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The Wizard and the Island King by DamonWakes, literature

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The Wizard and the Island King by DamonWakes, literature

Heed the Nineteen Hounds by DamonWakes, literature

Grumblins by DamonWakes, literature

The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Snarley Quinn by DamonWakes, literature

I Forced a Bot To Watch 1,000 Hours of Cop Films by DamonWakes, literature

Little Bombardier by DamonWakes, literature

Snow White and the Impractical Law of Succession by DamonWakes, literature

Witness Not the Watcher by DamonWakes, literature

Hell Is Other People by DamonWakes, literature

Swing In for a Slice by DamonWakes, literature

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My Bio
Damon L. Wakes writes just about anything that springs to mind, producing both novels and short stories. As well as promoting his own books, he makes an effort to share the work of those who are under-read, under-appreciated, or just plain awesome.

Author of OCR is Not the Only Font, Red Herring, Bionic Punchline and Face of Glass.

He can also be found at:
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Favourite Visual Artist
H.R. Geiger
Favourite Movies
Alien, Waltz with Bashir, The Hangover.
Favourite TV Shows
The Walking Dead, Family Guy, Mongrels.
Favourite Books
Rumo and his Miraculous Adventures, The Salmon of Doubt.
Favourite Writers
Walter Moers, Douglas Adams, Harlan Ellison.
Favourite Games
Odin Sphere, Bioshock, Steambot Chronicles.
Favourite Gaming Platform
Onlive
Tools of the Trade
Keyboard, mouse, scalpel, blowtorch, carborundum cutting wheel.
Other Interests
Archery, biology, camping, carnivorous plants.
That's right! You can now get your mitts on literally hundreds of products designed by yours truly, the author of ATTACK OF THE FIFTY FOOT ANUS and other tales of questionable literary merit. Just check out the infomercial below: If you'd like to check out my shop, you can find that here. If you'd like to see the initial announcement over on my blog, that's over here. Want to read the follow-up in which I reveal what the actual, serious, non-Photoshopped items look like in person? This is the link for you, my friend! Also, as I think the lateness of this update on this platform probably demonstrates, I don't keep up with deviantART all that steadily outside of July. If you want to stay abreast of my nonsense for the other eleven months of the year, I highly recommend subscribing to my newsletter. Websites come and go, but email is forever-ish!
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FFM 2022

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It's Flash Fiction Month once again, which means I'll be active on dA for the next little while! If you'd like to keep up with my work the rest of the year, you might like to subscribe to my email newsletter. It's been running since 2015, but I haven't sent one out since 2019 so it's still sort of new right now! :dummy: Also, after several years of thinking "I should really make an effort to read and comment on stuff this FFM" and never really following through on it, this time around I'm planning to commit to just one piece a day. It might ultimately be more, but I'd rather commit to an absurdly low target that I can be sure of meeting even on a bad day than aim for a higher one that'll cause me to give up when I inevitably hit a busy point in the month. If you feel you've written something particularly good, please do point me towards it!
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I've got a brand new game for you today! It's Twinedle - a six-letter Wordle variant created entirely using Twine (the same tool I'd ordinarily use to make interactive fiction). One of the twists on classic Wordle is that Twinedle lets you play again without waiting a whole day for a new word, and so (in the hopes that it'll help my big new project reach new people) I'm running a little competition to celebrate its launch day. Post your streak to Twitter with the hashtag #Twinedle, and whoever's got the highest before April 2nd will win a fabulous prize!* Want to have a go? Head on over and test your Twiney Wordle mettle now! *The prize, although fabulous, is not worth a significant amount of money. This is partly why I feel confident in simply trusting people to tell me what their best winning streak is.
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Howdy Damon!


Thank you for the llama; I'm glad you liked the Mucha Lisa. While you are not the only one to have done it, you posted a really stellar Ecce Mona -- top shelf "restoration, that one... thanks again!

Happy birthday!  Banana Chocolate Cake with candles 50x50 icon Banana 
You're welcome! :la:
Happy birthday! birthday cake :bananala: