This master of mayhem grew up in an empty Pot Noodle cup, and went to school in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. One day, he learnt his destiny to be The Entity of Apathy, and so he set out on a not-so-epic quest to find a place to sit down and watch TV whilst not caring about what was on.
When not drawing, he spends his time reading, playing games, and trying to solve the riddles behind the greatest mystery of all, just exactly what the secret of "secret sauce" is.
His hopes for the future include learning to be a ninja, or having most of his body replaced by cybernetics. Or maybe even having cybernetics and learning to be a ninja. Like a sort of .... ninja cyborg of some sort.