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Bakery Apocalypse:Armabreaddon by extramundane, literature

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Bakery Apocalypse:Armabreaddon

BAKERY APOCALYPSE: THE ARMABREADDON A Punny Half-Baked Quasi-Opera in Ten Minutes(Scene opens on Bakery; an entry to the "back room", a table, upon which baked goods sit. A doorway to the outside world.BAKER paces and frets, checking watch, fixing and adjusting, etc.)BAKER: Today's the day... the culmination of years of kneading and baking and mortgaging and re-mortgaging and it all comes down to this. Ever since I had a Fisher Price kitchen I've waited for this day, and now it's here. One health inspection away from realising my childhood dream.... my own bakery.... (a beat) Oh my god I've never been so nervous in my life. (looks around) ...