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Relapse chapter sixChapter six: wherein the enforcers actually do their jobs and pay the price
Relaspe chapter fiveChapter five: wherein breaking and entering is a bad idea…
Relapse chapter fourChapter Four: wherein bad news is laid on by further bad news
Relaspe chapter 3Chapter three: wherein Black blood stains Uncles’ carpet
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Relapse chapter six
Chapter six: wherein the enforcers actually do their jobs and pay the price
“This stinks!” Ratso moaned “What are we gonna do? Wong’s sceptre is in Section 13 they’re gonna ask what we’re doing!” they were now flying from rooftop to rooftop towards section 13 and were trying to brainstorm a way out of this problem.
“And we tell them!” Chow said “Get Section 13 to help us for a change instead of busting our butts!”
Finn stopped and pulled out a note pad from his robes and handed it to Chow.
“Write it then! Write down a note explaining our situation and we can leave it there” he said, Chow gave him a ‘are you retarded?’ look before snatching the note pad from him and pulled the pen from the pages and began to write… before he yelped as the pen and paper caught on purple fire. He dropped it in panic but the minute they dropped to the floor the flames extinguished leaving nothing but a singled
Relaspe chapter five
Chapter five: wherein breaking and entering is a bad idea…
It was the end of the school day and as the last bell rang Jade had grabbed her stuff and was making her way home, Frank had rushed to meet her.
“Don’t suppose I can check up on my Uncle can I?” he asked.
“Can’t see why not, it might cheer him up” Jade said “Now we can walk or we can fly” Frank gave her a confused look but she pointed up and he glanced up just to catch Ratso diving behind a chimney, which proved to be useless as he was twice as big as his hiding spot.
“Is that Ratso?” Frank cried out.
“Man I suck as a ninja” he groaned as he jumped down, Jade and Frank chuckled as Ratso ducked down behind a trash can. “So you wanna fly?”
“Can you?” Frank asked excitedly.
“Yeah I guess, not as fast as Chow though”
“This is so awesome!”
Relapse chapter four
Chapter Four: wherein bad news is laid on by further bad news
Toru work up that morning and gave a loud yawn, stumbling out of bed he got dressed and readied himself for his morning chores. Uncle liked to have a bit of a lie in so it was Toru’s job to make breakfast and morning tea, still rubbing the grit from his eyes he walked into the kitchen to find that there a steaming pot of fresh tea already made on the table complete with cups and bowls of sugar and cream. The kitchen looked as if someone had already started cooking breakfast with flour and milk already opened and poured into a bowl. Toru gave a confused noise and looked around only to run into Ratso holding a carton of eggs, he gave a cry which in turn startled Ratso who crushed the egg carton in his strong hands.
“Toru!” Ratso moaned looking at the sticky mess in his hands “What’s the deal?”
“You startled me!” Toru stated tapping his chest in a motion to stop his heart from exp
Relaspe chapter 3
Chapter three: wherein Black blood stains Uncles’ carpet
Now pain is not something Fin is unused to, following and fighting a kung-Fu expert practically every week or so you kind of get used to having your butt kicked. But at least when it came to being a Dark Warrior he knew that any serious pain that wasn’t being inflicted by his sadist master would at least pass quickly before going ‘poof’. So he was stunned to say the least that it had now been two minutes of intense agony and he was still staring the gang boss in the face.
“Well well for all your bragging freak you don’t look so tough now huh?” he crowed and took a step forward Fin tried to look intimidating but it pretty much failed seeing as he was clutching his stomach and trying not to fall over. The Gang boss chuckled and delivered a punch to his face that sent him staggering back, he refused to fall down not in front of this green-horned gang boss.
“And look here fo
Relaspe chapter 2
Chapter Two: Wherein the fate of the former Dark Warriors is seen
They stared at the tiny urn as the catch was released and the three chambers opened. For a silent moment nothing happened and then suddenly three swirling purple clouds erupted out whirling around the room in a small vortex above the urn, Ratso grabbed Jade and shoved her behind a box Chow dived behind the desk and Uncle grabbed his dried lizard in preparation. The dark chi churned and twisted before three lumps fell to the floor with clattering thuds the purple clouds then spilt into three rivers and vanished…
Chow crawled out from behind the desk coughing and glanced around nervously. Ratso also emerged with Jade in tow. Uncle was staring at the three lumps and gulped back bile, on the floor surrounding the urn was three withered decayed bodies all wearing ancient crumbling fabric that looked like clothes from a long lost Chinese era.
“Well that answers the question of what happened to them” Jade whi
JCA: Relapse chapter one
Chapter one: wherein Fin does his good deed for the day
Rows and rows of old antiques sat in the gloomy and dusty room, some were big chests other small pieces of jewellery or fine pottery and vases all were rare and valuable. The door opened to a creak and jingle of a lock coming loose. A tall Italian man and small scrawny Asian man with orange shades snuck in and smiled.
“Look at all this stuff!” Ratso grinned “Must be a fortune!”
“And it all ours to clean out” Chow muttered “Better get started…OUCH!”
Chow spun around to see his attacker who still held up two fingers, Uncle was right behind the two and glaring at them angrily.
“Yes all antiques are valuable many are also fragile!” he declared in his thick accent “you break any of them or any goes missing you’ll be better pray that you go back to prison before Uncle gets you!”
“Crystal clear sensei!” Chow muttered before having a box full