03:24:19 PM <ScreamoShaymin> nnpairer
03:24:19 PM <Nejiro> Paired! ScreamoShaymin is now with Aerith Gainsburough (FFVII) for 5 minute(s)!
03:24:33 PM <ScreamoShaymin> Aerith? Huh.
03:24:40 PM * ScreamoShaymin is a widower apparently
12:02:18 AM <DarkAlchemistNinja> its a shame that our coffee grinder sounds like a chainsaw and a lawn mower had a noisy lovechild or i'd go make coffee.
03:39:06 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> no. basically its like this. evil exists, but blaming one sole entity for the existance of evil is like blaming one child for eating a cake everyone had a piece of.
Jake: Look out! Lookoutlookoutlookoutlookout!
Marco: Would you both shut up? I'm trying to drive here!
Jake: Car! Car! Car!
Marco: (yanks wheel left)
Driver: (speeds by, blares horn, and flips Marco off)
Marco: That's rude. And totally uncalled for.
Marco: Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
Marco: Okay, so it's four trash cans.
Jake: Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic!
Marco: (yanks wheel right, bumps the sidewalk, grazes a parked car)
BAM! BAM! BAM!
Jake: Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!
Marco: I can't drive with you screaming in my ear.
Jake: You can't drive at all!
09:50:33 PM <Nejiro>
ostit: Lady-Ra: You have 4 note(s).
From SaturnineJuggernaut on Mon, 04 Apr 2016 18:47:16 -0500
From RunikBlitz on Mon, 04 Apr 2016 18:51:30 -0500
From SaturnineJuggernaut on Mon, 04 Apr 2016 18:52:06 -0500
EVen more happy bday than RunikBlitz!
From RunikBlitz on Mon, 04 Apr 2016 18:53:13 -0500
Ignore Satur9. I'm obviously wishing you a MUCH MUCH more happy BDay than him.
Say bbnote clear to clear your notes and bbnote read to have them read to you again.
09:19:37 PM <TwistedFade> I just pictured Muiltiple personality Levi.
09:20:04 PM <InvisibleDanger> he does. lol. bitch, badass, clean freak, sonic the hedgehog
09:20:26 PM <Lady-Ra> Scouts Personal Maid
09:20:28 PM <Kino-Ink> -steals Levi away-
09:20:29 PM <Lady-Ra> <3
09:20:32 PM <Kino-Ink> Ange's bitch
09:20:45 PM <Lady-Ra> Kitten
09:20:50 PM <TwistedFade> XD dear god, teh things I have seen and now the horror my mind has come up with.
09:22:02 PM <Kino-Ink> I'm going to go curl up and cry softly...fucking Tadashi...
09:22:31 PM <Lady-Ra> i was going to say something....but it blew up
09:22:53 PM <TwistedFade> Aww Kino don't cry, just picture Levi cleaning that makes everything better
09:22:58 PM <InvisibleDanger> Kino-Ink: ARE YOU WATCHING BIG HERO SEX AGAIN???
09:22:59 PM <InvisibleDanger> wait
09:23:03 PM <InvisibleDanger> *six
09:23:13 PM <InvisibleDanger> pretty damn sure i meant six
01:40:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima:
01:41:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima:
01:41:47 PM <AustralAnima> DarkAlchemistNinja: You know... Last week I got that song in my head and subconsciously I already blamed you.
01:41:56 PM <AustralAnima> :I
01:42:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rofl2:
for ref: Pornosangen
01:44:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AustralAnima: technically it would be your fault for showing me the damn song
01:44:50 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> in the first place
08:53:46 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> DarkAlchemistNinja: I go to garfield daily
09:04:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SaturnineJuggernaut: Ra's mom has a thing that pops up when her computer boots. i wonder if there's a Calvin and Hobbes, Zits or Get Fuzzy version of that
09:11:30 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> im sure even if there isnt it prolyl wouldnt be too hard to compile a small .exe to run at start to bring you to the website
09:11:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> nah i've got enough crap that boots up at startup lol
09:11:57 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> i think compile is the right wird....
09:21:55 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> I completely strip my boots, that way, if i need it to boot in a hurry im not waiting for 8000 applications to open when i just need to print off an email
09:22:31 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> for about 10 seconds i thought you were talking about footwear and was legitimately puzzled
05:40:06 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> quietknight: my mom's favorite pokemon is Jigglypuff because of the marker thing
05:40:19 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> she thought his getting mad about wanting to share his music was hilarious
05:41:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> on another note: my mom used to regularly beat my ass in the TCG when i was younger
05:41:10 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> MY MOM
05:41:16 PM <AnimeGirlSakura> XD
05:41:38 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> she can't beat me anymore though. not since i mastered the art of deck making
05:41:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> my deck is called the 'fuck you and your mother deck part II' for a reason.
05:42:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i generally let my opponants reactions to my deck creations name my decks
05:42:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> my Elric deck for FMA is called the 'fuck you edward'
05:42:41 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Sesshoumaru is called 'bastard Lord bitchface'
05:42:47 PM <AnimeGirlSakura> XDD
05:43:01 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> my naraku deck was dubbed 'fuck your flying narcotics' for a while
05:43:17 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> due to the immense nature of his insects populating my deck
05:43:30 PM <AnimeGirlSakura> Dear lord I'm dying here. XD
05:45:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i had an InuYasha themed deck that was called the 'tetsusuaiga ass fucker' for a while
09:52:05 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Midday-Mew: i have always found pokemon MOVIES to be worth watching. the show annoys me but the movies have a decent tendancy to give me enough feelings to cry. not much does that. with the 'anime' i generally start tearing up out of 'oh my god fucking idiot' rather than 'oh my god this is touching'
09:56:35 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tbh the first season is hard for me to watch because NOT EVEN HIS POKEDEX RESPECTS HIM
09:56:43 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DAMN CLUE
09:56:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> THAT HE'S A MORON
09:57:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> also, HOW CAN HE BE 12 YEARS OLD AND NOT KNOW WHAT A FUCKING PIDGEY OR RATATTA LOOK LIKE
09:58:16 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> they're only THE most common pokemon in Kanto
09:59:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> was he a goddamn Hikikomori for 12 years or what?
09:59:49 PM <Midday-Mew> Hehehe stop making me laugh with your true statements.
10:00:06 PM <Midday-Mew> Yeah, the anime is awful.
10:00:30 PM <Midday-Mew> I don't really care for Ash Ketchup, personally.
10:00:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HE HAD TO IDENTIFY A FUCKING MR. MIME. HIS MOTHER HAS ONE
10:00:39 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HIS MOTHER
10:00:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HAS A MR. MIME
10:00:49 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AND HE HAD TO AIM HIS DEX AT ONE WHEN HE SAW ONE
10:01:49 PM <Midday-Mew> "Legendary trainer" more like "legendary idiot".
10:03:59 PM <RunikBlitz> Hey, be nice... It's been proven that trainers mental capacity reset with their pokemons levels when they change regions
10:05:01 PM <Midday-Mew> Pfffffft
10:06:07 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> RunikBlitz: HA
10:06:30 PM <RunikBlitz> As many times as ash gets electricuted, we should be lucky its not a show about a braindead husk rather than a Forever-Ten, Healing-Factor-of-HOLYOMFG, trainer names Ash Katchup
10:07:39 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> didnt he aim his dex at a fucking CHARMANDER when he was in another region? as if he'd not RAISED ONE TO CHARIZARD LEVEL before?
10:08:12 PM <RunikBlitz> Mental Capacity Reset, Pokemon Level Reset, Illuminati Confirmed.
10:09:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Magikarp seems to be a fair trade in the games compared to Mr. Anime Fuckhead
10:10:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> at least you can throw the karp in a box
10:10:23 PM <RunikBlitz> You can throw Ash into a box too
10:10:37 PM <Midday-Mew> Pfffft
10:10:52 PM <RunikBlitz> only diff is you can throw the box containing the tapes recorded with ash into a fire, you cant do that with a karp in a box.
10:11:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> RunikBlitz: i wouldn't. it appears he's already suffered enough oxygen deprivation to the brain.
10:11:32 PM <RunikBlitz> take a recording of a young man screaming, hit play, throw it in the box, throw the box in the fire, and enjoy the make believe
10:11:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Midday-Mew: you dead yet?
10:11:37 PM <Midday-Mew> Pfffft.
10:12:05 PM <RunikBlitz> He is... that 'Pfffft' is the sound of the gasses excaping his holes....
10:12:07 PM <Midday-Mew> No, I'm very much alive, unlike Ash's brain.
10:12:08 PM <RunikBlitz>
10:12:51 PM <RunikBlitz> Ash is so braindead that it causes immediate death and decomposition in certain individuals when discussed about.
10:13:12 PM <Midday-Mew> Nah, it causes constipation.
10:13:48 PM <RunikBlitz> hmm...
10:13:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ^ he's trying to push out a turd
<AustralAnima> I stood up to get ready for the shower, and then realised I was quite a bit taller than I normally am.
<AustralAnima> And I was like "Well, that's weird. Why am I so tall? Did finishing my goal for this month spur some super growth and transform me in a matter of minutes?"
<AustralAnima> Then I realised I was standing on tip toes.
08:16:41 PM ** Erzsabet has joined
08:16:49 PM <Erzsabet> TESTING PLZ
08:16:52 PM ** Erzsabet was kicked by morbidman187 *
08:17:01 PM <JenFruzz> WHAT THE FUCK :angry:
08:17:04 PM ** Erzsabet has joined
08:17:06 PM <morbidman187> Told you!
08:17:07 PM <Erzsabet> LOLOLOL
08:17:10 PM <morbidman187> :starejig: King of the chats!
08:17:15 PM <Erzsabet> "HA BITCH!"
08:17:28 PM <JenFruzz> HA BITCH IS RIGHT
08:57:36 PM <Druideacht> bbpokezap Glaceonmaniac
08:57:36 PM <Nejiro> ZAP! Glaceonmaniac is now a Glaceon for 3 minute(s)!
Zack: (to Sephiroth) so i met some Turks today... one of them was rude...
Sephiroth: -stares, then shakes head and walks away.-
Zack: .... HE WAS RUDE, SEPHIROTH!
10:17:31 PM <TheLambKing> ScreamoShaymin: My brain is made out of concrete
10:17:35 PM <TheLambKing> FUCKIN' ROCK SOLID MATE
10:17:44 PM <ScreamoShaymin> That explains quite a bit actually
12:17:26 AM <Druideacht> not a saw, prefferably not my dremel i hear breathing cardboard is bad for lungs, and in theory i have shard X-acto blades
12:19:34 AM <RunikBlitz> Well... as far as the 'breathing cardboard' thing; 1) Breathing anything NOT AIR is typically bad for lungs (certain medicines accounted for) and 2) You'd wear a mask to counter that...
12:19:51 AM <Druideacht> i ran out of those
12:19:57 AM <RunikBlitz> Then
12:19:58 AM <RunikBlitz> Buy
12:19:59 AM <RunikBlitz> More
Inuyasha Episode 9:
Hiten: so hand over the jewel shards or you'll never see your lover alive again!
InuYasha: o.o ... see my lover? -walks closer-UM, THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF MISUNDERSTANDING... LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, YOU AND I ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LOVERS NOW?
Kagome: this is no time to get all shy!
Manten: you little vixen, i knew you were fibbing!
Inuyasha: you actually think i'd hand over the jewel shards as a ransom for you!?
Kagome: YES BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A LOVER WOULD DO!
InuYasha: WELL WE AIN'T LOVERS! AND WITHOUT LOVE, THE ENTIRE ARGUMENT KINDA FALLS APART!
Dragonlance Legends, Time of the Twins page 297:
Summer in Istar ended. Fall came, one of the most beautiful in anyone's memory. Caramon's training began, and the warrior did not die, though there were times when he thought death might be easier. Tas, too, was strongly tempted on more than one occasion to put the big, spoiled baby out of his misery. One of these times had been during the night, when Tas had been awakened by a heartbreaking sob.
"Caramon?" Tas said sleepily, sitting up in bed.
No answer, just another sob.
"What is it?" Tas asked, suddenly concerned. He got out of bed and trotted across the cold, stone floor. "Did you have a dream?"
He could see Caramon nod in the moonlight.
"Was it about Tika?" asked the tenderhearted kender, feeling tears come to his eyes at the sight of the big mans' grief. "No. Raistlin? no. Yourself? Are you afraid-"
"A muffin!" Caramon sobbed.
"What?" Tas aked blankly.
"A muffin!" Caramon blubbered. "Oh, Tas! I'm so hungry! And i had a dream about this muffin, like Tika used to bake, all covered with sticky honey and those little, crunchy nuts..."
Picking up a shoe, Tas threw it at him and went to bed in disgust.
06:41:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I'M NAKED!
06:41:10 PM ** ScreamoShaymin has joined
06:41:18 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: STOP BEING NAKED
06:41:22 PM <quietknight> ._.
06:41:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> I DUN WANNA
06:42:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: I LIKE BEING NAKED.
06:42:58 PM <ScreamoShaymin> SO DO I BUT I DON'T GO FLAUNTING MY FLOP EVERYWHERE
06:43:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: MAYBE YOU SHOULD
06:46:30 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: sta.sh/01gnoujtw21j - link to picture of him with no shirt (or naked idfk)
06:46:34 PM <ScreamoShaymin>
06:47:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: AHAHAHA DUDE
06:48:19 PM <ScreamoShaymin> hm?
06:48:33 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST.... :rofl2:
06:48:41 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: I did.
06:48:54 PM <ScreamoShaymin> No dick pics tho
06:49:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: good i don't wanna see that anyway
06:49:48 PM <ScreamoShaymin> too late - link to guy named dick
06:50:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> pft
02:49:32 PM <tiganusi> how old are you, Urielitocee?
02:50:06 PM <Urielitocee> i'm twelve, i came here because i was borried (?)
02:50:25 PM <tiganusi> baby jesus.
02:50:35 PM <Shalesa> Urielitocee: okay
02:50:35 PM <tiganusi> can you wait around for a few minutes, Urielitocee? i have a surprise for you.
02:50:44 PM <Urielitocee> emmm
02:51:11 PM <Urielitocee> ok...
02:51:24 PM <Urielitocee> a bad surprise?
02:51:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> nah. it's special
02:51:41 PM <Urielitocee> oh
02:52:43 PM <Urielitocee> i wait
02:52:44 PM <DespairBearer> choosen one, you are
02:52:48 PM <DespairBearer> hmmm.....
02:52:57 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DespairBearer: ok Yoda
02:52:57 PM <Urielitocee> emmm
02:53:02 PM <DespairBearer> trained as a jedi, you will be
02:53:15 PM <Urielitocee> so ,there's a kid restriction?
02:53:25 PM <Urielitocee> ok, i will die </3
02:53:38 PM ** Urielitocee has left [killed: COPPA]
02:53:42 PM <tiganusi> her saying that
02:53:44 PM <SAMGUTHRIEWRITER> DespairBearer: hi
02:53:46 PM <tiganusi> right as i was typing the kill message
02:53:47 PM <Lady-Ra> XD
02:53:50 PM <tiganusi> was just fucking poetic :')
06:22:13 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> DarkAlchemistNinja: Lol, i picture knights jousting with oculous rifts
06:22:21 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ?
06:23:19 PM <SaturnineJuggernaut> game faire
06:24:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SaturnineJuggernaut: no. the game fair i'm referring to is for hunters.
06:24:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> SaturnineJuggernaut: you can buy hunting dongs, show off your dogs, buy guns, bows, there's games and contests, i mostly go to talk to the falconer's club.
06:25:07 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> OH MY GOD
06:25:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DOGS
06:25:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DOGS
06:25:12 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> NOT DONGS
06:39:31 PM <AustralAnima> ...We better be able to just play the entire game in our underwear while waving around a tree branch.
06:39:32 PM <AustralAnima> Seriously.
06:39:36 PM <AustralAnima> We fuckin' better.
06:39:42 PM <AustralAnima>
06:41:00 PM <AustralAnima> Ahhh, you get numerous three branches, so I assume that they'll break and you can just find more lying about.
06:41:01 PM <AustralAnima> That's neat.
06:41:12 PM <AustralAnima> Though I hope you can actually beat all the bosses with it, if you're awesome enough. :'D
06:41:22 PM <AustralAnima> I wanna slay Ganon with a fuckin' tree branch
06:41:35 PM <AustralAnima> While in my underwear.
06:41:39 PM <AustralAnima> Would be epic.
DAN: oh my god.... Ra's 3ds just got a Flabebe from Justin Beiber (wondertrade)
ScreamoShaymin: -singing- FLABABY BABY BABY O-
DAN: ....no. stop. now. that was bad and you should feel bad. -laughing-
08:06:12 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: yeah thats usually the general consensus
08:06:31 PM <ScreamoShaymin> DarkAlchemistNinja: Really now?
08:06:46 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ScreamoShaymin: yes. Sasuke is the dick, Haseo is the asshole
08:07:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> .... i didn't think that phrasing out too well.
08:34:12 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Koharu-Harubi: i tend to be polyamorous... i date more than one person at any given time if they interest me
08:34:40 PM <Koharu-Harubi> Nothing wrong with that.
08:35:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> damn i am one long list of wierd.
08:35:07 PM <ScreamoShaymin> well, there is one thing wrong with it and it is very wrong
08:35:09 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Lady-Ra: Wiccan, poly, trans...
08:36:00 PM <ScreamoShaymin> you get nagging from both sexes
08:36:04 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> HA
08:22:07 PM <Nejiro> DarkAlchemistNinja: FC information for DarkAlchemistNinja - DAN- 1564-2571-6724
08:22:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> AngelicEmpyress: there's mine ^^
08:22:56 PM <AngelicEmpyress> DarkAlchemistNinja: ok hang on.... i've never done this b4 so give me a sec (i'm sheltered apparently lol)
08:23:03 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> its ok
08:23:56 PM <quietknight> Be gentle with her. lol
08:24:13 PM <DannaSukaira> Bite the pillow.
01:34:56 PM ** tiganusi has joined
01:35:13 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> tiganusi: hey
01:35:30 PM <tiganusi> yo
01:35:31 PM <ChatPLZbot> tiganusi has won a Pencil for the random item givaway.
01:35:43 PM * tiganusi shanks Nejiro with his new pencil
01:35:45 PM ** tiganusi has left
01:35:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> LOL well then
i swear if i ever get picked for CV and i'm offline, i will boot up the computer, get on Skype and have a message from tig going 'CHECK YOUR FUCKING EMAIL YOU TRASH'
03:46:56 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> LovelyKohai: seriously whoever was behind the desings of .hack outfits and weapons should be shot
03:47:32 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Haseo: OOH LETS PUT BUCKLES FUCKING EVERYWHERE
03:47:40 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Endrance: LETS PUT TINY FUCKING LINES EVERYWHERE
03:54:59 PM <Lady-Ra> what about the other characters dan?
03:58:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Ovan: this guy isn't mysterious enough, LETS GIVE HIM A HUGE DECORATIVE CANNON ON ONE ARM!
03:59:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Atoli: SHE NEEDS HUGE PANTS THAT MAKE HER ASS LOOK BIG AND WIERD WINGS THAT HAVE NO PURPOSE
03:59:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kite: IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT HE CAN'T TALK, LETS MAKE HIS DESIGN AS CREEPY AS POSSIBLE WHILE STILL MAKING YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM
08:07:24 PM <Lady-Ra> SunGodMine: stop Hammer Thyme
08:07:45 PM <Satur9> Lady-Ra: Im baking you to the principles office for that bad pun...
01:26:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kintow: tom
01:32:39 PM <Druideacht> :blink: yes
01:33:43 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Druideacht: you are not the tom i'm looking for atm :jedimindtrick:
01:51:26 PM * Koharu-Harubi loves shiny hunting.
01:51:54 PM * Druideacht is shiny :flee:
01:52:16 PM <Deadpool> Damnit Druideacht D: We told you not to play in the glitter.
01:52:33 PM * Druideacht shoots AustralAnima with the glitter cannon
07:24:51 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
don't do it too much or the angry will be mods.
07:24:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ...
07:24:53 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> wait
07:24:58 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> *mods will be angry
07:25:16 PM <GRC02> XD
07:25:37 PM <GRC02> i hate it when the angrys get mod.
07:45:12 PM ** Lady-Ra has joined
07:45:35 PM <Cwovictor> Well I now imagine the egyptian god of sun with a rack
06:01:18 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> :rolling:
06:01:28 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja :bounceon: Lady-Ra and ScreamoShaymin
06:01:40 PM <Lady-Ra>
06:01:46 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> r00d
06:01:52 PM <Lady-Ra> you bounced it outta me
06:02:05 PM <AustralAnima> They see me rollin', they hatin'~
06:02:30 PM <Lady-Ra> you're so white and nerdy
06:02:30 PM * AustralAnima sings as DAN rolls by
06:02:35 PM <AustralAnima> Lady-Ra: Absolutely.
06:02:36 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> .........
06:02:38 PM <Lady-Ra> XD
06:02:47 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> unfortunately it's completely true.
06:02:50 PM <Lady-Ra> lol
06:03:02 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> BUT I AM A WHITE BOY THAT CAN DANCE
06:03:18 PM <AustralAnima> AND I'M A PALE BOY WHO CAN'T!
06:03:30 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> VAMPIRE
06:03:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja>
06:03:50 PM <AustralAnima> Well, I do have sharp-ass fangs.
06:03:59 PM <AustralAnima> Luckily not sharp ass fangs. That'd be uncomfortable when wiping.
06:04:08 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> .... wow.
06:04:11 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> that was a leap
06:04:15 PM <Lady-Ra> or pooping?
06:04:27 PM <Lady-Ra> or...
06:04:31 PM <Lady-Ra> you know never mind
06:04:32 PM <Lady-Ra> lol
06:04:34 PM <AustralAnima> Don't go there.
06:05:19 PM <AustralAnima> But seriously.
06:05:36 PM <AustralAnima> I am pale, I hate bright light, I'm not a fan of garlic, and I have really sharp canines.
06:06:02 PM * Lady-Ra stakes AustralAnima
06:06:11 PM <AustralAnima> I don't give a shit 'bout virgins tho, so ther-*dies*
DAN liveblog's D. Gray Man Hallow:
04:12:00 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Kino-Ink: oh my god. Allen...
04:12:10 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> 'WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? WHAT IS THAT?'
04:12:20 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Allen: -grinning- it's called a sword. you're being stabbed.
04:12:28 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> so deadpan i can't even
04:15:12 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> OH MY GOD
04:15:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> 'i apologize, he's not good at talking.' <<<< about Kanda.
04:27:58 PM <Kino-Ink> *chuckles*
06:07:57 PM <DannaSukaira> IM so fucking picky omg
06:07:58 PM <DannaSukaira> picky*
06:08:04 PM <DannaSukaira> oh
06:08:12 PM <DannaSukaira> I didn't fuck up
09:50:46 PM <DannaSukaira> No I mean
09:51:03 PM <DannaSukaira> I forgot I have it and I open the page & then I jump and half scream because //holy fuck
09:51:13 PM <DannaSukaira> not scary like spoopy
09:51:20 PM <AnimeGirlSakura> DannaSukaira: Oh.
09:51:23 PM <DannaSukaira> I just have no chill
09:53:54 PM <quietknight> Huh...?
10:01:20 PM <DannaSukaira> aka im a littl ebitch
10:01:42 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> DannaSukaira: I forgot I have it and I open the page & then I jump and half scream because //huge dicks <<< is what i just read
10:02:26 PM <DannaSukaira> Sometimes I scream because of those too
10:02:36 PM <DannaSukaira> They pop up on my dash from time to time like holy /fuck/
10:02:41 PM <DannaSukaira> That would hurt I think
Of all of the dick moves pulled by Sephiroth in Final Fantasy VII, the most dickish is easily when he beans Cloud in the stomach with the Destruct materia. Like getting hit by a softball made out of solid glass!
03:11:12 PM <DaringBlitz> Yah, learn from my 2 mistakes, plz...
03:11:29 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> ok
03:11:29 PM <DaringBlitz> 1) dont punch a box of furnature
03:11:57 PM <DaringBlitz> 2) Dont turn down the numbing agent when they need to set your fracture from punching boxes of furnature.
09:25:55 PM * Druideacht is back
09:26:11 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i did not read that as 'back'
09:38:42 PM <Druideacht> :scared:
09:39:59 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> 09:25:55 PM * Druideacht is black
09:40:26 PM <Druideacht> :blink: considering i almost glow in the dark :dieslaughing:
09:41:34 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i know
02:13:37 PM * Erzsabet is away: Looking for my feet, these are NOT my feet!
02:35:07 PM * Erzsabet is back: Turns out they WERE my feet.
02:36:52 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Erzsabet: O.o wat you do to your feets?
02:37:17 PM * DarkAlchemistNinja waves at people
02:37:33 PM <Erzsabet> It's a long story. It's actually someone else's story and involves her being on morphine.
02:38:44 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Erzsabet: i can wager a guess. drugs can do wierd things to people
02:39:23 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> Erzsabet: i once ate a chocolate santa when i was on Ambien and then got into a 20 minute argument with Ra the next day because i didn't remember it, so she had to find the wrapper to convince me i actually ate it.
02:39:53 PM <Erzsabet> Ok, so it's not actually a long story, it's pretty short. She went in for thyroid surgery, woke up on morphine. Had to go to the bathroom. Looked down and asked where her feet were. They said they were right there, and she was very adamant that those were NOT her feet.
V - Today at 12:40 PM
Lisica - Today at 12:40 PM
V - Today at 12:42 PM
Lisica - Today at 12:42 PM
V - Today at 12:42 PM
Lisica - Today at 12:42 PM
Yuya Uchiha - Today at 12:47 PM
and now we see a rare glimpse into the before undescovered and resarched 'what' speaking tribe. Notice how they communicate using mostly noises and only a very few actual words.
Usagi-Chan - Today at 12:47 PM
Lisica - Today at 12:47 PM
tell no one
05:40:41 PM <AustralAnima> I've blown my nose quite a lot today, but compared to yesterday I've only done about 5% as much.
05:40:51 PM <AustralAnima> Literally got a whole plastic bag next to me filled with tissues. :I
05:41:14 PM <AustralAnima> As big as two of my heads. :u
05:41:18 PM <AustralAnima> Wait.
05:41:22 PM <AngelicEmpyress> LOL
05:41:29 PM <AustralAnima> Uhhh, that makes it sound like Iv'e got more than one head.
05:41:36 PM <AustralAnima> Or...?
05:41:39 PM <AustralAnima> I don't even know.
07:44:16 PM <Jake8900> hey do any of you use a printer ? i want to ask because i was thinking of getting that for my mom
07:44:55 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> the fuck's a printer?
07:45:24 PM <quietknight> lol
07:47:04 PM <Jake8900> *stares at DarkAlchemistNinja * ....you do not know what a printer is really ...uhh that machine you use to print out things like documents or paperwork ,ect something that uses ink XD
07:47:39 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> i use a typwriter.
07:47:52 PM <Jake8900> oh..
07:48:40 PM <quietknight> Jake8900: Painful to admit it took longer to catch on, huh?
07:48:40 PM <DarkAlchemistNinja> .... what's a ...ma-sheen?
07:50:28 PM <Firadon> I use telegrams
07:50:35 PM <Firadon> what year is it?
07:50:58 PM <LoverBestBuddy> 1776
07:51:50 PM <Firadon> sh*& the reds are coming
07:52:55 PM <quietknight> Get on your horse dammit!