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Then this short comic came to exist. Alm and Celica's debauchery towards pots is upsetting the balance of the universe. Clearly Link should only be the one to needlessly break ceramic arts.
Link (c) Legend of Zelda: BotW
Alm and Celica (c) Fire Emblem Echoes
Ya know, if the Hero from Dragon Quest got in on it, we could have a competition royale to see who's the best at unleashing pot Armageddon.
Start the Clay-mageddon.
The scenario features Link, Alm, Celica, and Hero in a room where pots endlessly respawn so there's no chance of running out of targets.
During the last minute is when the frenzy reaches it's high point.
Link breaks out the multi-shot bow with bomb arrows to unleash a dazzling display of light and destruction.
Alm brings his strength to bear with Sendscale, demolishing every pot that dares to stand before him him with the straightforward power of a conquering lion. And of course he's yelling like a shonen anime protagonist the whole time.
Not wanting to be left behind, Celica goes all out with Ragnarok, obliterating pots as quickly as they spawn in. The destructive spell also sends Link flying head over heels.
Up until the last few seconds, Hero was still pacing himself. And now is the time when his self-control pays off. Hero goes all-out with Magic Burst. The annihilimobliteration that follows is without equal. Link ragdolls into the next area code, while Alm is left desperately shielding Celica with his mortal body.
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Meanwhile, Ryu in Breath of Fire swipes some potatoes in a random home and feels ill for it.