I get that you're playing a child, so you'll be small and all that. But come on. This thing doesn't even have arms! All it can do is jump at you and bite you, and even if you're a kid, it's small enough to be able to grab ahold of.
This thing is even more harmless than Chucky! At least he could hold a knife with which to stab you.
I love that this game has only one jumpscare though, and someone made a compilation video of all of the jumpscares on Youtube. Yes, that is as funny as it sounds.
By the way, this comic comes courtesy of my little brother. Who remembered a snarky comment I made about the game, and as such suggested I turn it into a comic several weeks later.
I know normal toys that can be just as dangerous, with crazy fast rotating parts that you could easily put your finger in and hurt yourself with. But you're right, I bet Mama Tattletail could make you lose a finger or two if you aren't careful.