Image that you're a fresh new adventurer just starting out to meet up with a party on your new life of exciting tales and far off places and the first step you take after accepting your first quest gets you hopelessly lost in the woods. Not to mention the rest of your party failed to mention that spending all of your money on gear and a weapon instead of a map could help you find your way out, but oh no you had to have that shiny new sword that caught your eye.
So trudging onward in an effort to escape your predicament you carry one foot after another for whats seems to be hours and in fact nears night fall as the sun begins to set, but just when all luck seems to have run out you come across a rather large black bear that makes eye contact with you and the first thing you do is run like a scared little kid.
The bear of course makes pursuit behind you and you seem to be out pacing it and make it into a small clearing when you chance a look behind you too see the bear has come to a full stop. Perhaps the bear had given up on you as a meal and is shaking it's head in an almost NO like fashion which at first fills you with a sense of victory, but quickly turns to surprise and horror as you witness the bear bringing it's paw to it's muzzle as if it where making a face palming action and you run right off a cliff.
A twang, zip, and high pitched wind whistle is all you hear as your life flashes before your naive eyes as you come to a sudden stop and look up to see an thick arrow shaft embedded into the cliff side and in the cloak you are glad you spent the money for the fancy and secure clasp to hold it in place. Further above you on the cliff edge you see a female dwarf with blue eyes, ginger complexion under a green hood, and an expression that could easily be recognized as, "are you an idiot?!" to which matters only seemed to even worsen at the moment as you here a quick clap of thunder and it begins to down pour.
Tossing down a rope with a loop to prevent slipping from the rain you secure your foot in it and feel relieved as you're hoisted from your averted death fall, but when you reach crest and raise your head over the ledge you see that it's the black bear pulling on the other end of it that is only made more terrifying as a bolt of lightening illuminates his form.
A short while later you awaken in a warm inn room and see the red haired dwarf sitting in the chair across from you and realize most of your clothing has been removed. As she explains, while beginning to remove her own wet clothing, that you fainted after seeing her animal companion and that she had to carry you all the way back to town and the party that said they would reward her for finding you was long gone and that you would have to compensate her for her ranger services.
At first you were distraught remembering that most of your valuables were lost after nearly falling off the cliff and the rest of your money already spent, but as she whistled at you to break you out of your chain of thought you see her naked form getting atop the bed and bending over on her knees whilst spreading her ample rear apart, she looks back and winks at you in hopes that you realize what kind of reward she's expecting from you for saving your life . . . .
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