So I figured I'd share this with the internet.
My mom got a bag of free stuff from a health food store, which included microwaveable brownies that cooked in a minute. (Oh, the irony). I was intrigued by it, because how many chemicals do they need to add to make brownies microwaveable in a minute, so yesterday I followed the instructions to make it- two tablespoons of water, two tablespoons of oil, mix with powder and microwave. My mom's curious about it too, and the following dialogue takes place.
Mom: "Derrick, how many watts is our microwave?"
Dad: "I think it's 1200 watts or 900 watts-"
Me (Unable to contain myself, I cut my dad off):