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  • Aug 23
  • United Kingdom
  • Deviant for 10 years
  • She / Her
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((I don't own any of the lyrics and pictures on my profile,'kay?))

Welcome back. Enter name:

Alice Kirkland.



Enter? Yes/No?

Corruption Virus Found.Still wish to continue?


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WARNING: Upon agreeing to the terms, this file will be further and permanently be corrupted if continued.

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Corrupted into Player -*buzz*- 2.



Good day. :heart: My name is Alice Kirkland. I represent the country of England. I hope we can be friends soon! :heart: ^^


-Cooking (mostly baking)
- Mystical things (she's entranced to magic)
-People who take their manners seriously
-Cleaning (mostly chores)
-Happy things/thoughts
-the sun
-Knives.Lots and lots of gleaming sharp knives~

-Rude people
-the color green
-bad language
-Comparing her with her alternate version (she hates it)
-Mischievous people

She may be sweet and cheerful,but like the other 2p Characters, There's something dark,cold and hidden in her heart.

Attack: :tea::tea::tea:
Defense: :tea::tea::tea::tea:
Speed: :tea::tea::tea:
Intelligence: :tea::tea::tea:


Headcanon (because I can ;D ) :

-Plays the violin/piano
-Is often seen carrying a basket
-she actually has a basement where she does her potions (which is like a bubbly witch's lair; bottles floating,cauldrons singing ;books skipping,etc.)
-Can get really crazy when drunk (which she rarely does)
-Can sense if something's off/wrong
- she carries a booklet of spells around for emergencies
-also carries a bottle of poison just in case
- she smiles a lot,so don't creep out
-Is afraid of fires
-dislikes the other!England's food (makes her sick for weeks)
-tendency to snap if gone too far (uses her fingernails as claws)
-Carries a kitchen knife in her apron pocket

Something about her:

~ She secretly has freckles.She often times covered them with makeup.She's embarrassed on having them.uhoh-beek.tumblr.com/post/1759…
~ She didn't cried much during the Revolutionary War since it was short and she fully accepted it,despite how much grief she felt.
~ She sometimes likes to watch the telly when nothing else to do at night.Mostly the news,to keep track on her colleagues' process.
~ Secretly drinks/prefer coffee more than tea. *shhhhhh*
~Ammidyphobic,but she won't admit it.
~ Dreams of having her own marriage and starting a family. Though she's too shy and thinks she's taking it too fast, so she'll just wait for that day.


*blushes* .////. (More than friends)

:iconswingbattabattaswing: I love you so much, love~! I'll never leave your side- even if I lose all of my lives, I'll never leave you.

Like a Happy Family~ (Family)

:iconswingbattabattaswing::icon2pcanadia: What am I going to do with you two~? -sighs-

I like you~ ^^ (Friends)

:icondarknyofrance: You're so sweet and kind to me. ^^ I feel happy being your friend~ :heart:

:iconblack-chrysanthemum: Thank you,my friend.For taking time to talk to me,I really appreciate it~ ^^ I sure hope the same for your friends too.

:iconaskceilingameriko: She's very nice,indeed she is~ ^^ She even gave me a bottle of sparkling cider. (In which it may come in handy > w >) In short,she's a cheery lil' sweetheart~ ^^

:iconaph-player2italy: We've been through some rough times, but I guess it was the time to bury the hatchet and start again,right?

:icondarkfemcanada: My sweet, I know that in you you will find your inner self, your fate to this world.I am sure because I
trust you and you have that potential in you.All you have to do is to let it all out~ :heart:

:iconaph-dark-olsztyn: You're the first one that appreciates my homemade tea~ And if you ever needed any poison,just ask~ :heart:

Aren't you sweet? (Acquaintance)

:iconcalientesenorita: I don't know yet if we're friends,dear. But I sure wish we will
be friends. Take care of your tomatoes more, by the way. ^^

:iconiknowyourdeath: I hope we might be good friends. Though I still won't forgive you for making my dress and hair black.

:icon2p-usarisu: When I first met you,you were a cheeky child with no manners and respect at all.I hope you still won't have that attitude when we meet again.

:iconpet-briton: So far,you seem to be a kind-hearted man.I hope we'll get to know each other sometime.Come and visit my home,alright? ^^

I don't know... (I don't like you)

:iconnothingbuta-lady: I don't like you much. You feel so high and mighty when you're just merely a lady. Be a real lady for once. I really envy you.You have everything there is. ; n ;

*glares* Leave now. I don't want to hurt you. (I hate you)

:iconsnakeking-kirkland: *twitches* :skull: I hate you with a burning passion.

Death Log:
Level : 35
Total Lives : 18 17

-killed by DarkFemCanada- ( chopped head)
- killed by SwingBattaBattaSwing- (ribs crushed by nailed bat ; u ; )
-killed by BritishBloodSucker- (excess blood loss and ripped skin from neck -?-)




((Somewhat, Himaruya's making alternate/dark versions for each character. Like,A player 2 of some game. IDK :>))

((I'm using this for keepsake~: www.zerochan.net/Alternate+Col… www.zerochan.net/United+Kingdo… ))

The Journey

One day you finally knew
what you had to do, and began,
though the voices around you
kept shouting
their bad advice --
though the whole house
began to tremble
and you felt the old tug
at your ankles.
"Mend my life!"
each voice cried.
But you didn't stop.
You knew what you had to do,
though the wind pried
with its stiff fingers
at the very foundations,
though their melancholy
was terrible.
It was already late
enough, and a wild night,
and the road full of fallen
branches and stones.
But little by little,
as you left their voices behind,
the stars began to burn
through the sheets of clouds,
and there was a new voice
which you slowly
recognized as your own,
that kept you company
as you strode deeper and deeper
into the world,
determined to do
the only thing you could do --
determined to save
the only life you could save.

~ Mary Oliver ~

((this poem suits so much,right? ; v ; ))

Current Residence: in England
Favourite genre of music: classical/calm music
Favourite style of art: Surreal and Fantasy~
Personal Quote: "Try my cupcakes~ They're absolutely to DIE for~! <3

Favourite Writers
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((Water color pencils))
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( I missed this place. So many good memories. I miss everyone. I miss being this happy. I miss sweet Emily the most. Thank you everyone. For everything. I love you all and I'll never forget you. I'm.. actually crying right now. This was my home, where I start off roleplaying. I am so thankful that my good memories are still here. I'm so happy. Until then, farewell. &nbsp;)
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&nbsp;(( A thousand apologies to everyone! D: It's been three tough weeks on me. You see, school's turning a bit busy as the next quarter comes in. But I'm glad I'm back. Oh, how I missed you all! ; w ; ))
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&nbsp;There was an immediate change to her house's atmosphere. It was bright and cheery again; full of life. Her garden may seemed frosted with snow, but you could see the life within it once again. There was smoke from the chimney and there were lights from inside of the house. You are certain that Alice is indeed back. After so many months of not seeing her, you are excited to see the cheerful Brit once more. You slowly make your way to the porch in your own winter clothes and knocked on the door. A few seconds passed by and the door flew open, revealing Alice in a festive peppermint-and-candy-cane patterned sweater. Her freckled cheeks were col
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((Hello there. :wave:
Guess who's thinking of coming back?))
(( Oh, Hey there! . 7 .
Long time, no see, my friend~ ))
((*hugs* Yep! How have you been holding up with your account?))
(( It's almost dead, actually. I was planning on deactivating it. ))
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Random rp and go?

*covers her eyes from behind* Guess who?
It has been a while, yes

Oh my goodness! -jumps and gives a little scream- Wait...Emily? - touches her hands- Dear, it has been so long, hasn't it?
"Aw don't tell me you got scared, I didn't even do anything." She laughe a bit, covering her mouth. "Yea, I'm sorry about that. Kinda lost track of... everything." shrugs helplessly.