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The Universe

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Okay.. this was just a study about universe (I've started photoshop with nothing to do, and the inspiration has come and I've made this)... just with a few filters I've reached this result.. I'm so happpy with it, and it can be a great help for me on images that shows the universe....
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(This text is a very funny tet from the Hitchiikers guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams)
The Universe

Some information to help you live in it.

Purpose: ?

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

Area: Infinite.

Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'wow, that's big', time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

Imports: None.

It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things in from.

Exports: None.

See imports.

Population: None.

It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

Monetary Units: None.

In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altarian Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flainian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flainian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningis is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in small change. From this basic premise it is very simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the product of a deranged imagination.

Art: None.

The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn't a mirror big enough - see point one.

Sex: None.

Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the non-existent people of the Universe occupied.

However, it is not worth embarking on a long discussion of it now because it really is terribly complicated. For further information see Guide Chapters seven, nine, ten, eleven, fourteen, sixteen, seventeen, nineteen, twenty-one to eighty-four inclusive, and in fact most of the rest of the Guide.
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(portuguese version of description) Bom, como jah reclamaram no meu journal q eu naum coloco nada em portugues, vou colocar agora,pra num te probs com nenhum dos meus manows

Isso éra so um estudo sobre o universo (na verdade abri o photoshop sem saber o que fazer, ai rolo essa ideia e saiu isso) gostei do resultado e acho q vai ser bastante util em futuras imagens com o universo...

o texto do guia dos mochieiros das galaxias é muito grande e naum vou por aqui em portugues naum pq isso fico gigantesco... quem quiser leia em ingles ou compre o livro

fui
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human-grovebackProfessional Artist
I'm working on this project where I'm combining all the versions of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Only doing Book 1 so far, because we have no idea what happened to Questular after the 1st movie, as there was (so far) no 2nd movie.
makarrao's avatar
darkueka... fikou muito show meu veio!!! loko mesmo!!! :clap:
darkflames's avatar
uia, vlw...
RubensGameloni's avatar
Ficou irado. :D

Para usar como fundo ficou lindão.
darkflames's avatar
vlw vwio... foi uma cagada imensa esse result, hauhauhauhauha
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Arroz Digital Artist
mt bom veio..
paulodev's avatar
tux a lot! ops, ROX a lot! :D

/// conectiva com novo kernel rulz! mouse e som funionando que eh uma beleza, e videio com 100% de proveitamento!
darkflames's avatar
debian-br-CDD r0x.. video e som 100%, funfa que e uma beleza....

fui
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hmm, mto bom pra usar em imgs msmo! :P
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celsojuniorProfessional Digital Artist
vei, essa sua img funfa até pra stock! teve uma epoca atras ae q eu tava querendo uma parada dessas pra manipular uma outra img... r0x! :clap:
darkflames's avatar
muita sorte te chegado num result desse velho... foi do nada, tentei fazer o baguiu e saiu.. passei 1 mes querendo sabe como faze e desisti.. hj do nada abri o ps e saiu, :P

vlw manin
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