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Keanu Reeves is officially playing Spike in the Cowboy Bebop live-action movie.

I might just go ahead and kill myself now.
  • Listening to: the last straw breaking
  • Watching: my vision slowly turn red
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:iconmaranwe-ancarame:
maranwe-ancarame Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009
O_O
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009
I know. D: I.... I know.
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:iconmaranwe-ancarame:
maranwe-ancarame Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009
No words. I don't even know what to expect.
It might be such a failure, it might be epic.
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009
But either way, it won't be GOOD. It won't be... it... I...

I have no hope for ANYTHING Keanu Reeves stars in. .__.
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:iconmaranwe-ancarame:
maranwe-ancarame Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2009
lawl.
You know, I think one of the only reasons I like Keanu Reeves is because my boyfriend really resembles him. >.>
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009
XD That's a good enough reason, then. I do hope your boyfriend shows more emotion than Keanu does, though!
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:iconmaranwe-ancarame:
maranwe-ancarame Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2009
XD Thank god he does ^^
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:iconfangofthedoglord:
fangofthedoglord Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

AHAHAHA!!! That's freaking hilarious, this is going to be hysterically lame! Ah wel live action movies that come from cartoons are over rated anyways. They usually end up being farcical anyways
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xxHartxofxtenshixxx1 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE AMAZINGLY FUNNYYY!!!!!!


would you guys kill me if i said keanue reeves is a ok actor in some movies??/
Lol in constantine NO, and his gonna play spike ?? AHAHAHHAHAHAAH dosent suit him but Ya.



*RUns away*
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009
XD Keanu is good in movies where he gets to play a normal guy who says "dude" a lot and probably smokes pot. As Spike, though? Not so much.
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xxHartxofxtenshixxx1 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2009
Hahahah yes lol, Oh well I dont read that manga alot i think i read just 3-4 books of it or so..!!
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2009
You haven't watched the show? You should! Its sooo good!
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xxHartxofxtenshixxx1 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009
okkkk!!
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:iconvon186:
Von186 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009  Professional General Artist
I was all "Oh! CB Live action!! OMG!!"
Then I saw Keanuu. And I died. A thousand deaths. And cried a thousand times.
And I'm still crying.
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009
I know. I know. I wept bitter, rageful tears. D:
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:iconvon186:
Von186 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2009  Professional General Artist
We should find a way to stop this madness! Like a sniper!
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2009
How does one hire a sniper? Do they advertise on the internet? =0 We need to look into this!
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:iconvon186:
Von186 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2009  Professional General Artist
You have to find a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy lol.
Maybe an ad on craig's list?
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:iconshoresome:
Shoresome Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009
The man who has made "Whoa..." into his entire career...(horrified shudder) Maybe they'll use real bullets in the finale? Maybe?
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2009
Oh god let's hope so. I'll never be more happy to see Spike die.

...

Sad. D:
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ninjabiscuit Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
I pray that it gets stuck in development hell... since from what I've heard they still don't really have a script. One would think they'd need one of those first.
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darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
OR a director. Though someone in an article I read was speculating that Reeve's signing on might push the company to get this thing churned out. Y'know, the sooner the better because who would want to actually make a quality film these days?
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MakeShiftSoul Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
*hits her head on the desk*

guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

:mangapunksai:
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
I know.

I know. u_u
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:iconkishe:
Kishe Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
Ok... let's see what we need. We need guns, transportation... what else?
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
Alibis. Latex gloves to prevent leaving any fingerprints. Probably the cooperation of Reeve's personal driver or disgruntled hair stylist.
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:iconkishe:
Kishe Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
I don't think we really need alibis, but we'll have some just in case. I mean, really. What judge or jury would convict us?

I need you to coerce/seduce one of those two, maybe even both (Hell, it could be fun).

Meanwhile, I'll find out Keanu's whereabouts.
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InnoTenshi Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
Bank robbery.

I'll sharpen my sword.
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:iconkishe:
Kishe Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
Right, funds.

Ok people, we can do this.

Operation Kill Keanu in effect now!
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
Don't forget, the final blow is mine. I've been after this sonuvabitch foryears.
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:iconkishe:
Kishe Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
Understood. We'll provide back up!
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
You can be there to calm me down when I'm standing over Reeve's bloody, mashed up corpse, covered in blood myself and screaming at the top of my lungs while I beat his skull in with a tire iron.

...

Cowboy Bebop is really, really important to me. XD
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:iconkishe:
Kishe Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
I understand how you feel. Cowboy Bebop was one of the first anime I saw that made me actually care about the characters.
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
Exactly! One of the articles about the movie I just read said that Keanu would be playing another "straight-faced" character and it made me soooo mad. Spike isn't straight-faced! His humor might be subtle but he's not BLANK like Keanu is.
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Malla13 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
MOTHER FUCKER. :angered:
Didn't they see what he did to Constantine? DIDN'T THEY SEE???
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
People seem to think he exudes some sort of "Spike-esque" qualities, but the only similarity between the two I can see is that they're both two-dimensional. Reeves is the most atrocious actor I've ever seen outside of sci-fi channel original movies (and at least those people OVER act! He can't even do that!).

I'm so mad I can't even concentrate. XD I'M SEETHING WITH RAGE.
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Malla13 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
I would definitely prefer over-acting to his deadpan stare. >.<
He's about 40% why I won't see the new "Day The Earth Stood Still" (the other 60% being that they never should have remade a classic anyway).
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:icondarkelvenmage:
darkelvenmage Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2009
Exactly! And that movie is getting absolutely horrendous reviews. Remakes are the bane of the cinematic world. Cowboy Bebop already HAS a movie, it doesn't need another one! It's not like making a live-action Dragon Ball movie where it's going to be silly and pointless either way - Cowboy Bebop is a brilliant, respected television show that REALLY won't translate well to live action even if they manage to do it well. Which they won't. Because how could they?

The media ruins everything anyone loves. .__.
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