its not propane

Well if u wanted cleaner fuel, that’s all you had to say.
You never should have used this old and broken wood or even charcoal anyway.
With all the dirty sooth, the smoky steak that your wife cooks,
Remember when you burnt your foot from lighting the charcoal grill

Its not propane.
Its not propane.
Its not propane.
Your charcoal sucks!

What will it take to show you how a gas grill works?
(It’s not propane)
I tell you all the time that charcoal sucks but you just keep being a jerk
(Its not propane)
So keep those ribs you cooked, all burnt and full of sooth
Ill keep my burger I cooked, for the last time take a good hard look!

Its not propane.
Its not propane.
Its not propane.
Your charcoal sucks!

Remember all that dirty sooth
The smoky steak that your wife cooks
You said you like the way my burger looks, all the juiciness sustained                 

Its propane
Its propane!
Its propane, yes
(Its propane, yes)

So you really need to listen to me
Because I’m telling you the truth
I mean this, its propane
(Trust me)

Its not propane.
Its not propane.
Yes, Its not propane.
Its not Pro-tootin-pane
Its not propane.
Its not propane.
(Propane)