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:icondarkmario2:DarkMario2 posted a status
Proof I'm a dark person in real life:

I was working today and a woman came in with a newborn baby. While I was checking her out, the baby started crying and my first thought was "get that noise potato out of here!" Then after she left, I cracked myself up because "noise potato" was really funny to me.

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Eliteface640 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017
To be honest, im the same way, except i would actually say "Get that noise potato out of here" out loud. Heh heh
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EverythingLiker10 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Well gosh darned diddity darned mother of god
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Superjavimlp231 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017
Nah, you're just and angsty teen and its normal, I honestly would do the same xD
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DarkMario2 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Teen? I'm 26. I haven't been a teen in 7 years.
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Superjavimlp231 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017
My parents are like 40 and they still act like teenagers sometimes tho
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:iconthe-shiny-buneary:
the-shiny-buneary Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017  Student Writer
That actually does sound funny. 
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JamaicanHedgie08 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2017  Professional Artist
Wow...that is dark
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heart4art7 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
With that sense of humor you might find The Forest to be enjoyable...
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EmpressTilly Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ok but noise potato is kinda funny
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Applemobile Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
I dont think you are actually dark, just serious and immune to sissy attacks
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:iconchaos-le-mieux:
Chaos-Le-Mieux Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, Shall i introduce you to some Dead Baby Jokes? XD
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noodleTH Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017
How many babies does it take to paint a wall
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totembandicoot Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017
wow. noise potato..
sound like nogla screaming
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9thblackrose Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that is cracking me up rn. I think things like that when a new born is crying, its worse on a bus or plane.
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