This one was a toughie. The Fowl's opponent this time around was

's dragon-powered adolescent, Kuroda Takashi, which posed a problem. Everyone's favorite sociopathic bird vigilante is thirty two years old, six foot three, and built like a roman god, so no matter that magic powers our friend Mr. Takashi has, it eventually boils down to a big man in a costume beating up a nineteen year-old kid. That seemed... in poor taste. So how could the Fowl defeat Kuroda?
He couldn't... but Parris City liquor laws could!
Behold the Domino Club: a secret establishment hidden under the streets of the city, where Parris' prodigious vigilante population can meet, swap notes, and toss back a few cold ones. You think a room-full of crimefighters are going to let an underage kid in their bar? Nay! And thus, alcohol solves another one of my problems.
The Club's patrons, left to right:
The Mime (drinking an Arnold Palmer)
The Secret
Sister Mary Vendetta
El Mofeto, Luchadore Detective
Paul, leader of the Chimneysweeps
Mister Staccato (with a full Vodka Tonic, since his mask leaves his mouth tragically hidden)
Duncan, another member of the Chimneysweeps
The Fowl (swirling a glass of Cognac)
The Gauze
Crimson Quiver
All this for the benefit of

's fight jam. Best of luck to Gridley316.