M.A.S.H Results
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Published: January 11, 2009
We're having a bit of a slumber party over here right now and playing MASH, of course! Here are my results. They're pretty epic.

I marry Hugh Laurie, we live in Long Beach, WA, and I use the Cat Bus from "My Neighborhood Totoro" as transportation. I'm the Devil by career and get paid in male prostitutes. I have one son, probably the Anti-Christ, and a dust mite from Spirited Away as my pet. I smoke, drink, and eventually get divorced but never remarry. I die at the age of 27 during an epic shoot-out with my arch-nemesis.

That's all I really want from life.

I assume I'll look like this:

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johnnytainted's avatar
haha i didn't even know you posted this while i was there.
you totally ninja'ed it
darkelvenmage's avatar
I'm sneaky like a fox. ;3
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Von186Professional General Artist
lmao, I only hope that I can aspire to your greatness, oh devil.
elle-sophocles's avatar
I want to commandeer that bus!
darkelvenmage's avatar
No way, man!

We can fight for it in an epic battle, though. >8D
sesshysshewolf's avatar
Holy crap, I remember playing MASH likes eons ago! I'm totally whipping out the idea next time me and my friends are bored. xD
darkelvenmage's avatar
It's great. 8D I escaped some pretty horrible lifestyles that my friends put on there. I think I was the luckiest of us, though. Everyone else got stuck with pretty shitty lives. XD
sesshysshewolf's avatar
Ahahaha. You guys should totally do some Mad Libs next time ya get together--now those get interesting! xD
darkelvenmage's avatar
I love Madlibs! 8D For the longest time you could never find them and people would be like "what the fuck's a madlib?" but now they're everywhere again.
sesshysshewolf's avatar
Yay, you know what they are! God, they're sooooo much fuuuuuun. I wanna do one rite nao. <3
MakeShiftSoul's avatar
hahah you're so awesome

:mangapunksai:
Malla13's avatar
Sweet life. :dance: I want epic action/adventure sequences in my life.
darkelvenmage's avatar
I know, right? >:3 I'd give anything to REALLY die in an epic shoot-out...
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