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Closet Brony!!! by DallasBlack Closet Brony!!! :icondallasblack:DallasBlack 2 1 Wall Of Ponies!!! by DallasBlack Wall Of Ponies!!! :icondallasblack:DallasBlack 3 3 Furries Are Everywhere!!!! by DallasBlack Furries Are Everywhere!!!! :icondallasblack:DallasBlack 1 0 My New Profile Picture by DallasBlack My New Profile Picture :icondallasblack:DallasBlack 3 3 For Sparity Fans by DallasBlack For Sparity Fans :icondallasblack:DallasBlack 3 1 Just A Joke by DallasBlack
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Michel Newcomb
United States
Born and raised in Texas since 1979. Cartoon enthusiast since childhood. Drawing fan since then too, though never learned any techniques, too interesting in drawing than learning how to. Wrestling fan since 1990. Heavy metal hard rock fan since 1991. Tried twice to learn guitar but gave up each time (I'm just too lazy and impatient to learn things like that -same problem I had with drawing). Bullied but survived middle school. Wrestled in High School. Signed up for the US Navy in senior year. Graduated in 1998. Went into the the Navy in 1999. Became a Christian while in the navy. Left navy in 2003. Went to community college in same year, graduated in 2005. Went to University Of North Texas, did one semester then dropped out. Best friend and brother by choice passed away in 2005. Became a fan of furry art in 2006, eventually being comfortable with the furry tag despite the negative stereotype from the yiff crowd. Went to automotive school in 2009. Failed in automotive career. Became a fan of MLP art in 2010 but refused to watch the show or accept the Brony tag. Went through various warehouse jobs until going into trucking school. Drove a truck for a while, but like the auto career, I screwed it up. Went into a depression and finally watched MLP. Fell in love with the show which helped me through those dark times. Now despite the negative stereotypes from the cloppers, I accept the Brony tag. Started my career at Amazon, hope things improve from there.

Used to have dreams of being a pro wrestler but genetics worked against me. Used to have dreams of singing in a metal band, but I barely have any social friends so have realized my dreams have to be set aside for reality. I still fantasize about how all those things could have happened, but not so much that I lose sight of reality. Once I can summon up the courage, I’ll start going to and singing at kareokee (sic) bars-don't like going to places like that by myself. Really don't know where I'm going and find it best to just concentrate on today. Praise God! Metal forever! Art forever!
Interests

I know my watchers are few in numbers, but what the hay: I was watching Family Appriciation Day and remembered how adorable Bunny Bloom was and I collected some screenshots so I could draw one of them. Which should I draw? BTW, I will not be drawing Tiara 

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Closet Brony!!!
Here are the rest of my MLP merchandise items (as an addendum to my last deviation). The limited edition tins, mystery figures, and small figures from various things. I had to put all that up in the closet because my cat will keep knocking them down if I don't. Just like the last one, here are closer views:

Aa by DallasBlack  Bb by DallasBlack 

It's been fun for having a passion for something again. The show and the fandom aided me in recovering from a bad time in my life and I've enjoyed the journey. If you told me 10 years ago, I'd fall in love with My Little Pony, I would have laughed in your face. However, the fandom showed me that there must be something to this cartoon. I avoided the show while loving the fanart and fan videos but after hitting a low point in my life I watched my first episodes and it cheered me up and gave me a good laugh. I started collecting merchandise and after five years I have accumulated all that I've posted.


Now the show is approaching the end and I don't regret anything. I will finish this and the last season and attend the final Brony Con next year and may accumulate a few more merch along the way (especially when a lot of it goes on clearance). However, I will not be taking part in the next Generation. As a matter of fact, it's probably good this generation is ending. I've put a lot of time and money in my love of Generation 4 and it's about time for me to wind down. Some may say I'm too obsessed with MLP, but I'm not too obsessed to walk away. My obsession with CD collecting on the other hand...
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Wall Of Ponies!!!
I finally took a long needed vacation and re-arranged my room. This allowed me to get my pony merchandise all situated. Here is the overview of my mane (get it? :D) merchandise. All the toys, figures (actually most of them-see my next deviation), nick nacks, fanart prints, and plushies. Below are the closer views of all you see here (open in new window to see them in better resolution):

A by DallasBlack  B by DallasBlack  C by DallasBlack  D by DallasBlack 
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Furries Are Everywhere!!!!
I stopped by Albertsons grocery store and saw this cute little anthro fox on bags of bing cherries. Then it hit me, here at a grocery store produce section of all places was a furry. They're EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! :D
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I Felt Like I Needed To Do Something

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:37 PM


I've been so busy with work, I have not had time or energy to post anything. I don't draw or write anymore (no time) and my photography of my merchandise collections are currently on the backburner (no energy). However, with two new watchers I feel like I have to do something. So here are some jokes to maybe brighten up your day!

A woman goes to her doctor for some medical attention:

Doctor: Ok Ms. Arnold, what seems to be the problem?
Ms. Arnold: Doctor, my chest is hurting.
Doctor: Well, lets have a look. Please take your shirt off.

She takes off her shirt and the doctor sees something surprising:

Doctor: Wow Ms. Arnold, you seem to have an imprint of a giant 'M' on your chest.
Ms. Arnold: Well, this is kind of embarrassing. You see, my boyfriend came to visit me last night and we got a bit... intimate. He was wearing his old college letterman jacket and in the heat of the moment forgot to take it off.
Doctor: I see. So your boyfriend went to Michigan?
Ms. Arnold: No, Wisconsin.

:D (Big Grin)

A man becomes very sick and goes to his doctor after all the tests have been completed:

Man: So doc, what's the verdict.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm afraid you only have about a year left to live.
Man: Oh no! Doc, is there anything that can be done? Is there any treatment that might change things?
Doctor: Well, let me tell you what I want you to do. I want you to buy an old beat up Dodge pickup. Then I want you to find the ugliest, meanest, loudest, largest woman you can find. It's best if she has spoiled brat children. Then I want you and your new family move into a beat up old house in one of the worst neighborhoods around. That's going to be your best bet.
Man: And that's going to make me live?!
Doctor: No.
Man: Then why in the hell would I do that then?!!!!
Doctor: Because, it will make that year seem like forever.

:D (Big Grin) 

A man's dumb cousin Festus from the backwoods comes to stay with him and his wife in the suburbs. His cousin came to town to work as he wanted to be part of the civilized world. However, they realized with only a beat up pair of coveralls and not much else, he needed good work clothes and other sundries to make him presentable. So his wife takes him to Wal-Mart to get what he needs. While there he becomes enthralled by something.

Wife: What are you looking at Festus?
Festus: These shiny things! What are they?
Wife: It's called a thermos. It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold.
Festus: You're kidding me! That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard of, can I get one?!
Wife: Sure, grab the one you want and lets go.

The next morning, Festus is sitting in a chair waiting to start the day. Wearing new work clothes and clutching a brand new thermos in his hands. The man comes down stairs to greet him.

Man: Well hello Festus, those sure are some fine new duds you're wearing. What's that you have in your hand.
Festus: This here is called a thermos! It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold!
Man: Well that sure is a nice one! What you got in there?
Festus: Two cups of coffee and a glass of iced tea!

:D (Big Grin)

There was this fiery and passionate preacher that would always look up to the sky and say things like, "I see... The King Of Kings!" or "I see... the Lord of Lords." Well one day his congregation decided to play a practical joke on him. They had a skylight put in above the pulpit without his knowing. They then put a store window mannequin and put it through the skylight. The next Sunday, the preacher is doing his sermon and looks up to the sky, "I see... Wait a minute, I do see something!"

:D (Big Grin)

A husband and wife are playing a game of golf. When the husband's golf ball goes flying off course towards the houses on the outskirts and they hear a crash. He wants to pretend it never happened. After all, houses next to golf courses have this kind of things happen all the time. However, his wife feels that it's only proper to go apologize. They go to the house and find the door wide open. They climb the stairs and find the golf ball on the floor among broken glass. A man is standing there in a robe and a turban.

Man: Is this your doing? I'm a magic genie and I've been trapped in a vase for centuries. As a reward, I will grant you a wish.
Husband: Shouldn't that be three wishes?
Genie: Ah, you've read too many books. But I'll tell you what, I'll give you two wishes but the third will be for me.
Husband And Wife: Agreed!
Genie: Ok, then time for your two wishes.
Wife: Well, the best thing to wish for in any situation like this is for us to be incredibly wealthy.
Genie: In this time, how much would that be?
Wife: Lets say, 50 million dollars?
Genie: Granted!
Husband: Now it's my turn! I wish to be a scratch golfer!
Wife: Hey now, how about a wish that will be beneficial.
Husband: Come on honey, you know how much I love golf. Besides, we already wished for enough money to last us a lifetime!
Genie: Too late anyways, the wish is granted. Now, it's time for you to hold up your end of the bargain. You see, for centuries I have been by myself with only my hand for companionship. I wish to sleep with your wife. And by that I don't mean actually sleeping.
Wife: I don't think we can agree to that.
Husband: Come on honey, think of all that money! Plus as a scratch golfer I could even go pro and make us even more millions!
Wife: Well, if you say so.

After doing the deed, the wife is lying in bed with the genie:

Genie: Wow, that was great.
Wife: Indeed!
Genie: You're husband is a very nice guy.
Wife: Yeah, I guess so.
Genie: Tell me, how old his he?
Wife: Forty-two next month.
Genie: Huh! Ain't he a little too old to believe in this genie crap?

:D (Big Grin)




  • Listening to: Various Songs
  • Reading: MLP IDW Comics
  • Watching: Supernatrual
  • Playing: Soliaire
  • Eating: Cracker Barrel
  • Drinking: Sugar Free Sweet Tea

I Felt Like I Needed To Do Something

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 10, 2018, 12:37 PM


I've been so busy with work, I have not had time or energy to post anything. I don't draw or write anymore (no time) and my photography of my merchandise collections are currently on the backburner (no energy). However, with two new watchers I feel like I have to do something. So here are some jokes to maybe brighten up your day!

A woman goes to her doctor for some medical attention:

Doctor: Ok Ms. Arnold, what seems to be the problem?
Ms. Arnold: Doctor, my chest is hurting.
Doctor: Well, lets have a look. Please take your shirt off.

She takes off her shirt and the doctor sees something surprising:

Doctor: Wow Ms. Arnold, you seem to have an imprint of a giant 'M' on your chest.
Ms. Arnold: Well, this is kind of embarrassing. You see, my boyfriend came to visit me last night and we got a bit... intimate. He was wearing his old college letterman jacket and in the heat of the moment forgot to take it off.
Doctor: I see. So your boyfriend went to Michigan?
Ms. Arnold: No, Wisconsin.

:D (Big Grin)

A man becomes very sick and goes to his doctor after all the tests have been completed:

Man: So doc, what's the verdict.
Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm afraid you only have about a year left to live.
Man: Oh no! Doc, is there anything that can be done? Is there any treatment that might change things?
Doctor: Well, let me tell you what I want you to do. I want you to buy an old beat up Dodge pickup. Then I want you to find the ugliest, meanest, loudest, largest woman you can find. It's best if she has spoiled brat children. Then I want you and your new family move into a beat up old house in one of the worst neighborhoods around. That's going to be your best bet.
Man: And that's going to make me live?!
Doctor: No.
Man: Then why in the hell would I do that then?!!!!
Doctor: Because, it will make that year seem like forever.

:D (Big Grin) 

A man's dumb cousin Festus from the backwoods comes to stay with him and his wife in the suburbs. His cousin came to town to work as he wanted to be part of the civilized world. However, they realized with only a beat up pair of coveralls and not much else, he needed good work clothes and other sundries to make him presentable. So his wife takes him to Wal-Mart to get what he needs. While there he becomes enthralled by something.

Wife: What are you looking at Festus?
Festus: These shiny things! What are they?
Wife: It's called a thermos. It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold.
Festus: You're kidding me! That's the most amazing thing I've ever heard of, can I get one?!
Wife: Sure, grab the one you want and lets go.

The next morning, Festus is sitting in a chair waiting to start the day. Wearing new work clothes and clutching a brand new thermos in his hands. The man comes down stairs to greet him.

Man: Well hello Festus, those sure are some fine new duds you're wearing. What's that you have in your hand.
Festus: This here is called a thermos! It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold!
Man: Well that sure is a nice one! What you got in there?
Festus: Two cups of coffee and a glass of iced tea!

:D (Big Grin)

There was this fiery and passionate preacher that would always look up to the sky and say things like, "I see... The King Of Kings!" or "I see... the Lord of Lords." Well one day his congregation decided to play a practical joke on him. They had a skylight put in above the pulpit without his knowing. They then put a store window mannequin and put it through the skylight. The next Sunday, the preacher is doing his sermon and looks up to the sky, "I see... Wait a minute, I do see something!"

:D (Big Grin)

A husband and wife are playing a game of golf. When the husband's golf ball goes flying off course towards the houses on the outskirts and they hear a crash. He wants to pretend it never happened. After all, houses next to golf courses have this kind of things happen all the time. However, his wife feels that it's only proper to go apologize. They go to the house and find the door wide open. They climb the stairs and find the golf ball on the floor among broken glass. A man is standing there in a robe and a turban.

Man: Is this your doing? I'm a magic genie and I've been trapped in a vase for centuries. As a reward, I will grant you a wish.
Husband: Shouldn't that be three wishes?
Genie: Ah, you've read too many books. But I'll tell you what, I'll give you two wishes but the third will be for me.
Husband And Wife: Agreed!
Genie: Ok, then time for your two wishes.
Wife: Well, the best thing to wish for in any situation like this is for us to be incredibly wealthy.
Genie: In this time, how much would that be?
Wife: Lets say, 50 million dollars?
Genie: Granted!
Husband: Now it's my turn! I wish to be a scratch golfer!
Wife: Hey now, how about a wish that will be beneficial.
Husband: Come on honey, you know how much I love golf. Besides, we already wished for enough money to last us a lifetime!
Genie: Too late anyways, the wish is granted. Now, it's time for you to hold up your end of the bargain. You see, for centuries I have been by myself with only my hand for companionship. I wish to sleep with your wife. And by that I don't mean actually sleeping.
Wife: I don't think we can agree to that.
Husband: Come on honey, think of all that money! Plus as a scratch golfer I could even go pro and make us even more millions!
Wife: Well, if you say so.

After doing the deed, the wife is lying in bed with the genie:

Genie: Wow, that was great.
Wife: Indeed!
Genie: You're husband is a very nice guy.
Wife: Yeah, I guess so.
Genie: Tell me, how old his he?
Wife: Forty-two next month.
Genie: Huh! Ain't he a little too old to believe in this genie crap?

:D (Big Grin)




  • Listening to: Various Songs
  • Reading: MLP IDW Comics
  • Watching: Supernatrual
  • Playing: Soliaire
  • Eating: Cracker Barrel
  • Drinking: Sugar Free Sweet Tea

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Pony-Berserker Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy birthday! :)
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DallasBlack Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018
Thanks man, much appreciated!
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schorpioen007 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018
Happy birthday ^^
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DallasBlack Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2018
Thank you!
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schorpioen007 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2018
You're welcome ^^
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Pen-Mark Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Happy (Belated) Birthday Dallas! I hope all has been well for you dude!Bunny Emoji-32 (Waving) [V2] Birthday cake  icon Bunny Emoji-32 (Waving) [V2] 
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DallasBlack Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2017
Things could be better, but thanks!
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mrsbadbugs Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama and +favs
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yangen Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2017
Toxic-Mario should be banned for drawing foalcon: toxic-mario.deviantart.com/jou…. Maybe he is a clopper?
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Genericwritertitle Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
happy birthday!! make sure you eat lots of cake!
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