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So my gran gave me a cheeseboard she won in a raffle. But she took out all the fancy cheese and left me with the plain stuff. I feel betrayed..

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:iconloralove8:
Loralove8 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Student Artist
My mom stole a salt and pepper shaker from her job and gave it to my grandma '-'

BUT WE HARDLY HAVE ANY SALT AND PEPPER AT OUR HOUSE.

JUST SPICES AND F*CKING SUGAR!!
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahahahahaha XDDDD amazing!
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:iconloralove8:
Loralove8 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Student Artist
My grandma has a bunch of salt and pepper she could make a store with it
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Awwh bless her, my grandparents have lots of teasets.. Like wayy to many.. 
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:iconloralove8:
Loralove8 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Student Artist
Tsunami of tea sets
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pretty much XD
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:iconarrgates:
ArrGates Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017
My nan once gave me an old tea-towel with owls on it for my 10th birthday...
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats adorable!
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:iconpaws4thot:
paws4thot Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017
It could be worse; one year my uncle (who should know better) gave my Dad (his BFF since 1939) a 2lb blue Stilton. I'm the only person in the house (even at Winter Solstice) who will eat the stuff, and that was too much for me!
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Blue stilton is my fave. But geez that much XD At least you tried ^^
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:iconpaws4thot:
paws4thot Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017
Oh I like strong cheese, but that much would mean skipping all other cheeses for several weeks.
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah i know what you mean. XD
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:iconzadinsherman:
Zadinsherman Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Its the thought that counts
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It is indeed bless her.
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:iconthatfoolishone:
ThatFoolishOne Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017
I hope you asked your gran where the fancy cheese went and she said, "nacho business."
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Honestly i wish she did. I do remember at the time she gave it me she was stuffing her face with a cracker.. Fucking savage.. respektyoelders or they steal yo shit
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:iconthatfoolishone:
ThatFoolishOne Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017
Oh my God that reminds me. My uncle gave me like this giant stick of deer trail bologna. Like I had to use two hands to grab it. And I was just thinking there was no way I'm gonna be able to fit this in my fridge. :P
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Firstly that sounds amazing, maybe you could use it as a jousting stick or something.
Stick it down your pants as a joke see how long it takes people to notice... 
Also that gift you mentioned in the note sounded hilarious, when its grown you need to send me a photo. XD
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:iconthatfoolishone:
ThatFoolishOne Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017
If anyone tries to break into my apartment, I could probably hit them across the whole room with a stick of deer meat.
I will! I did take a pic of the box when I got it. xD
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You could bludgeon them that is true. What a way to go...
Also i love it! How can you be angry at that face beaming up at you.
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:iconthatfoolishone:
ThatFoolishOne Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017
I feel like his grass hair isn't going to grow out as well as the pic shows. xD
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah thats always the way isnt it. XD
Then again the results might be even better. Like when you put a shitty battery in a singing toy and it ends up sounding satanic.
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Bondage-Addicted Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017
The cheese was all gone.. that's shrewd or just clever ;P
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahaha XD
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:iconabused-toy:
abused-toy Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Hide the cheese around her house
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:icondaisy-pink71:
Daisy-Pink71 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That sounds like a fun idea... Even if she might kill me after..
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:iconabused-toy:
abused-toy Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Granny terminator
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