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Izzy or Isn't He? Part 1
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This is a piece of fanfiction I wrote over two years ago based on the Total Drama animated series. If you're unfamiliar with the program, the show is based on a group of teenagers competing in Survivor-like competitions. This piece of literature in particular is inspired by two of the characters, Owen, who is stereotyped as "the fat party animal" and also the winner of the competition, and Izzy, who is stereotyped as "the crazy chick". Yes, I'm aware that this contains various of grammatical errors, but please keep in mind that this was written when I was only 14 years old. Despite that, I still believe that this is quite a good story... So, I hope you enjoy!  
From Owen's POV
I couldn't do anything but stare at her in the hallway, as I saw her opening her locker. I was frozen, frozen like Aunt Carol's pies, man those things are good! Like seriously, if I could marry pie I'd- oh wait yeh I forget. So I see her opening the locker, then I see with the
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Fear
Fear is like a goldfish,
If you continue to feed it;
You won't be able to flush it down the toilet
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Hatred and negativity will only bother you as much you choose to allow it to do so
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Ancient Piece of Mario Fanfiction, 5 years ago
Bowser just lost a battle again. And
>> wanted revenge again. "I want revenge!!!!" said Bowser. Then Lemmy came.
>> "Iggy has been lost dad!!!!" said Lemmy. "I don't care, I need you
>> to help me get revenge!!!!!" "Now, come with me Lemmy." Bowser
>> showed Lemmy a slide show of his evil plan. "First I will hire a
>> super evil nerd to build me computer." said Bowser. "Then, I will
>> drink some super evil chocolate milk for energy on my super evil
>> plan, then I will capture Peach"-"Does that plan ever work?" said
>> Lemmy. "No, and I wasn't done!?! Then, Mario comes and saves her,
>> I loose and then I do Plan B! And if that doesn't work I'll use
>> Plan C!"
>> At the Mushroom Kingdom…… "You know Peach you have to be more
>> careful." said Mario. "About 99% of the things I do is save you."
>> "Well saving me isn't that hard." said Peach. "All what you have
>> to do is to go to WWW.GAMESPOT.COM and type in the video game I
>> was captured in, find a cheat code that will le
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Hospital Horrors, who's the Koopa childrens' mom?
Do not judge me at all based on this. My writing is bad, but it isn't this bad. This is just an old piece that I did four years ago and I thought it was cute, so I decided to put it here. So, don't judge me.
"Daaad! We're hungry!" all 8 of the Koopa Kids complained to their father.
"You annoying, spoiled, bratty kids!!! I am sick of this! Every three days you always annoy me by asking for stupid requests like food! I am sick of it!"
"Shut up and get us some food NOW!!! There is a Chinese restaurant really close by, so feed us!"
"Aww, that is my girl. You see, kids, you could learn something from her! Treat people horrible and you will get what you want and more! Come on, kids! Let's go to the Chinese restaurant!"
At the restaurant Bowser and his kids had to wait on a line! Bowser hated waiting for stupid things like other people. They had been waiting for 10 minutes but they still hadn't ordered yet.
"Hey Iggy," Lemmy asked.
"Yeah?"
"Have you even wondered about our mom? You kno
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First journal entry in almost three years, what'chya think about that?

Reviewing my previous journals, I felt a lot of anger inside at what my parents have done to me. It is absolutely disgusting. However, I've learned that in life, you must forgive. Not as in you accept what they did or that you want to see that person again, but forgive in the sense that you have completely cleared your mind of their existence.

I bite my finger to express anger. Benign compared to how some other young people express range, but unhealthy, nonetheless.

I no longer live with my parents, but I still do generally live a stagnant and uneventful life.

I've wondered for years what's wrong with me. At one point, I thought it was just because of fear. Another point, I thought it was just because I felt I was undeserving of being able to live a decent life and therefore, my behavior reflected that belief. Now, I'm leaning to the idea that it's because my habitual thinking is negative and I have to make a switch or a 'force' if that makes sense. Your thoughts aren't set in stone, you can control them, so use that power to change your life.

Maybe some of those things are right, maybe none of them are. I'm not sure what's wrong with me.

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High school junior of 16 years. I'm not an artist, but I aspire to be a writer. That, however, isn't my greatest ambition. The life of an author is very lonely; a career that I wouldn't be content with. That being said, I do enjoy to create a little literature from time to time. I'm far from being even remotely skilled, but I acknowledge that.

We often ask ourselves, "what's the point of it all?" For me, I constantly face myself with various mental battles to figure out with myself on whether a god or a foreign deity exists. It's a question that has haunted me for the past few years, and it will possibly continue to be an ultimate enigma to me for the rest of my life.

I do understand, though, that we as humans wish to be elated. So therefore, my goal is to be happy and make the others around me happy. That is what I see as the ultimate purpose of life.

On the outside, I'm viewed as a very perky and joyful student, and I am. I love school and enjoy the support I receive there. Sure, there are jerks, but you know that they'll never make it in life. What really drags me down, is my father. No, he does not frequently physically assault me, nor does he have problems with alcohol abuse. He does, however emotionally attack me and uses me as a source of venting his mentally unstable anger. I see my parents use their religion to justify hatred. They're the most Evangelical, Conservative people on the planet and have literally told me that I'm an idiot who is full of the devil and going straight to hell. Often times, I loose track of all that he does and I've decided to use this blog as a way of expressing what happens to the general public.

Now, as for my username? I'm in love with Denmark. My greatest desire is to study abroad in the Scandinavian nation for college and possibly live there. If you're Danish, I greatly envy you! I included bagel simply due to the fact that bagels are amazing, aren't they?

I'm very obsessed with Europe in general, (although, Denmark has a special place in my heart) and I have a strong linguistic interest in the languages spoken within the continent. My top countries, besides Denmark, include The Netherlands, Germany, France, Sweden, Finland, and Switzerland. If you're from any of those fantastic nations, tell me everything. I can assure you that no details will be too tedious for me. As far as MY linguistic knowledge is concerned, I am decently skilled in conversational French (top of the class) and British accents. ;)

If you bothered to read the blabber above, then you're amazing.

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Thank you. :-)
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