On a small wasteland planet, where the twin suns shine without end, in a place where nothing can be seen but a flat desert stretching for an eternity, a sound can be heard. The sound seems mechanical, but somewhat alive, and can only be thoroughly described as a “wooing” sound. The sound slowly gets louder as the “woos” get longer. And then, as if out of nowhere, a Vending Machine starts to appear, as though it was fading into existence. Just as the Vending Machine becomes fully corporeal, the “wooing” stops, and the Vending Machine sits there completely out of place in the desert wasteland. The Vending Machine is red, and has the words “Fruit Juice” on the top, written in pink and green. The coin slot is for some reason, horizontal rather than vertical. And under that coin slot are seven buttons, each presumably corresponding to a different flavour of juice.
Just then, the front of the Fruit Juice Machine begins to open, as though it was