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Working on a new project over at my website.  

corey-art.com/wp/
Hi.  How's it goin?

Been a while eh?

Yep.

Just had to move my dad's derelict car in a parking lot.  Thing won't start.  Got some nice guys to push it for me.
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What do you do when you are in a rutt and can't seem to draw anything you like?  I've been in a one of those for the past year.  Everything I draw I hate.  My art isn't improving at all, how do you set out to improve your art?


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In blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power... Green Lantern's light!


(I have that going through my head for some reason)

I blame :icontoolkitten:
So apparently egypt has ordered the death of every pig in the country to stop the swine flu, even though no cases of swine flu have been reported there yet.  Hilarious.

news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090429/a…
Oh, you know... Here and there, out and around, round and about, hither and thither, to and fro, back and forth, up and down, in and out, over and under, hippity-hoppity, round the corner, over the river and through the woods, lickity split, clockin the jizz, gridin the axe, up to no good, nippin the bud, good and plenty, lollygaggin around, making the rounds, paintin the town red, packin a load, hugging a tree, skinning the dog, skip to my lou, sewin my oats, passin a stone, shootin the breeze, jumpin the fence, humpin the horse, dancin a jig, spinnin the yarn, sippin the cider, flexin the pecks, ruing my due, packing the pete, lickin the chicken, pinching the pennies, do si do.
☃ <- what the hell is this?
Oooo pretty.

The new DA layout is really neat looking.

Shame I suck with CSS stuff or I'd make it really pretty.
I want to draw stuff.  

So here's the thing.  Make a request and I will draw it.  

There is only one stipulation on this request:  It can't be your character.  I won't accept a "draw me!" request.  

Focused ideas.  Practice things.  So on.

Go.
Oh my god... LOL.

Uploading the comics I just realized that the strips are miss-numbered on the site.  I had two strip 67.
I'm going to upload all the old reflex comics.  That will give me something to do.

Who knows, I might get some more readers out of it.

Devious Journal Entry

Tue Nov 18, 2008, 3:13 PM
I am so bored.

Devious Journal Entry

Thu Aug 28, 2008, 5:33 AM
Yay!! My website is fucked up! Huzzah!

Comic's Updating

Tue Aug 26, 2008, 7:09 PM
I'm working on the comic again for a while.  So if you're interested in checking it out (and you didn't already know about it) head on over that way.

reflex.corey-art.com

Dr. Horrible

Sat Jul 19, 2008, 2:06 PM
If you haven't seen it yet, go see it.  It's funny as hell.

www.drhorrible.com/index.html

I wonder...

Tue Aug 8, 2006, 7:51 PM
With DA's new layout and color theme... how many people who had an ID that blended in with the background are pissed off about it... heheh

Heee!

Sun Jul 9, 2006, 7:05 AM
I saw superman and pirates on the same day back to back.  ^___^

yes

Wed Jul 5, 2006, 8:07 PM
Bacon.

That is all.

What the F. . .

Wed Jun 28, 2006, 12:55 AM
[Reposted from my Forums]

I would like to share with you all my rage if I may .  .  .

I just came from IHOP.  No, this is not going to be a rant about food or service.  This is just a rant about today's parents.  

I pulled into the parking lot about 45 minutes ago and entered it along with a large group of people.  I heard two words from them, "children" and "car."  So I tilted my head and heard disgruntled murmuring from the rest of them.  

I inquired as to what happened.

As it turns out, there was a car in the parking lot with the windows rolled down . . . with two children, aged three to four,  in it asleep.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing, neither could the guy behind the welcome counter.  So while the larger group got seated, the counter-man and I went out to the parking lot to look for the car.  

Sure enough, there's a ford something or other with two children asleep in the back seat and the windows rolled down.  

We returned to the inside of the store and I sat up front while counter-man went into the back to call the main office for instruction.  I pondered as to the location of the parents, after all this IHOP was located in a strip.  Granted it was 2:00 am, but maybe something else was open I didn't pay attention.

About the time I'm thinking that I notice a middle aged twig of a woman who held her arms across her chest as though she was cold get up and walk out the IHOP.  She returned shortly and turned the corner apparently to go back to her seat.  Five minutes later a balding gruff of a man stomped back from the same direction and did the same thing.

Ah hah.

So time passes and I wait for my order to be taken, in all the huff over the children I have been forgotten, but it's understandable.  After placing my order I notice the man and the woman go up to the counter together the man gives me a cold stare and waits to pay their order.  

As they leave I turn to the woman who had come in after me for an order and say, "Watch this, I bet it's their car."

Sure enough, they walk out into the parking lot and stop.  Talk to each other. Take a few more steps.  Talk some more.  They reach the car with the children in it and look in the window.  *boop boop*  Yep, it was their car.  

Total elapsed time I was in the IHOP: 30 minutes,  and they were there before I got there.

Now I am not one to judge people unjustly, maybe there were special emitigating circumstances behind them being left in the car.  Maybe Garthock the Ruthless was going to destroy the world if the couple didn't have IHOP right that second of the night.  Or perhaps the children were so allergic to the food in the restaurant that it would have caused the fabric of the universe to fold in on itself and all of existence would have been destroyed.  

This was the most unbearably irresponsible bit of parenting I have ever seen first hand.  I'd chalk this right up there next to giving a 5 year old electric hedge trimmers, patting him on the head, and telling little Billy, "Do the best you can."

Now, if the people who did this are by some freak of coincidence readers of my comic, forum, or otherwise affiliated with my website I would like to make a public apology.  I'm sorry.  I'm sorry I am affiliated with you in any way shape or form.  I'm sorry you know me.  Most of all I'm sorry for your children.  What the fuck were you thinking?

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Mon Jun 26, 2006, 3:54 PM
1000 views! yay!