hilarious and I've watched it at least sixty times, one time five times in a row)
Favourite TV Shows
Old cartoons or some new ones.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Reel Big Fish, Weird Al Yankovich
Path of Fury. (My favorite Science Fiction story, with a bit of fantasy added to it.)
Person who wrote "Path of Fury"
Overloaded on favorites.
Favourite Gaming Platform
RPG, Action/Adventure and Puzzles.
Tools of the Trade
A paint program and a being expert Insane-ologist.(Meaning I'm able to keep my insanity somewhat in check)
Potpourri- a combination of many incongruous things.