HUMANITY IS DOOMED!!!!
8 grown women, between 30-40 years old and 1 grown man (about the same age as the women)and I, only 25 and only 5'4"(clearly smaller than the man, had to save em ALL:
from two tiny cockroaches!!!!!!😅😂🤣
Okay, so here's what happened: The man came down to the lobby area where I work, and he told me there are cockroaches in the hall. So I got up and as I climbed up the stairs, I asked him if he attempted to squish em or something, he said "No, they're gone..." I didn't believe him, so when I got there the women on edge and panicky, they showed me where the animals went. So I went into the kitchen, got out the can of bugspray, kneeled next to the doorframe, and sprayed into the hole in the doorframe until the first roach came out, obviously dying.
ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE! LIKE A THUNDERING HERD DEMOLISHING THE SAVANAH, THE LADIES DISAPPEARED IN A FLASH OF CHAOS!
The guy only moved a good 10' away from where I was😂. (But that's pretty far away from a scared tiny bug to be honest) Then as I was picking up the bug carcass, the other roach stuck it's head out for air, (I supposed they were gonna mate, cause one is larger than the other....correct me if I'm wrong, but I can't tell female roaches from males. The only thing I know of bug sexes, is that females are usually larger? IDK...)
Anyway, I killed the other one and disposed of the bodies, and still the humans were worried if the cockroaches might come back from the dead😂
Humans used to hunt down WOOLLY MAMMOTHS for their meat, and afterwards used their bones as tools or building materials, and their skin for clothes and many other things... And those animals are ENORMOUSLY GIGANTIC, and look at us now...cowering because of a bug not even as long as my Pinky finger...
Am I in the right universe?😂#humanityfailed #cockroachkiller #imightnotbehuman #humanityisdoomedifwearereallythisstupid