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I will judge you [Filler] [Meme]
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Springtrap, Springbon and Nightmare Endo Release
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Thank You Five Nights at Freddy's!
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[FNaF] Nightmare Endoskeleton
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[FNaF3] Springtrap Renders
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[FNaF3] Springlock Endoskeleton
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[Scott's Games] Souldozer SFM Release
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[Happy Valentine's Day] Souldozer Blender Release
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[Scott's Games] 'I'm Back'
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May 26, 1998
Poland
Deviant for 6 years
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Super Albino: Llamas are awesome! (288)
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Help for my friend's father and family.
Hello Everyone, it's been a while since I've done anything. However, I do not want to speak about my absence just yet. What I want to talk about is *McTayTay (https://www.deviantart.com/mctaytay)'s father and their family. Her father (as the family themself) has been through a lot recently: the father has had been diagnosed with blockage in his Left Anterior Descending and has had a surgery for that. As of now, I think he's doing kinda alright, but is still under treatment for that. Due to this, Tay's family is in a huge debt and and have bills to pay, that they cannot overcome themselves. If you dont have money to donate, it's perfectly alright, but, sharing their gofundme
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Hey guys, I wanted to thank you all so much for the birthday wishes! I appreciate all of them, and I mean it. And I gotta say: This birthday wasn't honestly the best for me, so, seeing all these messages made me feel a little bit better throughout th ...
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Made this random 3k render to see how my new PC handles rendering https://i.gyazo.com/0a1b9994543183b74479975bc7413d0c.png For reference: on my laptop render like this took around an hour On this new PC it took 2 minutes I'm very happy with this PC s ...
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Thanks for the watch :)
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SlenderNight8PGSProfessional General Artist
Happy birthday, dude!
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DarkKnightPLHobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you kindly!
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DarkKnightPLHobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you, my friend! It means a lot to me!

Also sorry for replying so late, I kinda forgot to check this place yesterday lmao
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You are welcome :)
And don't worry, I am even surprised that you replied so fast ^^
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Come back baby, I know was abusive but...

Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.